de Ion C\u0103n\u0103voiu<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103rit Paharnic! Mare Pivnicer!
E noaptea scurt\u0103. Sun\u0103 clopotarii
\u0218i-n cram\u0103-aud concert astral de carii
Trudind \u00een butii de stejar \u0219i cer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De-un veac \u00eentreg Pena\u021bii mei \u0219i Larii
M-au p\u0103r\u0103sit aici, \u00eentr-un ungher
\u00cen carele slujesc, tot mai stingher
\u0218i cotropit de g\u00e2ndurile varii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tot cercet\u00e2nd a vinurilor slav\u0103
M-am z\u0103vor\u00e2t aici ca-ntr-o enclav\u0103,
Patetic nu, nici recesiv, nici trist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar dac\u0103, Doamne, nu suport veninul,
De ce barbari ce nu respect\u0103 vinul
M-au alungat ca pe un Antihrist?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Autoflagelare<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Parodie dup\u0103 poezia \u201eMarea peniten\u021b\u0103\u201d de Ion C\u0103n\u0103voiu<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De al meu suflet, Doamne, te \u00eendur\u0103,
\u00cenal\u021b spre tine rugi \u0219i acatiste,
Pe plaj\u0103 m-ai zv\u00e2rlit, \u00eentre nudiste
\u0218i toate sunt cu masca pe figur\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Terorizat, cu sim\u021burile treze,
\u00cen tine mi-e speran\u021ba \u0219i-n partid,
M\u0103 simt \u00eenconjurat ca de un zid,
De s\u00e2ni ce par, instant, s\u0103 explodeze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Veni direct spre mine,-n graba mare
O blond\u0103 supl\u0103, nalt\u0103, r\u0103pitoare,
Ce n-a v\u0103zut nicic\u00e2nd costum de baie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i-n timp ce prins eram total de vraj\u0103,
Mi-a dat o sticl\u0103 cu ulei de plaj\u0103\u2026
-Nu m\u0103 aju\u021bi s\u0103 o deschid, Tataie?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
de Ion C\u0103n\u0103voiu M\u0103rit Paharnic! Mare Pivnicer!E noaptea scurt\u0103. Sun\u0103 clopotarii\u0218i-n cram\u0103-aud concert astral de cariiTrudind \u00een butii de stejar \u0219i cer. De-un veac \u00eentreg Pena\u021bii mei \u0219i LariiM-au p\u0103r\u0103sit aici, \u00eentr-un ungher\u00cen carele slujesc, tot mai stingher\u0218i cotropit de g\u00e2ndurile varii. Tot cercet\u00e2nd a vinurilor slav\u0103M-am z\u0103vor\u00e2t aici ca-ntr-o enclav\u0103,Patetic nu, nici recesiv, nici […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":504,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-parodii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":505,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions\/505"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}