La gura unei pe\u0219teri, o cioar\u0103-a observat
Un liliac, de-o piatr\u0103 cum \u0219ade ag\u0103\u021bat,
Dar nu ca toat\u0103 lumea, ci foarte curios,
El sfor\u0103ia puternic \u0219i st\u00e2nd cu capu-n jos!
A pus o fr\u00e2n\u0103 brusc\u0103, c\u0103ci a avut un \u0219oc
\u0218i a-nceput s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 de a c\u0103zut \u00een cioc,
Trezind \u0219i liliacul cu iz de cimitir;
Acesta cl\u0103n\u021b\u0103nindu-\u0219i proteza de vampir,
Rosti cu indignare \u0219i voce tenebroas\u0103:
-E evident c\u0103 nu ai cei \u0219apte ani de-acas\u0103,
E\u0219ti doar o ar\u0103tare hidoas\u0103, care zboar\u0103,
Cu cronc\u0103nitul jalnic, o hoa\u021b\u0103 ordinar\u0103,
Ce mul\u021bi te-ar vrea c\u0103zut\u0103 \u00een cu\u0219c\u0103 sau \u00een la\u021b,
Nu faci nimic \u00een via\u021b\u0103, doar mun\u021bi de g\u0103ina\u021b.
Pictezi la \u00eent\u00e2mplare copacii-n care sui,
Te sloboze\u0219ti pe case, ba chiar si pe statui,
Cu zgomotul macabru, vecinii \u021bi-i omori,
De tine ca s\u0103 scape \u00ee\u0219i pun sperietori!
Dar cioara auzindu-l, nervoas\u0103 \u0219i posac\u0103,
Ateriz\u0103 de-ndat\u0103 chiar l\u00e2ng\u0103 el pe-o crac\u0103
\u0218i-a cronc\u0103nit cu patos \u0219i glasul r\u0103gu\u0219it:
-Chiar nu \u00ee\u021bi e ru\u0219ine, vampir nenorocit,
S\u0103 m\u0103 acuzi pe mine, cu un limbaj vulgar,
Ce am origini nalte \u0219i rang nobiliar?
Ascunzi p\u0103cate multe, din col\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103-n r\u0103runchi
\u0218i e\u0219ti p\u0103tat de s\u00e2nge, din piept p\u00e2n\u2019 la genunchi,
Ie\u0219i doar la miezul nop\u021bii, nevr\u00e2nd ca s\u0103 te vad\u0103,
Neferici\u021bi pe care tu \u00eei alegi ca prad\u0103.
Te blestem\u0103 cu to\u021bii, iar luna c\u00e2nd str\u0103luce,
Se pune usturoiul al\u0103turea de cruce,
La u\u0219i \u0219i la ferestre, ca un sever consemn
\u0218i se ascut degrab\u0103 \u021bepu\u0219ele de lemn.
M-acuzi cum c\u0103 pe busturi m\u0103 mai g\u0103in\u0103\u021bez:
Aceasta mi-e metoda prin care protestez,
C\u0103 mul\u021bi ce debiteaz\u0103 noiane de prostii
Ajung subit \u201ebest seller,\u201d \u00een geam la libr\u0103rii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
O cioar\u0103 c\u00e2nd te-mproa\u0219c\u0103, gre\u0219e\u0219te foarte rar,
Av\u00e2nd calificare de critic literar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Fiind avizi de s\u00e2nge, \u00een trans\u0103 permanent,
Mul\u021bi lilieci dorm ziua, pe b\u0103nci \u00een Parlament.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
To\u021bi ce ajung s\u0103 urce \u0219i-apoi s-au \u00eembuibat,
Se u\u0219ureaz\u0103-n capul acelor ce-au votat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
La gura unei pe\u0219teri, o cioar\u0103-a observatUn liliac, de-o piatr\u0103 cum \u0219ade ag\u0103\u021bat,Dar nu ca toat\u0103 lumea, ci foarte curios,El sfor\u0103ia puternic \u0219i st\u00e2nd cu capu-n jos!A pus o fr\u00e2n\u0103 brusc\u0103, c\u0103ci a avut un \u0219oc\u0218i a-nceput s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 de a c\u0103zut \u00een cioc,Trezind \u0219i liliacul cu iz de cimitir;Acesta cl\u0103n\u021b\u0103nindu-\u0219i proteza de vampir,Rosti cu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4255,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4254"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4256,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4254\/revisions\/4256"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}