C\u00e2nd e Pa\u0219tele aproape \u0219i sunt iepurii pe val,
D\u00e2ndu-\u0219i mare importan\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 au rolul principal,
Cu o fire mercantil\u0103 \u0219i m\u00e2na\u021bi de interese,
Sunt tenta\u021bi c\u00e2teodat\u0103 s\u0103 comit\u0103 \u0219i excese.
Beizadeaua urecheat\u0103, cam buimac\u0103 dup\u0103 chef,
(Era fiul cel mai mare al lui Iepuril\u0103-\u0219ef),
Cum sim\u021bea \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een vene urme de adrenalin\u0103,
Lu\u0103 cheile lui tata, se sui \u00eentr-o ma\u0219in\u0103
\u0218i-o lu\u0103 la s\u0103n\u0103toasa cu vitez\u0103 foarte mare,
Fi\u2019nd cu muzica la maxim, cel mai tare din parcare.
Cu Iphonul la ureche cump\u0103rat la m\u0103rci de fi\u021be,
A-nceput intens s\u0103 sune la prieteni \u0219i pipi\u021be,
Iar cum creierii \u00een \u021beast\u0103 i-au pornit cur\u00e2nd s\u0103 fiarb\u0103,
A sunat \u0219i la \u0219napanii cei vindeau ha\u0219i\u0219 \u0219i iarb\u0103.
Nu a observat c\u0103-n spate, \u00een cofraje stivuite
Erau puse spre v\u00e2nzare ou\u0103 fierte \u0219i vopsite
Ce le preg\u0103tise tata ca un gen de \u0219pag\u0103 pentru
\u0218efii ce-l \u021bineau \u00een spate, care se aflau la Centru.
N-a durat prea mult raliul, c\u00e2nd deodat\u0103, un brotac,
I-a t\u0103iat la curb\u0103 calea \u0219i-a intrat \u00eentr-un copac
\u0218i Mer\u021banul cel de fi\u021be s-a cr\u0103pat exact in dou\u0103,
Iar \u00een jur, multicolore, r\u0103m\u0103\u0219i\u021bele de ou\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
Nici de Pa\u0219te cu-alcoolul care-\u021bi fierbe \u00een viscere,
C\u00e2nd te sui \u00eentr-o ma\u0219in\u0103, nu ajungi la \u00cenviere!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Cu iphonul la ureche, la volan, chiar de nu plou\u0103,
Ri\u0219ti de-\u021bi taie drumul broasca, s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 ou\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
Beizadeaua f\u0103r\u0103 fr\u00e2n\u0103, e un gen de-aurolac;
Poate doar s-o tempereze, c\u00e2teodat\u0103, un copac!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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