{"id":522,"date":"2025-10-27T17:13:36","date_gmt":"2025-10-27T17:13:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=522"},"modified":"2025-11-22T08:31:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T08:31:44","slug":"fabula-mioritica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/fabula-mioritica\/","title":{"rendered":"Fabul\u0103 mioritic\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La st\u00e2n\u0103, l\u00e2ng\u0103 lanul de trifoi,<br>Se \u00eenfruntau turbate dou\u0103 oi:<br>O preafrumoas\u0103 oaie platinat\u0103,<br>(Pe fa\u021b\u0103 de cioban favorizat\u0103),<br>Ce arunca \u00een jurul ei cu banii,<br>Purt\u00e2nd pantofi cu toc de la \u201eArmani\u201d<br>\u0218i-un sutien destul de \u021bip\u0103tor,<br>Av\u00e2nd o etichet\u0103 de \u201eDihor\u201d<br>\u0218i-o alta, mai modest\u0103 \u0219i discret\u0103,<br>Cu ochi alba\u0219tri, dar la p\u0103r brunet\u0103,<br>\u0218tiut\u0103-n turm\u0103 ca adulterin\u0103<br>\u0218i de b\u0103rbat ca mam\u0103 eroin\u0103.<br>S-au p\u0103ruit \u0219i s-au luat la goan\u0103,<br>L\u0103s\u00e2nd pe c\u00e2mp doar petice de blan\u0103,<br>Vorbind injurios, cu elocin\u021b\u0103,<br>Ca \u0219i parlamentarii \u00een \u0219edin\u021b\u0103.<br>Fiind ceva mai lung\u0103 \u00een picioare,<br>A beh\u0103it blondina cu ardoare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ar trebui s\u0103-\u021bi crape de ru\u0219ine<br>Obrazul, e\u0219ti o paria-ntre ovine,<br>E\u0219ti evitat\u0103 parc\u0103 ai pelagr\u0103,<br>\u00cen turm\u0103 e\u0219ti din toate, oaia neagr\u0103.<br>To\u021bi mieii t\u0103i \u0219i c\u00e2\u021biva dintre fra\u021bi,<br>\u00cei vezi de la distan\u021b\u0103 c\u0103-s p\u0103ta\u021bi<br>\u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 nu ajuns-au \u00een pastram\u0103,<br>C\u0103-s cu Azor amici la cataram\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>E drept c\u0103 sunt brunet\u0103 din n\u0103scare<br>\u0218i m\u0103 remarc rapid \u00eentre mioare,<br>Sunt calm\u0103, dar ajung s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenfurii<br>C\u00e2nd v\u0103d c\u00e2t e\u0219ti de neagr\u0103-n cerul gurii.<br>Te-ai a\u0219ezat la marginea potecii,<br>Cu g\u00e2nd v\u0103dit ca s\u0103 atragi berbecii<br>\u0218i s\u0103 aduci masculii \u00een ispit\u0103:<br>De fapt, e\u0219ti doar o capr\u0103 travestit\u0103,<br>Ce umbli cu prostii \u0219i stratageme,<br>C\u0103 te-am v\u0103zut cum dai m\u0103runt din gene<br>\u0218i gemi provocator mim\u00e2nd aleanul,<br>Pe sear\u0103, c\u00e2nd te mulge-n grajd ciobanul.<br>M\u0103garul, pe aproape, \u00een livad\u0103,<br>A auzit \u00eentreaga ei tirad\u0103<br>\u0218i mirosind c\u0103 e o \u0219tire-bomb\u0103,<br>A demarat c\u0103tre cioban \u00een tromb\u0103<br>\u0218i-a dat-o-n g\u00e2t pe blond\u0103 de \u00eendat\u2019:<br>Iar baciul, s\u0103 nu fie \u0219antajat<br>\u0218i s\u0103 evite-o trist\u0103 panaram\u0103,<br>A invitat blondina la pastram\u0103.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 1<br>O oaie, ce-i mai proast\u0103 ca o vac\u0103,<br>E indicat s\u0103 pasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 tac\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 2<br>Mai bine oaie neagr\u0103 \u0219i bigam\u0103<br>Dec\u00e2t blondin\u0103-n oala cu pastram\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 3<br>\u00centr-o ciread\u0103, turm\u0103 sau ciopor,<br>E nelipsit m\u0103garul turn\u0103tor!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La st\u00e2n\u0103, l\u00e2ng\u0103 lanul de trifoi,Se \u00eenfruntau turbate dou\u0103 oi:O preafrumoas\u0103 oaie platinat\u0103,(Pe fa\u021b\u0103 de cioban favorizat\u0103),Ce arunca \u00een jurul ei cu banii,Purt\u00e2nd pantofi cu toc de la \u201eArmani\u201d\u0218i-un sutien destul de \u021bip\u0103tor,Av\u00e2nd o etichet\u0103 de \u201eDihor\u201d\u0218i-o alta, mai modest\u0103 \u0219i discret\u0103,Cu ochi alba\u0219tri, dar la p\u0103r brunet\u0103,\u0218tiut\u0103-n turm\u0103 ca adulterin\u0103\u0218i de b\u0103rbat ca mam\u0103 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