Un melc fudul, la g\u00e2t cu o cravat\u0103,
\u00cempins de un politic avantaj,
Merg\u00e2nd pe-autostrada asfaltat\u0103
Av\u00e2nd \u00een spate-o vil\u0103 -cu etaj,
A \u00eent\u00e2lnit un limax,- coate goale-
Ce n-avea cas\u0103, bani \u0219i c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2i,
\u0218i-a \u00eenceput, ce mai la deal, la vale,
S-atace cu-arogan\u021b\u0103, cel dint\u00e2i:
-Cum \u00eendr\u0103zne\u0219ti omid\u0103 travestit\u0103
S-apari \u00een fa\u021ba mea, \u00een plin\u0103 var\u0103
\u0218i cu figura ta nenorocit\u0103,
Melcescul neam s\u0103-l umpli de ocar\u0103?
Nu ai nici cas\u0103 curte nici gr\u0103din\u0103,
E\u0219ti \u00eentr-un nesf\u00e2r\u0219it vagabondaj,
Pe c\u00e2nd eu am o vil\u0103 cu piscin\u0103,
Cu demisol, parter si cu etaj.
\u00cenchiriez parterul la o banc\u0103
\u0218i \u00eencasez chirii, remunera\u021bii,
Ba chiar \u0219i pe etaj lu\u0103m un ban c\u0103
Nevasta d\u0103 la fluturi medita\u021bii.
C\u00e2nd Limaxul voi s\u0103 ca\u0219te gura,
Cu g\u00e2ndul de-a rosti \u0219i el ceva,
V\u0103zu c\u0103 melcul fost-a dat de-a dura,
De-o dub\u0103 cu \u00eensemne DNA.
De-aicea se desprinde o MORAL\u0102
Ce nu e aplicat\u0103 uneori:
Mai bine e cinstit \u0219i-n pielea goal\u0103,
Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fii c\u0103lcat de procurori!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un melc fudul, la g\u00e2t cu o cravat\u0103,\u00cempins de un politic avantaj,Merg\u00e2nd pe-autostrada asfaltat\u0103Av\u00e2nd \u00een spate-o vil\u0103 -cu etaj,A \u00eent\u00e2lnit un limax,- coate goale-Ce n-avea cas\u0103, bani \u0219i c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2i,\u0218i-a \u00eenceput, ce mai la deal, la vale,S-atace cu-arogan\u021b\u0103, cel dint\u00e2i:-Cum \u00eendr\u0103zne\u0219ti omid\u0103 travestit\u0103S-apari \u00een fa\u021ba mea, \u00een plin\u0103 var\u0103\u0218i cu figura ta nenorocit\u0103,Melcescul neam s\u0103-l umpli […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4207,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4206"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4208,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4206\/revisions\/4208"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}