Fabula mirosului
Sconcsul, ce din fa\u0219\u0103 s-a n\u0103scut bronzat,
Nesim\u021bit din fire, nu s-a mai sp\u0103lat
\u0218i de la o po\u0219t\u0103, trupul dumisale
R\u0103sp\u00e2ndea mirosuri pestilen\u021biale.
Se usca \u0219i iarba-n juru-i negre\u0219it,
Orice vietate n\u0103p\u00e2rlea subit,
P\u0103s\u0103rile-n ceruri se gr\u0103beau spre z\u0103ri
Sau c\u0103deau ca Biden cobor\u00e2nd pe sc\u0103ri.
C\u00e2nd la bar \u00een codru sta pe-o buturug\u0103,
Speriat\u0103, lumea o lua la la fug\u0103,
Acuz\u00e2nd depresii, febr\u0103, litiaze
\u0218i-\u0219i punea degrab\u0103 m\u0103\u0219tile de gaze,
Iar o capr\u0103-n neagr\u0103 ce st\u0103tea s\u0103 nasc\u0103,
Avort\u0103 pe dat\u0103 \u0219i uit\u0103 s\u0103 pasc\u0103.
Deranjat, probabil, sconcsul de purtare
A strigat c\u0103-n codru e discriminare,
C\u0103-l evit\u0103 lumea-n cu-nd\u0103r\u0103tnicie
Pe motiv c\u0103 are blana tuciurie.
La palat se duse, iute, cu tupeu,
S\u0103 reclame fapta la m\u0103ritul leu,
\u00cen\u0103l\u021bime crunt\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 \u00een etate,
Care de putoare a c\u0103zut pe spate,
Mai avu putere \u00eens\u0103-n pieptul s\u0103u
\u0218i strig\u0103 s-arunce teroristu-n t\u0103u.
Str\u0103jile, cu masc\u0103, au luat pe sus
Bomba puturoas\u0103 \u0219i la r\u00e2u l-au dus
Unde-n apa rece l-au zv\u00e2rlit degrab\u0103
De-au murit to\u021bi pe\u0219tii f\u0103r\u0103 nici o \u0219ag\u0103.
L-au \u021binut acolo cam juma\u2019 de or\u0103,
P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd jivina-ajunse inodor\u0103,
Nefiind pericol public pentru mase,
Doar la flatulen\u021b\u0103 mai tr\u0103gea-aghioase.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala1
C\u00e2nd \u021bi se arat\u0103 des \u00een public dosul
Nu culoarea-i vina, cauza-i mirosul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Politicienii cu miros de flori,
Sunt doar sconc\u0219i politici, r\u0103sp\u00e2ndind putori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
Numai votul poate fi un detergent,
Ce s\u0103 spele sconc\u0219ii de prin Parlament!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Fabula mirosuluiSconcsul, ce din fa\u0219\u0103 s-a n\u0103scut bronzat,Nesim\u021bit din fire, nu s-a mai sp\u0103lat\u0218i de la o po\u0219t\u0103, trupul dumisaleR\u0103sp\u00e2ndea mirosuri pestilen\u021biale.Se usca \u0219i iarba-n juru-i negre\u0219it,Orice vietate n\u0103p\u00e2rlea subit,P\u0103s\u0103rile-n ceruri se gr\u0103beau spre z\u0103riSau c\u0103deau ca Biden cobor\u00e2nd pe sc\u0103ri.C\u00e2nd la bar \u00een codru sta pe-o buturug\u0103,Speriat\u0103, lumea o lua la la fug\u0103,Acuz\u00e2nd depresii, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4942,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4941"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4943,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4941\/revisions\/4943"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}