Idil\u0103 online
C\u00e2nd seara cobora timid din cer,
\u00cen atmosfera plin\u0103 de mister,
S-au cunoscut, normal, pe internet:
Ea o m\u0103icu\u021b\u0103, el doar un poet\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Au demarat un dialog timid,
Inten\u021bion\u00e2nd s\u0103 demoleze-un zid,
Ner\u0103bd\u0103tori s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i ating\u0103 scopul:
Ea doar cu gura, el cu t\u00e2rn\u0103copul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ea povestea, el recita sedus,
Urca \u0219i pasiunea tot mai sus,
Ca berea ce se umfl\u0103 \u00een pahar,
Ea o lupoaic\u0103, el un arm\u0103sar\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Au hot\u0103r\u00e2t, c\u0103ci sufereau cumplit
De dor, s\u0103 se-nt\u00eelneasc\u0103 negre\u0219it,
Iar Cupidon \u00eei s\u0103geta din arc\u2026
Ea la hotel, iar el voia \u00een parc\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Veni \u0219i apoi \u0219i vorba de potol,
Nu-i bun amorul pe stomacul gol,
Dar cum \u00een carantin\u0103 e ora\u0219ul,
El va aduce vin, ea suferta\u0219ul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Treptat ajuns-au la un diferend,
Legat de garderoba second-hand
\u0218i au aflat o chestie bizar\u0103:
El e \u0219omer, iar ea pensionar\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Au pl\u00e2ns o or\u0103 ca \u0219i doi copii,
B\u0103tu\u021bi la fund, c\u0103 au f\u0103cut prostii,
Recunosc\u00e2nd c\u0103 poza de profil
E fals\u0103: Ea-Madona el-Bourvil).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A disp\u0103rut pasiunea lor, subit,
Vreo dou\u0103 ore s-au b\u0103l\u0103c\u0103rit
\u0218i de atunci nu se mai v\u0103d deloc:
Ea e pe Instagram, el pe Tik-Tok!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Idil\u0103 onlineC\u00e2nd seara cobora timid din cer,\u00cen atmosfera plin\u0103 de mister,S-au cunoscut, normal, pe internet:Ea o m\u0103icu\u021b\u0103, el doar un poet\u2026 Au demarat un dialog timid,Inten\u021bion\u00e2nd s\u0103 demoleze-un zid,Ner\u0103bd\u0103tori s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i ating\u0103 scopul:Ea doar cu gura, el cu t\u00e2rn\u0103copul\u2026 Ea povestea, el recita sedus,Urca \u0219i pasiunea tot mai sus,Ca berea ce se umfl\u0103 \u00een pahar,Ea […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4306,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4305"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4307,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4305\/revisions\/4307"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}