{"id":525,"date":"2025-10-27T17:19:51","date_gmt":"2025-10-27T17:19:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=525"},"modified":"2025-11-22T08:31:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T08:31:44","slug":"radasca-si-scarabeul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/radasca-si-scarabeul\/","title":{"rendered":"R\u0103da\u0219ca \u0219i scarabeul"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen oaza \u00eenverzit\u0103, pe-un mal de hele\u0219teu,<br>Se \u00eent\u00e2lni r\u0103da\u0219ca, pe drum, c-un scarabeu,<br>Ce \u00eempingea spre cas\u0103, c\u0103r\u00e2nd ca un m\u0103gar,<br>Un glob c\u00e2t Himalaya f\u0103cut din b\u0103legar.<br>Z\u0103rind \u00eencornorata insect\u0103 de \u00eendat&#8217;,<br>Cum era mort de sete, aproape-epuizat,<br>Se-opri s\u0103-\u0219i trag\u0103 suflul, fiind cernut cu praf<br>\u0218i chiar s\u0103-i trag\u0103-n grab\u0103 r\u0103da\u0219tei un perdaf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Uimirea-mi f\u0103r\u0103 margini e chiar justificat\u0103,<br>C\u00e2nd v\u0103d o ar\u0103tare intens \u00eencornorat\u0103.<br>Degeaba ai statur\u0103 \u0219i mu\u0219chi de nu te-ncap,<br>C\u00e2nd zilnic por\u021bi stigmatul de adulter pe cap.<br>Cu coarne uria\u0219e, bagi spaim\u0103-n inamici,<br>Dar cred c\u0103 ai pesemne \u0219i chestii foarte mici,<br>C-a ta nevast\u0103 sigur, cu apetit de carne,<br>Te-a \u00eenzestrat nervoas\u0103, cu fabuloase coarne.<br>R\u0103da\u0219ca bulversat\u0103 de jalnicul discurs,<br>Ro\u0219i, c\u0103 se str\u00e2nsese mul\u021bimea ca la urs,<br>\u0218i \u00eempung\u00e2nd de ciud\u0103 cu cornu-ntr-un copac,<br>Trecu cu-nver\u0219unare \u0219i for\u021b\u0103 la atac:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Degeaba por\u021bi un nume vestit de scarabeu,<br>C\u0103ci nu mai crede nimeni, de mult, c\u0103 ai fi zeu,<br>E\u0219ti retrograd, se vede, c\u0103 duci un trai mizer,<br>C\u0103r\u00e2ndu-\u021bi b\u0103legarul merg\u00e2nd \u00een mar\u0219arier.<br>Nu p\u0103c\u0103le\u0219ti pe nimeni c\u00e2nd cari \u00een zi lumin\u0103<br>Rahat de animale \u0219i-l bagi \u00een vizuin\u0103.<br>Tu nu mai e\u0219ti vedeta sl\u0103vit\u0103 de popor,<br>Ai devenit se pare un fel de vidanjor,<br>Ce pu\u021bi de la o po\u0219t\u0103 \u0219i chiar e\u0219ti demn de mil\u0103,<br>C\u0103r\u00e2nd mereu \u00een via\u021b\u0103 doar balegi de c\u0103mil\u0103.<br>Eu coarnele pe frunte le port, dar cu m\u00e2ndrie,<br>De multe genera\u021bii, nu-s puse de so\u021bie,<br>Ba \u00eentre coleoptere atunci c\u00e2nd sunt pe val,<br>Eu sunt echivalentul de taur comunal.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 1<br>Nomenclatura \u00eenc\u0103 nu a capitulat,<br>Mai are gura mare, de\u0219i e \u00een rahat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 2<br>B\u0103tr\u00e2nii din Servicii, \u00een criz\u0103 de idei,<br>Miros de la o po\u0219t\u0103, dar totu\u0219i cred c\u0103-s zei!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 3<br>C\u00e2nd coarne ai pe cre\u0219tet, amantelor le place,<br>Nu sunt aspectuoase, ci-s afrodiziace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen oaza \u00eenverzit\u0103, pe-un mal de hele\u0219teu,Se \u00eent\u00e2lni r\u0103da\u0219ca, pe drum, c-un scarabeu,Ce \u00eempingea spre cas\u0103, c\u0103r\u00e2nd ca un m\u0103gar,Un glob c\u00e2t Himalaya f\u0103cut din b\u0103legar.Z\u0103rind \u00eencornorata insect\u0103 de \u00eendat&#8217;,Cum era mort de sete, aproape-epuizat,Se-opri s\u0103-\u0219i trag\u0103 suflul, fiind cernut cu praf\u0218i chiar s\u0103-i trag\u0103-n grab\u0103 r\u0103da\u0219tei un perdaf. 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