Cum se apropia rapid Cr\u0103ciunul, un godac s-a \u00eentristat subit
\u0218i-a-nceput discret, s\u0103 coac\u0103 planuri, s\u0103 n-ajung\u0103, tragic, la cu\u021bit.
Chiar exager\u00e2nd flagrant tot anul, s\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219ind abuz alimentar
Afi\u0219\u00e2nd o slan\u0103 foarte groas\u0103, gui\u021ba acum cam trist \u0219i rar.
A-nceput s\u0103 simuleze-o tuse, convulsiv\u0103, \u00eempro\u0219c\u00e2nd dejec\u021bii,
Dar veni urgent veterinarul \u0219i-a-ncasat o groaz\u0103 de injec\u021bii.
Chiar fiind castrat din prim\u0103var\u0103, s\u0103 provoace-n mas\u0103-aversiuni,
A trecut la planul B, c-o scroaf\u0103, s\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219ind, frecvent, perversiuni.
Dar l-au vindecat \u0219i de aceasta, cu b\u0103taie \u0219i cu du\u0219uri reci,
C\u0103ci de sex \u0219i fantezii obscene, el a fost eradicat pe veci.
A-nghi\u021bit \u0219i cuie, lame, cret\u0103, s-a vopsit cu galben, cu m\u0103rar,
S-a stropit cu zeam\u0103 de cire\u0219e, s\u0103 se cread\u0103 c-a luat pojar,
A trecut la trucuri avansate, a mimat \u0219i o trichineloz\u0103,
\u00cens\u0103 nu i-a mers \u0219i din p\u0103cate, dezvolt\u0103, \u00een fine, o psihoz\u0103.
S-a decis apoi s\u0103 evadeze \u0219i-a s\u0103pat tunel \u00eenspre gr\u0103din\u0103,
D\u0103r\u00e2m\u00e2nd trei garduri, dar \u00een strad\u0103, l-a c\u0103lcat \u00een noapte o ma\u0219in\u0103.
Grav r\u0103nit, luat de ambulan\u021b\u0103, la reanimare internat,
Pentru c-a distrus \u00een drum ma\u0219ina, el a fost, fire\u0219te, arestat
\u0218i-a primit cinci ani de pu\u0219c\u0103rie, dar s-a bucurat, \u00een mod ciudat,
C\u0103ci avea pe gratis \u0219i m\u00e2ncare, f\u0103r\u0103 risc de-a fi sacrificat!
Morala 1
C\u00e2nd pentru porci Ignatul se arat\u0103,
Ar vrea s\u0103 ias\u0103 to\u021bi basma curat\u0103.
Morala 2
Cu slan\u0103 \u0219i avere adunate,
Se-agit\u0103 porcii cu imunitate.
Morala 3
C\u00e2nd nimeni nu le umbl\u0103 la avere,
Stau porcii la p\u00e2rnaie, cu pl\u0103cere!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cum se apropia rapid Cr\u0103ciunul, un godac s-a \u00eentristat subit\u0218i-a-nceput discret, s\u0103 coac\u0103 planuri, s\u0103 n-ajung\u0103, tragic, la cu\u021bit.Chiar exager\u00e2nd flagrant tot anul, s\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219ind abuz alimentarAfi\u0219\u00e2nd o slan\u0103 foarte groas\u0103, gui\u021ba acum cam trist \u0219i rar.A-nceput s\u0103 simuleze-o tuse, convulsiv\u0103, \u00eempro\u0219c\u00e2nd dejec\u021bii,Dar veni urgent veterinarul \u0219i-a-ncasat o groaz\u0103 de injec\u021bii.Chiar fiind castrat din prim\u0103var\u0103, s\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4900,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4899"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4901,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4899\/revisions\/4901"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}