{"id":5246,"date":"2026-06-02T06:49:00","date_gmt":"2026-06-02T03:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=5246"},"modified":"2026-06-02T06:49:00","modified_gmt":"2026-06-02T03:49:00","slug":"rai-paralel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/rai-paralel\/","title":{"rendered":"Rai paralel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M-am izolat \u00een Raiul paralel,<br>Abndonat \u00een bra\u021bele pl\u0103cerii,<br>Am pus cire\u0219i, am m\u00e2\u021be, un c\u0103\u021bel,<br>Dar cu o drujb\u0103, am t\u0103iat to\u021bi merii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ca Burebista, viile am scos,<br>Deci frunza Evei n-o s\u0103 mai existe,<br>Voi fi vegan, extrem de s\u0103n\u0103tos,<br>Iar Evele, normal, vor fi nudiste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nici \u0219erpilor n-o s\u0103 le dau acces,<br>S\u0103 semene conflicte desuete,<br>De-i prind, o s\u0103-i transform bine-n\u021beles,<br>Pe dat\u0103, \u00een pantofi \u0219i \u00een po\u0219ete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N-o s\u0103 m\u0103 ia vreodat\u0103 la refec,<br>Vreun \u0219ef nervos c-un caracter ur\u00e2t,<br>\u0218i totu\u0219i, de o fi s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenec,<br>O s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n doar c-o cirea\u0219\u0103-n g\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Compun, c\u00e2te-un catren sau un rondel,<br>Nu am facturi la gaz \u0219i la curent<br>Dar recunosc, c\u0103-n Raiul paralel<br>M\u0103 tem s\u0103 nu apar\u0103-un concurent!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M-am izolat \u00een Raiul paralel,Abndonat \u00een bra\u021bele pl\u0103cerii,Am pus cire\u0219i, am m\u00e2\u021be, un c\u0103\u021bel,Dar cu o drujb\u0103, am t\u0103iat to\u021bi merii. Ca Burebista, viile am scos,Deci frunza Evei n-o s\u0103 mai existe,Voi fi vegan, extrem de s\u0103n\u0103tos,Iar Evele, normal, vor fi nudiste. Nici \u0219erpilor n-o s\u0103 le dau acces,S\u0103 semene conflicte desuete,De-i prind, o s\u0103-i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5247,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5246"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5248,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5246\/revisions\/5248"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}