Un bog\u0103ta\u0219 de v\u00e2rsta-a treia, cu vagi virtu\u021bi, dar tare-n clan\u021b\u0103,
Se duse cu vreo trei gorile, la casele de toleran\u021b\u0103,
Ce \u00een vitrine uria\u0219e aveau expuse spre v\u00e2nzare
Femei ce s\u0103 se potriveasc\u0103 la fel \u0219i fel de buzunare.
Erau acolo rubiconde, cu s\u00e2ni imen\u0219i, av\u00e2nd m\u0103rgele
\u0218i anorexice, cu oase ce s\u0103getau cumplit sub piele
Sau asiatice, cu ochii cruci\u0219i, ce te tapau urgent la pre\u021b,
Negrese cu m\u0103re\u021be fese, cu p\u0103rul abundent \u0219i cre\u021b.
Intr\u0103 deci \u00een stabilimentul ce-avea \u00een urbe mare faim\u0103,
Cu fete care-n clientel\u0103 s\u0103deau pl\u0103cere dar \u0219i spaim\u0103.
\u00cen m\u00e2n\u0103, agit\u00e2nd bancnote, direct se duse la matroan\u0103
\u0218i \u00eei ceru s\u0103 \u00eei prezinte, cu voce foarte grosolan\u0103,
Ce are are ea mai bun \u00een cas\u0103, exotic, nemaipomenit,
C\u0103 o va r\u0103spl\u0103ti rege\u0219te de o s\u0103 fie mul\u021bumit.
Aceasta c\u00e2nd v\u0103zu dolarii, aduse fetele \u00een grab\u0103,
De la minorele perverse, la cea mai odioas\u0103 bab\u0103,
Ro\u0219cate, brune, blonde, negre, vopsite-n ori\u0219ice culoare,
Sl\u0103bu\u021be, grase \u0219i obeze, ba chiar \u0219i gayii din dotare.
B\u0103tr\u00e2nu-\u0219i \u0219terse ochelarii, aprinse un trabuc din foi,
A cercetat atent oferta, din fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i pe dinapoi,
Sco\u021b\u00e2nd ba sunete-nfundate, ba strig\u0103te de aprobare,
\u00cen timp ce saliva de poft\u0103 \u0219i tremura de ner\u0103bdare
\u0218i dup\u0103 vreo juma de or\u0103, c\u00e2nd termin\u0103 de pip\u0103it,
Se-opri \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 la patroan\u0103 \u0219i-a zis cu glasul r\u0103gu\u0219it:
-\u00centr-adev\u0103r ai marf\u0103 bun\u0103, oferta ta e foarte vast\u0103,
Dar am o veste excelent\u0103 \u0219i din p\u0103cate una proast\u0103.
\u00cen palm\u0103 le-am sim\u021bit pe toate \u0219i-a\u0219 vrea din ochi s\u0103 \u021bi le sorb,
Dar din p\u0103cate nu se poate, sunt ca o c\u00e2rti\u021b\u0103 de orb.
Din totu\u0219i, \u021bin s\u0103-\u021bi dau de-acuma, ne\u00eendoios, o veste bun\u0103,
Doresc s\u0103-nchiriez o fat\u0103, dar pe alese, pe o lun\u0103.
Urmeaz\u0103-acum \u0219i vestea proast\u0103: fiindc\u0103 toate-s minunate,
\u0218i nu admit s\u0103 iau o \u021beap\u0103, a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 le probez pe toate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un bog\u0103ta\u0219 de v\u00e2rsta-a treia, cu vagi virtu\u021bi, dar tare-n clan\u021b\u0103,Se duse cu vreo trei gorile, la casele de toleran\u021b\u0103,Ce \u00een vitrine uria\u0219e aveau expuse spre v\u00e2nzareFemei ce s\u0103 se potriveasc\u0103 la fel \u0219i fel de buzunare.Erau acolo rubiconde, cu s\u00e2ni imen\u0219i, av\u00e2nd m\u0103rgele\u0218i anorexice, cu oase ce s\u0103getau cumplit sub pieleSau asiatice, cu ochii […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5199,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5198"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5200,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5198\/revisions\/5200"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}