Sunt hot\u0103r\u00e2t, renun\u021b la carnea gras\u0103,
T\u0103iai \u00een grab\u0103 porcul de pe list\u0103,
Sl\u0103nin\u0103 nu mai vreau s\u0103 v\u0103d pe mas\u0103,
Iar fleica pentru mine nu exist\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M-am apucat s\u0103 \u021bin diet\u0103 dur\u0103
\u0218i zilnic foame fac, de nu se poate,
S\u0103 scap de \u0219unci, de burt\u0103, de untur\u0103
\u0218i de sechele de obezitate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Preten\u021bios, mai nou, la kilograme,
Am mari cerin\u021be \u0219i de la femei,
Renun\u021b la planturoasele madame,
Cu fese moi, gu\u0219i\u021b\u0103, col\u0103cei\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prefer cucoane cu anorexie
\u0218i oase care ies pregnant prin piele,
Ce mestec\u0103 absent \u00een farfurie
\u0218i fac economie la lovele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103n\u00e2nc mumificate or\u0103t\u0103nii
Cu carne slab\u0103, bune doar de gril,
La oase rod, \u00een timp ce fac m\u0103t\u0103nii,
Rug\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 s\u0103 scad m\u0103car un kil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Surprinz\u0103tor, de\u0219i m-am str\u0103duit
\u0218i am urmat acest regim nebun,
A fost \u00een van, deloc nu am sl\u0103bit
\u0218i brusc, am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103zbun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Luai o curc\u0103 mare, piept bombat,
Cu un profil superb, de top model,
Dar totul \u0219i la ea era tunat:
Avea doar silicoane XXL!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sunt hot\u0103r\u00e2t, renun\u021b la carnea gras\u0103,T\u0103iai \u00een grab\u0103 porcul de pe list\u0103,Sl\u0103nin\u0103 nu mai vreau s\u0103 v\u0103d pe mas\u0103,Iar fleica pentru mine nu exist\u0103. M-am apucat s\u0103 \u021bin diet\u0103 dur\u0103\u0218i zilnic foame fac, de nu se poate,S\u0103 scap de \u0219unci, de burt\u0103, de untur\u0103\u0218i de sechele de obezitate. Preten\u021bios, mai nou, la kilograme,Am mari cerin\u021be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4778,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4777"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4779,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4777\/revisions\/4779"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}