\u00centr-un sat, se duse vestea c\u0103 pe-un c\u00e2mp cu iarba gras\u0103,
Vie\u021buia o vac\u0103, Floarea, f\u0103r\u0103 seam\u0103n de frumoas\u0103,
Cu ochi mari, cu blan\u0103 fin\u0103 \u0219i picioare dolofane,
Voce bl\u00e2nd\u0103 \u0219i blajin\u0103, uger f\u0103r\u0103 silicoane.
Dar fiind preten\u021bioas\u0103, n-accepta pe ori\u0219icine,
C\u0103ci a refuzat \u00een grab\u0103, o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de bovine
Ce \u0219i-au \u00eencercat norocul, \u00eens\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 de succes,
C\u0103ci nici unul, din p\u0103cate, mire- nu a fost ales.
Au r\u0103mas \u00een lupt\u0103 dur\u0103, doar doi boi, \u00eencornora\u021bi,
To\u021bi cu talie imens\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 seam\u0103n de dota\u021bi,
Iar subiectul ce fusese numai un conflict local,
A ajuns rapid, best seller \u0219i \u00een presa de scandal.
Brusc a ap\u0103rut o \u0219tire, c\u0103 Zoril\u0103,-un candidat,
Ar avea vi\u021bei o droaie \u0219i c\u0103 este \u00eensurat,
Ba c\u0103 falimentul-l pa\u0219te \u0219i c\u0103 e un tip coleric,
C\u0103 a suferit de-o boal\u0103, dar cu caracter\u2026 veneric.
Despre cel\u0103lalt, revista care se numea \u201e\u0218eptel\u201d,
Afirma cum c\u0103 Beril\u0103, violase un vi\u021bel,
C\u0103 e pedofil cu state \u0219i c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea \u0219tie,
C\u0103 fusese cu scandaluri alungat din parohie.
Vreo doi ani au fost cancanuri \u0219i atacuri la persoan\u0103,
Fiecare vr\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u0219i urce ratingul, \u00een mare goan\u0103,
\u0218i partidele intrat-au \u00een conflict, adeseori,
Ce au implicat, fire\u0219te, masa de aleg\u0103tori.
Dar c\u00e2nd lupta se \u00eencinse, scrise presa, cu uimire,
Cum c\u0103 Floarea, dezgustat\u0103, a plecat la m\u0103n\u0103stire,
Unde-avea desuuri negre, la discre\u021bie nutre\u021b
\u0218i era \u0219i consolat\u0103 pe ascuns, de-un star\u00e9\u021b.
Morala 1
Propaganda de\u0219\u0103n\u021bat\u0103 ce \u00een\u0219eal\u0103 un popor,
Nici m\u0103car la animale, n-are un c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103tor.
Morala 2
C\u00e2nd partidele \u0219i presa bat pe nicoval\u0103 fierul
\u0218i e lumea mai confuz\u0103, c\u00e2\u0219tigat e numai clerul!
Morala 3
\u00cen zadar apar \u00een pres\u0103 ve\u0219ti cu caracter obscen,
C\u0103ci minciuna nu ajut\u0103, ci-adev\u0103rul din teren!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-un sat, se duse vestea c\u0103 pe-un c\u00e2mp cu iarba gras\u0103,Vie\u021buia o vac\u0103, Floarea, f\u0103r\u0103 seam\u0103n de frumoas\u0103,Cu ochi mari, cu blan\u0103 fin\u0103 \u0219i picioare dolofane,Voce bl\u00e2nd\u0103 \u0219i blajin\u0103, uger f\u0103r\u0103 silicoane.Dar fiind preten\u021bioas\u0103, n-accepta pe ori\u0219icine,C\u0103ci a refuzat \u00een grab\u0103, o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de bovineCe \u0219i-au \u00eencercat norocul, \u00eens\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 de succes,C\u0103ci nici unul, din […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4349,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4348"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4350,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4348\/revisions\/4350"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}