{"id":5160,"date":"2026-05-28T06:27:40","date_gmt":"2026-05-28T03:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=5160"},"modified":"2026-05-28T06:27:40","modified_gmt":"2026-05-28T03:27:40","slug":"eliberare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/eliberare\/","title":{"rendered":"Eliberare"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mi-am cump\u0103rat baston cu nuc\u0103, din cel mai stra\u0219nic lemn de tec,<br>O p\u0103l\u0103rie foarte mare \u0219i un rucsac pentru m\u00e2ncare,<br>Umbrel\u0103 neagr\u0103, GPS-ul cu grij\u0103 \u00eel setez c\u00e2nd plec,<br>\u00centr-o major\u0103 aventur\u0103, \u00een parcul urbei la plimbare.<br>Luai firimituri de p\u00e2ine s\u0103 mai arunc la porumbei,<br>Vreo dou\u0103 nuci, pe veveri\u021be s\u0103 le momesc s\u0103 se arate,<br>\u00cemi las acas\u0103 verigheta ce le respinge pe femei,<br>De\u0219i s-au dus acele vremuri c\u00e2nd le puneam rapid pe spate.<br>Chiar dac\u0103-mi trag pu\u021bin piciorul, a\u0219 spune c\u0103-s destul de drept,<br>Discret ca o sperietoare ce-i coco\u021bat\u0103-n v\u00e2rf de par,<br>Beau bere f\u0103r\u0103 stres acuma, cu \u0219efii nu m\u0103 iau \u00een piept,<br>Iar soa\u021ba este mult mai bl\u00e2nd\u0103\u2026 acuma sunt pensionar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi-am cump\u0103rat baston cu nuc\u0103, din cel mai stra\u0219nic lemn de tec,O p\u0103l\u0103rie foarte mare \u0219i un rucsac pentru m\u00e2ncare,Umbrel\u0103 neagr\u0103, GPS-ul cu grij\u0103 \u00eel setez c\u00e2nd plec,\u00centr-o major\u0103 aventur\u0103, \u00een parcul urbei la plimbare.Luai firimituri de p\u00e2ine s\u0103 mai arunc la porumbei,Vreo dou\u0103 nuci, pe veveri\u021be s\u0103 le momesc s\u0103 se arate,\u00cemi las acas\u0103 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5161,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5160"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5162,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5160\/revisions\/5162"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}