{"id":4839,"date":"2026-05-11T07:16:13","date_gmt":"2026-05-11T04:16:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=4839"},"modified":"2026-05-11T07:16:13","modified_gmt":"2026-05-11T04:16:13","slug":"eu-pacatosul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/eu-pacatosul\/","title":{"rendered":"Eu, p\u0103c\u0103tosul\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u0103c\u0103tuind \u0219i mult \u0219i bine,<br>Chiar Lui, \u00een bolta sa cereasc\u0103,<br>O pat\u0103 i s-a pus pe mine\u2026<br>Vr\u00e2nd aspru s\u0103 m\u0103 pedepseasc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La \u00eenceput mi-a dat femei,<br>Ce de parale m-au tapat:<br>Neveste am avut vreo trei,<br>Amante, n-am mai num\u0103rat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 nu fumez, s\u0103 nu fiu beat,<br>S\u0103 mi se-acreasc\u0103 vinu-n beci,<br>Iar de-o s\u0103 duc femei \u00een pat,<br>S\u0103 fie cu picioare reci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mi-a luat tot p\u0103rul de pe cap,<br>C\u0103 nu-s frumos \u0219i nici sl\u0103bu\u021b,<br>Dar compens\u00e2nd c-un handicap\u2026<br>S\u0103 dau mereu din lac \u00een pu\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mi-a dat obstacole, poveri,<br>Prieteni ce prin dos lovesc,<br>Doar s\u0103r\u0103cie, nu averi,<br>Ba m-a for\u021bat s\u0103 \u0219i g\u00e2ndesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M-a condamnat s\u0103 fiu citit,<br>S\u0103 fac juma\u2019 din via\u021b\u0103 \u0219coal\u0103,<br>\u0218i p\u00e2n\u2019 la urm\u0103 s-a g\u00e2ndit<br>S\u0103-mi dea pedeapsa capital\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S-a r\u0103zbunat fundamental,<br>G\u0103sind \u0219i o pervers\u0103 cale:<br>S\u0103 scriu, fiind un imoral,<br>Doar fabule cu trei morale!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0103c\u0103tuind \u0219i mult \u0219i bine,Chiar Lui, \u00een bolta sa cereasc\u0103,O pat\u0103 i s-a pus pe mine\u2026Vr\u00e2nd aspru s\u0103 m\u0103 pedepseasc\u0103. La \u00eenceput mi-a dat femei,Ce de parale m-au tapat:Neveste am avut vreo trei,Amante, n-am mai num\u0103rat\u2026 S\u0103 nu fumez, s\u0103 nu fiu beat,S\u0103 mi se-acreasc\u0103 vinu-n beci,Iar de-o s\u0103 duc femei \u00een pat,S\u0103 fie cu [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4840,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4841,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4839\/revisions\/4841"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}