Plecat la nunt\u0103 cu ma\u0219ina,
Cu-a mea nevast\u0103 \u0219i-un amic,
M\u0103 chinuia adrenalina
C\u0103 n-o s\u0103 pot s\u0103 beau nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevasta n-a luat permisul
M\u0103 a\u0219teptam la un supliciu,
\u00cen seara asta sunt proscrisul:
Fiind \u0219oferul de serviciu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Au ap\u0103rut aperitive,
Salamuri, br\u00e2nz\u0103, gorgonzola,
Dup\u0103 salata de andive,
De sete, am b\u0103ut o Cola.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S-a dat o sup\u0103 de g\u0103in\u0103
Cu p\u0103trunjel \u00eenzorzonat\u0103
\u0218i am b\u0103ut o can\u0103 plin\u0103,
Cu nelipsita ap\u0103 plat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apoi un p\u0103str\u0103v cu salate,
Dar cu aspectul cam nasol,
A\u0219a c\u0103 l-am f\u0103cut s\u0103-noate
Cu bere f\u0103r\u0103 alcool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe mas\u0103-a ap\u0103rut friptura,
De porc, de pui \u0219i de v\u00e2nat,
Sim\u021beam c-o s\u0103 m\u0103 dau de-a dura,
Fi’nd pe de-a-ntregul inundat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 a patra citronad\u0103,
Ar vrea nevasta s\u0103 dansez,
Dar a urmat o canonad\u0103,
Sim\u021beam c\u0103 o s\u0103 explodez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu lume mult\u0103, veselie
\u0218i-un zid uman ce m\u0103-mpresoar\u0103
\u00cemi trebuia o ve\u0219nicie
S\u0103 pot ie\u0219i cumva afar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A trebuit s\u0103 dau din coate,
Ca s\u0103 ajung urgent la baie,
Dar ce s\u0103 vezi, fatalitate:
St\u0103teau la r\u00e2nd b\u0103rba\u021bi o droaie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am alergat p\u00e2n\u0103-n parcare,
Erau \u0219i oameni \u0219i lumin\u0103\u2026
\u0218i-atunci, cuprins de disperare,
Am rezolvat-o \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Plecat la nunt\u0103 cu ma\u0219ina,Cu-a mea nevast\u0103 \u0219i-un amic,M\u0103 chinuia adrenalinaC\u0103 n-o s\u0103 pot s\u0103 beau nimic. Nevasta n-a luat permisulM\u0103 a\u0219teptam la un supliciu,\u00cen seara asta sunt proscrisul:Fiind \u0219oferul de serviciu. Au ap\u0103rut aperitive,Salamuri, br\u00e2nz\u0103, gorgonzola,Dup\u0103 salata de andive,De sete, am b\u0103ut o Cola. S-a dat o sup\u0103 de g\u0103in\u0103Cu p\u0103trunjel \u00eenzorzonat\u0103\u0218i am b\u0103ut […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5196,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5197,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5195\/revisions\/5197"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}