Doi berbeci, be\u021bivi notorii \u0219i vecini pe-aceea\u0219i strad\u0103,
Desp\u0103r\u021bi\u021bi de-un gard de sc\u00e2nduri, \u0219ubred, ce st\u0103tea s\u0103 cad\u0103,
Se invidiau din suflet, ba erau cuprin\u0219i de ur\u0103,
Pe motive pastorale, de \u021big\u0103ri, de b\u0103utur\u0103\u2026
\u00centr-o zi, o cioar\u0103 griv\u0103 care a aterizat,
Chiar pe gard s\u0103 se-odihneasc\u0103, slab, acesta a cedat,
Iar c\u00e2nd neagra zbur\u0103toare-\u0219i lu\u0103 zborul mai apoi,
N-a \u0219tiut c\u0103 declan\u0219ase, f\u0103r\u0103 voie, un r\u0103zboi.
Diminea\u021ba, Merinosul, a ie\u0219it buimac din cas\u0103,
C\u0103ci asear\u0103 consumase zece beri la o teras\u0103
\u0218i-i urc\u0103 adrenalina, r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd f\u0103r\u0103 control,
C\u00e2nd v\u0103zu, nervos, uluca pr\u0103bu\u0219it\u0103 \u00een ocol.
B\u0103nuind c\u0103 doar vecinul e eternul vinovat,
A s\u0103rit la el \u00een curte \u0219i c\u0103ru\u021ba i-a stricat,
Disp\u0103r\u00e2nd apoi degrab\u0103, oarecum mai r\u0103corit.
Dar \u021aurcanul, la amiaz\u0103, cam mahmur, c\u00e2nd s-a trezit
\u0218i v\u0103z\u00e2nd nenorocirea ce afar\u2019 s-a petrecut,
I-a s\u0103rit pe loc mu\u0219tarul, la vecin el a trecut,
F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se mai fereasc\u0103 sau s\u0103 mearg\u0103 pe furi\u0219,
Sparse f\u0103r\u0103 remu\u0219care \u021bigla pe acoperi\u0219
\u0218i se duse drept la cr\u00e2\u0219m\u0103, s\u0103 mai bea vreo trei pahare,
C\u0103ci era cu capsa pus\u0103 \u0219i nervos nevoie mare.
Merinosul, c\u00e2nd se-ntoarse, cu o ur\u0103 mai ad\u00e2nc\u0103,
Se sui pe deal, c-o rang\u0103 \u0219i-a desprins un col\u021b st\u00e2nc\u0103,
Care a pornit cu zgomot s\u0103 coboare drept la vale,
Dar c\u0103zu, nenorocire, chiar pe casa dumisale.
Cum r\u0103mase om al str\u0103zii, \u00eendemnat chiar de Satan,
Foc d\u0103du urgent la casa locuit\u0103 de \u021aurcan,
Iar acesta c\u00e2nd se-ntoarse \u0219i-o v\u0103zu, pierdut, cum arde,
R\u0103scolit pe loc de ur\u0103, plin de g\u00e2nduri revan\u0219arde,
A pornit cu Merinosul s\u0103 se bat\u0103 cap \u00een cap\u2026
Doi nebuni cu \u021beast\u0103 tare \u0219i atin\u0219i de handicap,
Chiar fali\u021bi \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 case, fiecare \u00een ciopor,
Declara cu voce tare c\u0103 ar fi c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103tor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
Vei r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 cas\u0103 \u0219i te-a\u0219teapt\u0103 un e\u0219ec,
C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti prost fudul, \u0219i-n \u021beast\u0103 ai o minte de berbec.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Dobitoace f\u0103r\u0103 minte, garduri sar \u0219i se omoar\u0103,
\u0218i atuncea c\u00e2nd motivul e un g\u0103ina\u021b de cioar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
Chiar de-n piept cu c\u0103r\u0103mida unii-\u0219i dau adeseori,
\u00cen r\u0103zboaie fratricide, sigur nu-s c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103tori!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Doi berbeci, be\u021bivi notorii \u0219i vecini pe-aceea\u0219i strad\u0103,Desp\u0103r\u021bi\u021bi de-un gard de sc\u00e2nduri, \u0219ubred, ce st\u0103tea s\u0103 cad\u0103,Se invidiau din suflet, ba erau cuprin\u0219i de ur\u0103,Pe motive pastorale, de \u021big\u0103ri, de b\u0103utur\u0103\u2026\u00centr-o zi, o cioar\u0103 griv\u0103 care a aterizat,Chiar pe gard s\u0103 se-odihneasc\u0103, slab, acesta a cedat,Iar c\u00e2nd neagra zbur\u0103toare-\u0219i lu\u0103 zborul mai apoi,N-a \u0219tiut c\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4345,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4344"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4346,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4344\/revisions\/4346"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}