{"id":4727,"date":"2026-05-06T06:59:28","date_gmt":"2026-05-06T03:59:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=4727"},"modified":"2026-05-06T06:59:28","modified_gmt":"2026-05-06T03:59:28","slug":"riscurile-jocului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/riscurile-jocului\/","title":{"rendered":"Riscurile jocului"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mai zac \u00eentins pe patul de spital,<br>\u00cen macara mi-e ridicat piciorul,<br>La cap am copci \u0219i ochelari de cal,<br>\u00cemi sufl\u0103 oxigen ventilatorul.<br>Pe um\u0103r am un hematom ur\u00e2t,<br>\u00cen gur\u0103 am o strung\u0103, dar mai lat\u0103,<br>Legat\u0103 m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103 mi-e de g\u00e2t,<br>Iar dreapta-i pe jumate amputat\u0103.<br>Am suferit un accident cumplit,<br>Exact c\u00e2nd da norocul peste mine,<br>La un vecin, un tip nenorocit.<br>Jucam un pochera\u0219, vreo trei blondine<br>Ce chibi\u021bau, \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 c-un lichior,<br>De mine se frecau admirativ,<br>Cu s\u00e2nii goi, picior peste picior,<br>Se anun\u021ba momentul decisiv.<br>Aveam la bord un whisky, foarte vechi,<br>Am decartat trei c\u0103r\u021bi, cam agitat,<br>Pulsa n\u0103valnic s\u00e2ngele-n urechi,<br>Iar c\u0103r\u021bile cu grij\u0103 le-am filat.<br>Am beh\u0103it exact ca un berbec,<br>Iar ochii \u00eemi luceau \u00een mod feeric,<br>To\u021bi au plusat, am replicat cu \u201esec\u201d<br>\u0218i pip\u0103iam ceva pe \u00eentuneric.<br>Am c\u00e2\u0219tigat deci voi sc\u0103pa de foame,<br>Pupai o blond\u0103, ce m\u0103-mbr\u0103\u021bi\u0219a,<br>Recunosc\u00e2nd, cinstit, c\u0103 am trei dame\u2026<br>C\u00e2nd a intrat, subit, nevasta mea!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mai zac \u00eentins pe patul de spital,\u00cen macara mi-e ridicat piciorul,La cap am copci \u0219i ochelari de cal,\u00cemi sufl\u0103 oxigen ventilatorul.Pe um\u0103r am un hematom ur\u00e2t,\u00cen gur\u0103 am o strung\u0103, dar mai lat\u0103,Legat\u0103 m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103 mi-e de g\u00e2t,Iar dreapta-i pe jumate amputat\u0103.Am suferit un accident cumplit,Exact c\u00e2nd da norocul peste mine,La un vecin, un tip [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4728,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4727"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4729,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4727\/revisions\/4729"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}