Chiar b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i expirat,
Nu o iau deloc \u00een tragic,
Internetul mi-a livrat,
Gratis, elixirul magic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este simplu, natural,
Iei vigoarea din pahar
\u0218i devii subit, din cal,
Veritabil arm\u0103sar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Voi testa-o pe-o vecin\u0103,
Nu prea t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, o div\u0103,
\u0218i-nainte ca s\u0103 vin\u0103,
Beau re\u021beta exploziv\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen avans, cu dou\u0103 ore,
Iau un suc de portocal\u0103,
Morcovi ra\u0219i cu pomodore
S\u0103 m\u0103 apere de boal\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 ce-a trecut o or\u0103,
Numai o andiv\u0103 crud\u0103,
Ca s\u0103 intru iute-n hor\u0103,
C\u00e2nd va fi vecina nud\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva minute,
Un c\u0103\u021bel de usturoi.
Este bun, chiar dac\u0103 pute,
Pus \u00een miere de trifoi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apoi ceap\u0103, solzi t\u0103iat\u0103,
Mestecat\u0103 cu ghimbir,
Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 o faci lat\u0103\u2026
Pe vecin\u0103 \u00een delir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar c-o or\u0103 \u00eenainte
\u021aelin\u0103 cu frunze, ras\u0103,
Care sigur nu te minte
\u0218i te scap\u0103 de angoas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd beam sucul de rubarb\u0103,
Plin cu fructe de papaya,
Burta a-nceput s\u0103 fiarb\u0103
\u0218i porni p\u00e2ntec\u0103raia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu vitez\u0103 de rachet\u0103
\u0218i cascade \u00een viscere,
Alergai la toalet\u0103,
Dar fatal, cu-nt\u00e2rziere!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se-auzir\u0103 automate,
Salve, lovituri de tun
\u0218i feeric, peste toate
Plou\u0103 abundent cu brun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gaze pestilen\u021biale
Trec \u0219i \u00een sufragerie
\u0218i cu mopul d\u00e2nd pe dale,
Auzii o sonerie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E vecina, fat\u0103 bun\u0103,
Amatoare de amor,
Pl\u00e2ng, dar nu \u00eei pot deschide,
Sunt precum un vidanjor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stau \u0219i-aud de dup\u0103 u\u0219\u0103
Glasul trist al fi\u2019n\u021bei dragi
\u0218i-o zv\u00e2cnire juc\u0103u\u0219\u0103
Explodeaz\u0103 \u00een n\u0103dragi,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simt o boare optimist\u0103,
\u00cen acest decor infect,
C\u0103ci re\u021beta naturist\u0103,
Totu\u0219i, a avut efect!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Chiar b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i expirat,Nu o iau deloc \u00een tragic,Internetul mi-a livrat,Gratis, elixirul magic. Este simplu, natural,Iei vigoarea din pahar\u0218i devii subit, din cal,Veritabil arm\u0103sar. Voi testa-o pe-o vecin\u0103,Nu prea t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, o div\u0103,\u0218i-nainte ca s\u0103 vin\u0103,Beau re\u021beta exploziv\u0103\u2026 \u00cen avans, cu dou\u0103 ore,Iau un suc de portocal\u0103,Morcovi ra\u0219i cu pomodoreS\u0103 m\u0103 apere de boal\u0103. Dup\u0103 ce-a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4697,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4696"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4698,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4696\/revisions\/4698"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}