Azi, vreau la pr\u00e2nz o sup\u0103 de coco\u0219,
C\u0103ci am vreo doi, iar unul e b\u0103tr\u00e2n,
Mai c\u00e2nt\u0103 el, \u00een zori, pe-un stog de f\u00e2n,
Dar nu mai face treab\u0103, c\u0103 e mo\u0219.
Mi-e mil\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 asta-i soarta lui
Dar cred c\u0103 s-a destr\u0103b\u0103lat destul:
Avea neveste, g\u00e2rl\u0103, \u00een p\u0103tul
\u0218i-a z\u0103mislit, \u00een ani, duzini de pui.
Nevasta-nduio\u0219at\u0103 m\u0103 cam ceart\u0103,
\u00cemi spune s\u0103 m\u0103 uit \u00eentr-o oglind\u0103,
C\u0103 s-ar putea vecinul s\u0103 m\u0103 prind\u0103
\u0218i-o s\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219esc aceea\u0219i soart\u0103.
De diminea\u021b\u0103, pus-am \u00een garaj
S\u0103 fiarb\u0103 ap\u0103, pentru op\u0103rit,
Am ascu\u021bit pe piatr\u0103 un cu\u021bit
\u0218i am b\u0103ut un \u0219naps, s\u0103 am curaj.
M-am echipat cu cizme \u00een picioare,
Pe cap cu fes, c\u0103 n-am avut o basc\u0103,
Cagul\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu m\u0103 recunoasc\u0103,
Dar s\u0103 \u00eel tai, nu cred c\u0103 sunt \u00een stare.
A\u0219a mascat, prin \u021barc l-am alergat,
Ba chiar l-am \u00eencol\u021bit la cotitur\u0103,
C\u00e2nd a-nceput s\u0103 dea subit din gur\u0103
\u0218i cu discursu-i groaznic m-a \u0219ocat:
-Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 tai, e foarte evident,
Chiar dac\u0103 sunt mult mai viril ca tine,
Mai prind c\u00e2te-o puicu\u021b\u0103 \u0219i e bine,
O dat\u0103-n zi, cu patos \u0219i talent.
Dar tu, care o faci o dat\u0103-n an
\u0218i-atuncea iei pastila cea albastr\u0103,
Ce meri\u021bi, c\u0103ci aud de la fereastr\u0103,
Cum te \u00eenjur\u0103 soa\u021ba grosolan?
Dar fi’ndc\u0103 am \u00een m\u00e2na ta destinul
\u0218i-ai no\u0219tri ani de glorie s-au dus,
Rostesc \u0219i eu cum a gr\u0103it Isus:
Cel care a gre\u0219it, s\u0103 moar\u0103 primul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Azi, vreau la pr\u00e2nz o sup\u0103 de coco\u0219,C\u0103ci am vreo doi, iar unul e b\u0103tr\u00e2n,Mai c\u00e2nt\u0103 el, \u00een zori, pe-un stog de f\u00e2n,Dar nu mai face treab\u0103, c\u0103 e mo\u0219.Mi-e mil\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 asta-i soarta luiDar cred c\u0103 s-a destr\u0103b\u0103lat destul:Avea neveste, g\u00e2rl\u0103, \u00een p\u0103tul\u0218i-a z\u0103mislit, \u00een ani, duzini de pui.Nevasta-nduio\u0219at\u0103 m\u0103 cam ceart\u0103,\u00cemi spune s\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5139,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5138"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5140,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138\/revisions\/5140"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}