Un berbec ce-avea de-o vreme DNA-ul pus pe urm\u0103,
Ocup\u00e2nd de trei decenii func\u021bie \u00eenalt\u0103-n turm\u0103,
S-a g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 ar fi timpu-n public s\u0103 se mai exprime
\u0218i \u00een iarmaroc s\u0103 fac\u0103 iar, o baie de mul\u021bime.
Piepten\u0103 pe dat\u0103 blana sur\u0103 \u0219i pu\u021bin uzat\u0103,
Ba \u0219i-a pus cu obstinen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i o ro\u0219ie cravat\u0103,
Beh\u0103ind apoi o or\u0103 c\u0103\u021b\u0103rat pe o movil\u0103,
C\u0103tre alte dobitoace care \u00eel priveau cu mil\u0103.
La sf\u00e2r\u0219it, s\u0103 se distreze, cum f\u0103cea c\u00e2nd era miel,
S-a suit cam anacronic \u0219i masiv \u00een carusel
\u0218i s-a \u00eenv\u00e2rtit o vreme, dar fiindc\u0103 i-a pl\u0103cut
Repet\u0103 figura, lacom, iar\u0103\u0219i de la \u00eenceput\u2026
Cea de-a treia \u00eenv\u00e2rteal\u0103 pare-se-i veni de hac,
C\u0103 \u00eel apucar\u0103-n dat\u0103 ame\u021beli \u0219i \u00een stomac
Gheare multe, nemiloase, \u00eel tocau \u00een mod cumplit,
C\u0103 se pr\u0103v\u0103li, ca sacul, c\u00e2nd ma\u0219ina s-a oprit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
\u0218i berbecul c\u00e2nd viseaz\u0103 un ciolan sau o ciozv\u00e2rt\u0103,
Chiar de n-are mult\u0103 minte, este apt s\u0103 se \u00eenv\u00e2rt\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
L\u0103comia c\u00e2nd te-mpinge, de avere obsedat,
Po\u021bi s\u0103 dai \u0219i de necazuri c\u00e2nd te-nv\u00e2r\u021bi exagerat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
C\u00e2nd ai func\u021bie \u00eenalt\u0103, po\u021bi u\u0219or s\u0103 calci pe bec,
\u00cenv\u00e2rteala mult\u0103 stric\u0103, mai ales c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti berbec!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un berbec ce-avea de-o vreme DNA-ul pus pe urm\u0103,Ocup\u00e2nd de trei decenii func\u021bie \u00eenalt\u0103-n turm\u0103,S-a g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 ar fi timpu-n public s\u0103 se mai exprime\u0218i \u00een iarmaroc s\u0103 fac\u0103 iar, o baie de mul\u021bime.Piepten\u0103 pe dat\u0103 blana sur\u0103 \u0219i pu\u021bin uzat\u0103,Ba \u0219i-a pus cu obstinen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i o ro\u0219ie cravat\u0103,Beh\u0103ind apoi o or\u0103 c\u0103\u021b\u0103rat pe o […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":482,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":483,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions\/483"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}