{"id":456,"date":"2025-10-24T03:52:21","date_gmt":"2025-10-24T03:52:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=456"},"modified":"2025-11-22T08:31:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T08:31:44","slug":"omul-ideilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/omul-ideilor\/","title":{"rendered":"Omul ideilor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A\u0219 vrea s\u0103 dau canale-n macaroane,<br>Din zori \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103-n sear\u0103, ca diliul,<br>Din \u0219pan s\u0103 fac covrigi \u0219i mar\u021bipane,<br>Dar din p\u0103cate, mi s-a rupt burghiul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am vrut s\u0103 inventez \u0219i apa fiart\u0103,<br>S\u0103 fiu bogat, dar m-a lovit necazul,<br>Chiar Nobelul s\u0103 \u00eel primesc, cu art\u0103,<br>Dar unii, mi-au t\u0103iat de ciud\u0103 gazul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cutreieram p\u0103m\u00e2nturi neumblate,<br>Cu degetul pe hart\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 preget,<br>Era s\u0103 reu\u0219esc, dar din p\u0103cate,<br>Am renun\u021bat, lu\u00e2nd o \u021beap\u0103-n deget.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am devenit un as \u00een sutiene,<br>Cu fabric\u0103 \u0219i un afi\u0219 pe u\u0219\u0103,<br>Dar nu am pus nici s\u00e2rme nici balene\u2026<br>Ci-am prevazut \u00een ele o m\u0103nu\u0219\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Produc chiar \u0219i centuri de castitate,<br>Av\u00e2nd un vibrator cu dublu rol,<br>Provoac\u0103 \u0219i pl\u0103ceri nenum\u0103rate,<br>Dar care mu\u0219c\u0103 groaznic la viol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mai am idei, o droaie, chiar tr\u0103snite,<br>Dar s\u0103 le scriu pe toate-aici nu pot,<br>Invidio\u0219ii-ar vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 imite\u2026<br>Sunt sigur, cel mai mare idiot!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A\u0219 vrea s\u0103 dau canale-n macaroane,Din zori \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103-n sear\u0103, ca diliul,Din \u0219pan s\u0103 fac covrigi \u0219i mar\u021bipane,Dar din p\u0103cate, mi s-a rupt burghiul. Am vrut s\u0103 inventez \u0219i apa fiart\u0103,S\u0103 fiu bogat, dar m-a lovit necazul,Chiar Nobelul s\u0103 \u00eel primesc, cu art\u0103,Dar unii, mi-au t\u0103iat de ciud\u0103 gazul. Cutreieram p\u0103m\u00e2nturi neumblate,Cu degetul pe hart\u0103 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":457,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":458,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions\/458"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}