{"id":519,"date":"2025-10-27T17:10:14","date_gmt":"2025-10-27T17:10:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=519"},"modified":"2025-11-22T08:31:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T08:31:44","slug":"calcaiul-lui-ahile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/calcaiul-lui-ahile\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103lc\u00e2iul lui Ahile"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La zoo, cimpanzeul, \u00een vitrin\u0103,<br>Descoperi natura sa divin\u0103,<br>Put\u00e2nd s\u0103 vad\u0103 chiar \u0219i un ateu,<br>C\u0103 de\u021binea particula de \u201ezeu\u201d.<br>\u00ce\u0219i puse deci pe frunte o coroan\u0103<br>De frunze, pe-a sa tigv\u0103 ro\u0219covan\u0103<br>\u0218i sta pe-un tron durat dintr-o lian\u0103,<br>Improviz\u00e2ndu-\u0219i sceptrul din banan\u0103,<br>A \u00eenceput timid, apoi sonor,<br>S\u0103 cucereasc\u0103 voturi \u00een popor,<br>Instituind, cur\u00e2nd, f\u0103r\u0103 sfial\u0103,<br>Un soi de dictatur\u0103 personal\u0103.<br>Dar intr-o zi, \u021bin\u00e2nd o cuv\u00e2ntare,<br>Se ridic\u0103 maimu\u021ba \u00een picioare<br>\u0218i tot poporul, p\u00e2n\u2019 atunci sfios,<br>Murind de r\u00e2s, se t\u0103v\u0103lea pe jos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Problema scap\u0103 des de sub control,<br>C\u00e2nd te ridici, dar e\u0219ti \u00een fundul gol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 2<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 pari inteligent \u00eentre ortaci,<br>De multe ori, e indicat s\u0103 taci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ca politician, votat de to\u021bi,<br>Nu-\u021bi trebuie doctrin\u0103, ci chilo\u021bi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La zoo, cimpanzeul, \u00een vitrin\u0103,Descoperi natura sa divin\u0103,Put\u00e2nd s\u0103 vad\u0103 chiar \u0219i un ateu,C\u0103 de\u021binea particula de \u201ezeu\u201d.\u00ce\u0219i puse deci pe frunte o coroan\u0103De frunze, pe-a sa tigv\u0103 ro\u0219covan\u0103\u0218i sta pe-un tron durat dintr-o lian\u0103,Improviz\u00e2ndu-\u0219i sceptrul din banan\u0103,A \u00eenceput timid, apoi sonor,S\u0103 cucereasc\u0103 voturi \u00een popor,Instituind, cur\u00e2nd, f\u0103r\u0103 sfial\u0103,Un soi de dictatur\u0103 personal\u0103.Dar intr-o zi, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":520,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=519"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":521,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions\/521"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}