{"id":4880,"date":"2026-05-13T07:21:44","date_gmt":"2026-05-13T04:21:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=4880"},"modified":"2026-05-13T07:21:44","modified_gmt":"2026-05-13T04:21:44","slug":"ce-ar-fi-de-maine-n-as-mai-fi-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/ce-ar-fi-de-maine-n-as-mai-fi-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce-ar fi de m\u00e2ine n-a\u0219 mai fi?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce-ar fi de m\u00e2ine n-a\u0219 mai fi?<br>Nu s-ar mai scrie poezii,<br>Ar avorta pe loc o ra\u021b\u0103,<br>S-ar bate muzele \u00een pia\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce-ar fi de m\u00e2ine n-a\u0219 mai fi?<br>Un c\u00e2rd de-amante m-ar jeli<br>\u0218i-ar chefui, de\u0219i funeste<br>O lun\u0103, fostele neveste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce-ar fi de m\u00e2ine n-a\u0219 mai fi?<br>\u00cen curte-ar cre\u0219te b\u0103l\u0103rii,<br>Iar pentru soacr\u0103-ar fi un chin<br>S\u0103-nghit\u0103 propriul venin,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce-ar fi de m\u00e2ine n-a\u0219 mai fi?<br>Ar fi mai tri\u0219ti ai mei copii,<br>C-aveau bilete cump\u0103rate<br>La mare \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce-ar fi de m\u00e2ine n-a\u0219 mai fi?<br>Se usc\u0103 strugurii \u00een vii,<br>\u0218i ar lua la o adic\u0103,<br>Mai multe diplome, Stelic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce-ar fi de m\u00e2ine n-a\u0219 mai fi?<br>La cr\u00e2\u0219m\u0103 lumea m-ar jeli,<br>Profitul raportat pe \u0219tate<br>Le va sc\u0103dea la jum\u0103tate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce-ar fi de m\u00e2ine n-a\u0219 mai fi?<br>Renun\u021b s\u0103 debitez prostii,<br>C\u0103ci s-a mutatat chiar fa\u021b\u0103-n fa\u021b\u0103,<br>O v\u0103duvioar\u0103 z\u00e2mb\u0103rea\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce-ar fi de m\u00e2ine n-a\u0219 mai fi?Nu s-ar mai scrie poezii,Ar avorta pe loc o ra\u021b\u0103,S-ar bate muzele \u00een pia\u021b\u0103. Ce-ar fi de m\u00e2ine n-a\u0219 mai fi?Un c\u00e2rd de-amante m-ar jeli\u0218i-ar chefui, de\u0219i funesteO lun\u0103, fostele neveste. Ce-ar fi de m\u00e2ine n-a\u0219 mai fi?\u00cen curte-ar cre\u0219te b\u0103l\u0103rii,Iar pentru soacr\u0103-ar fi un chinS\u0103-nghit\u0103 propriul venin, Ce-ar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4881,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4880"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4882,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4880\/revisions\/4882"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}