David Valentin & Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
,,Limbajul pe noi to\u021bi ne reprezint\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd am imaginat ronsetul, logodind rigorile \u0219i virtu\u021bile prozodice ale sonetului \u0219i rondelului care sunt, deopotriv\u0103, rigori \u0219i virtu\u021bi expresive, l-am sortit universului liric grav, elegiac, nostalgiilor, luminilor brumate \u0219i \u00eenser\u0103rilor interioare, ignor\u00e2nd un lucru altminteri la vedere: capacit\u0103\u021bile, disponibilit\u0103\u021bile ludice ale rondelului. \u0218i, de ce nu, dac\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la Cecco Angiolieri, \u0219i ale sonetului. In fond, chestiune de structur\u0103 interioar\u0103! De\u0219i, la tinere\u021be, ucenicind pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 v\u0103rul Villon \u0219i magistrul Chaucer, m-am jucat \u0219i m-am r\u0103sf\u0103\u021bat eu \u00eensumi cu viclenii \u0219i \u0219turlubatice stihuiri \u00een f\u0103r\u0103dehotarul baladei.
\u0218i dac\u0103 ronsetul a g\u0103sit deja ecou \u00een sufletul \u0219i sub peana c\u00e2torva confra\u021bi \u00een acela\u0219i registru, am acum surpriza s\u0103 descop\u0103r un num\u0103r impresionat de ronsete scrise \u00een cheie ludic\u0103 de c\u0103tre dou\u0103 condeie venite dinspre lumea epigramei, dar exersate deja \u00een asemenea consistente aventuri \u00een ograda p\u0103rin\u021bilor acestuia, sonetul \u0219i rondelul: Teodora Pascale \u0219i Valentin David. Un tandem irezistibil \u0219i insolit, prepus pe dueluri pohetice, pline de ironie \u0219i ,,umor spumos \u201d, cum ne previne cu ,,modestie\u201d spadasinul David:
,, Aveam umor spumos, de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u0219tiu\u201d.
Ca s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00een sistemul de referin\u021b\u0103 al autorilor, b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 acesta n-a vroit a ne induce ideea c\u0103 Goliat ar fi dna Pascale! Fiindc\u0103 \u00een duelul celor doi preopinen\u021bi, \u00een care b\u0103t\u0103lia pe teme alese presupune asalturi \u0219i riposte, de multe ori balan\u021ba \u00eenclin\u0103 spre distinsa doamn\u0103, cu reveren\u021ba gentil\u0103 a spadasinului aflat sub <>, d\u0103t\u0103tor, zice doamna, de sl\u0103biciune masculin\u0103 pentru sexul frumos.
Cu \u00eemp\u0103un\u0103ri ale virtu\u021bilor masculine \u0219i feminine, jucate \u0219i dejucate de cei doi autori, aceast\u0103 fals\u0103 histoire d\u2019amour poetic\u0103, ilustr\u00e2nd din plin virtu\u021bile ronsetului, ne propune, \u00een fapt, o fiziologie a comediei umane contemporane, un tratat savuros despre a fi sau a nu fi \u00een veacul XXI.
Toate c\u00e2te sunt jucate \u0219i judecate prin schimburi amuzante de replici pe ,,cestiuni arz\u0103toare la ordinea zilei\u201d: mediocra\u021bia, supraponderabilitatea, amorul hoinar sau lini\u0219tea casnic\u0103, prim\u0103v\u0103ratice alinturi servite, la alegere, cu ghiocei sau ghimpi \u0219i nu numai. Nimic nu scap\u0103 vigilen\u021bilor muschetari: justi\u021bia implicat\u0103-ntr-ale viciului, cu viciile ei, \u0219mecheriile sociale, arta de a urca trepte nemeritate, f\u0103tucele mass media, sirenele \u00een traducerea ronseti\u0219tilor, mariajele din interes \u00eentre os\u00e2nzo\u0219ii plini de bani \u0219i silfidele \u00een c\u0103utare de bun\u0103stare, amorul pl\u0103tit, p\u0103pu\u0219a Barbie, toate panoramele \u0219i panaramele din ,,lumea de un cenu\u0219iu murdar\u201d \u00een care vie\u021buim, cum zice Teodora Pascale – c\u0103reia \u00eei face ecou ap\u0103sat partenerul de dialog:
,,Chiar \u0219i adev\u0103rul e bolnav,
\u00centr-o lume f\u0103r\u0103 de morav\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Concluzia acestui spumos turnir de inteligen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i har poetic \u00eentre doi oameni cultiva\u021bi, posesori \u0219i poseda\u021bi de limb\u0103 rom\u00e2n\u0103:
,,Cred c\u0103 \u00een doi, femeie \u0219i b\u0103rbat
E via\u021ba mai u\u0219or de traversat. \u201d
e \u0219i un r\u0103spuns subtil \u0219i de bun sim\u021b dat smintelilor care au st\u00e2rnit \u0219i \u00eentre\u021bin falsul r\u0103zboi al sexelor \u00eentr-o lume r\u0103znit\u0103 \u0219i tr\u0103snit\u0103. O lume \u00een care ,, Sunt inutile bunul sim\u021b \u0219i \u0219coala\u201d. Pe care doi poe\u021bi \u00eenzestra\u021bi \u0219i con\u0219tien\u021bi de necesara inutilitate a trudei lor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
,,Noi c\u0103l\u0103rim pe caii lipi\u021bani,
Cu fruntea ne lovim ades de stele
\u0218i ne sc\u0103ld\u0103m \u00een praful dintre ele,
Zg\u00e2rci\u021bii str\u00e2ng \u00een pung\u0103 gologani. \u201d
se obstineaz\u0103 s\u0103 o fac\u0103 mai bun\u0103:
,, \u00cen mintea noastr\u0103 adun\u0103m averi
Cuvintele, „corole de minuni”
Cu ele facem oamenii mai buni,
Noi suntem ai poemelor bancheri. \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Con\u0219tien\u021bi, deopotriv\u0103, de puterea irenic\u0103 dar \u0219i distructiv\u0103 a cuv\u00e2ntului, care poate fi: ,,Un lest sau chiar colacul de salvare\u2019\u2019 sau ,, poate fi un cal troian\u2019\u2019. \u00centr-o contemporaneitate unde:
,,E azi la mod\u0103 lunga vorb\u0103rie,
Minciuna crunt\u0103, nesim\u021birea cras\u0103\u201d ,
ace\u0219ti bog\u0103ta\u0219i cu hambarul plin de metafore, jongleuri ai vorbei apelpisite \u0219i ai ironiei mu\u0219c\u0103toare dar, deseori, \u0219i ai duio\u0219iei \u00een\u021belepte, Teodora Pascale \u0219i Valentin David ne invit\u0103 la un festin poetic trimalchionesc, spre bucuria min\u021bii \u0219i pl\u0103cerea spiritului. S\u0103 le fim p\u0103rta\u0219i! Fiindc\u0103 vorba Domniilor Lor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Limbajul pe noi to\u021bi ne reprezint\u0103
\u0218i ne reflect\u0103, ca \u0219i \u00een oglind\u0103,
Alin\u0103 ast\u0103 lume suferind\u0103,
Cuv\u00e2ntul este pa\u0219nic, nu-i o flint\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El d\u0103 apartenen\u021ba la o gint\u0103
\u0218i-n cercul vie\u021bii vrea s\u0103 ne cuprind\u0103,
Iubirea, chiar, se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 s-o aprind\u0103\u2026
Cuv\u00e2ntul este pa\u0219nic, nu-i o flint\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te rog, nu trage-n el ca \u00eentr-o \u021bint\u0103
\u0218i nu-l dispre\u021bui – e floare rar\u0103
\u00cen tot mai str\u00e2mta oaz\u0103 literar\u0103\u2026
Cuv\u00e2ntul este pa\u0219nic, nu-i o flint\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu-i asculta pe cei pl\u0103ti\u021bi s\u0103 mint\u0103:
Limbajul pe noi to\u021bi ne reprezint\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Horia B\u0103descu<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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SUNT UN BIPED<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt un biped, nu-mi trebuie ma\u0219in\u0103,
Pot merge foarte bine pe picioare;
Un gol imens resimt \u00een buzunare,
Sunt patru zile p\u00e2n\u0103 la chenzin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar dac\u0103 nu-s o fire misogin\u0103,
Iubita, \u00eemi \u00eenv\u0103lui \u00een uitare,
C\u0103ci ea tr\u0103ie\u0219te pe picior mai mare.
Sunt patru zile p\u00e2n\u0103 la chenzin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai mult ca sigur, vrea-n ora\u0219, la cin\u0103.
Fl\u0103m\u00e2nd, cu p\u00e2ine goal\u0103, \u0219terg castronul
\u0218i mi-am \u00eenchis de-asear\u0103 telefonul:
Sunt patru zile p\u00e2n\u0103 la chenzin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N-am bani, nici pentr-un litru de benzin\u0103\u2026
Sunt un biped, nu-mi trebuie ma\u0219in\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MIMOZA<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt o mimoz\u0103 delicat\u0103, fin\u0103,
Un accesoriu pentru cei boga\u021bi,
Nu merg pe jos, nici dac\u0103 m\u0103 ruga\u021bi –
Azi, lumea o privesc din limuzin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Provoc senza\u021bii tari, adrenalin\u0103,
Pe con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 am c\u00e2\u021biva b\u0103rba\u021bi,
Dar i-am uitat, de vre\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103-ntreba\u021bi –
Azi, lumea o privesc din limuzin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu am tr\u0103it mereu ca o regin\u0103,
Am dat din coate, s\u0103 ajung pe tron;
Chiar de-am iubit, c\u00e2ndva, un pieton,
Azi, lumea o privesc din limuzin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Palate n-am, doar bolta palatin\u0103 –
Sunt o mimoz\u0103 delicat\u0103, fin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0102C\u0102TOS DE SUCCES<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 spovedesc la pop\u0103 foarte rar,
Mai des, m\u0103t\u0103nii bat la preoteas\u0103,
E o mimoz\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, frumoas\u0103;
Sunt p\u0103c\u0103tos, am bani \u0219i girofar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt cel mai de n\u0103dejde st\u00e2lp de bar,
Iar tata, un \u0219napan de prim\u0103 clas\u0103.
Fiind primar, mi-a dat ma\u0219ini \u0219i cas\u0103,
Sunt p\u0103c\u0103tos, am bani \u0219i girofar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am \u0219anse s\u0103 ajung parlamentar,
S-a dat o \u0219pag\u0103 gras\u0103 pe la centru.
Pe liste-or s\u0103 m\u0103 pun\u0103, to\u021bi sunt \u201epentru\u201d,
Sunt p\u0103c\u0103tos, am bani \u0219i girofar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merg\u00e2nd la preoteas\u0103 \u00een budoar,
M\u0103 spovedesc la pop\u0103 foarte rar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0102N\u0102TATEA – PE PRIMUL PLAN<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce-i drept, m-am m\u0103ritat din interes
Cu-n pop\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 lep\u0103d de p\u0103cate,
Dar am probleme mari de s\u0103n\u0103tate:
Coliva, estrogenii-s \u00een exces.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
G\u0103sit-am antidotul \u0219i m-am dres,
C\u0103ci, vorba ceea: „Cui pe cui se scoate”,
P\u0103rintele-i b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i nu mai poate,
Coliva, estrogenii-s \u00een exces.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Enoria\u0219ul are „palmares”,
Mi-a fost client \u0219i ne cunoa\u0219tem bine,
A\u0219a, nu-ncalc valorile cre\u0219tine –
Coliva, estrogenii-s \u00een exces.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pasional\u0103 via\u021b\u0103 am ales,
Ce-i drept, m-am m\u0103ritat din interes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00ceN MINE A INTRAT UN DRAC<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen mine a intrat un drac,
Eram de mult \u00een conservare,
Doar cu nevoile primare\u2026
Acum, am fluturi \u00een stomac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meniu-i afrodisiac,
Privesc oglinda cu mirare:
De\u0219i cu riduri \u00een dotare,
Acum am fluturi \u00een stomac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219 vrea la tine \u00een iatac,
Dar n-am curaj s\u0103 scot o vorb\u0103:
Holtei, aveam doar mu\u0219te-n ciorb\u0103,
Acum, am fluturi \u00een stomac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-e muz\u0103 sticla de coniac\u2026
\u00cen mine a intrat un drac!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PERVERTIRE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen trup, un „\u00eenger” mi s-a instalat,
Cu el \u00eemi beau cafeaua diminea\u021ba
\u0218i chiar de nu vrea s\u0103-\u0219i arate fa\u021ba,
\u00cemi pare bl\u00e2nd \u0219i foarte devotat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I-am spus c\u0103-mi face curte un b\u0103rbat
\u0218i a r\u0103spuns: „Perfect. Tr\u0103ie\u0219te-\u021bi via\u021ba!”
Sunt m\u0103ritat\u0103, dar i-ascult pova\u021ba,
\u00cemi pare bl\u00e2nd \u0219i foarte devotat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cum \u0219i iubitul meu e posedat,
Ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim \u00een patru, putem spune,
Iar „\u00eengera\u0219ul” meu, de\u0219i t\u0103ciune,
\u00cemi pare bl\u00e2nd \u0219i foarte devotat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E incredibil ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat:
\u00cen trup, un „\u00eenger” mi s-a instalat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SUNT UN NOROCOS<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am mult noroc, ce mai la deal, la vale:
De\u0219i n-am c\u00e2\u0219tigat la loterie;
At\u00e2rn potcoave \u00een sufragerie,
A\u0219tept s\u0103-mi ias\u0103 m\u00e2\u021be negre-n cale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vecinele \u00eemi dau intens t\u00e2rcoale,
Dar n-am de g\u00e2nd s\u0103-mi iau, cur\u00e2nd, so\u021bie;
Mi-am tatuat trifoiul pe chelie,
A\u0219tept s\u0103-mi ias\u0103 m\u00e2\u021be negre-n cale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cunosc vreo dou\u0103, ce m\u0103 bag\u0103-n boale:
O blond\u0103, cu balcoane primitoare
\u0218i o brunet\u0103, ce e taxatoare\u2026
A\u0219tept s\u0103-mi ias\u0103 m\u00e2\u021be negre-n cale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cum so\u021bii lor sunt dou\u0103 matahale,
Am mult noroc, ce mai la deal, la vale!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AFACERE BETON<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am pentru tine-afacerea beton,
De spui c\u0103-\u021bi d\u0103 norocul pe r\u0103scoale
\u0218i nu e\u0219ti, precum pari, un coate-goale:
S\u0103 vinzi totemuri anti-ghinion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cemparte-le, nu fi un harpagon,
S\u0103 aib\u0103 to\u021bi acces la „trufandale”
\u0218i buzunare pline de parale:
S\u0103 vinzi totemuri anti-ghinion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103-\u0219i cumpere bolizi \u0219i avion,
Pozi\u021bii \u00een partid \u0219i doctorate
\u0218i s\u0103 le dea justi\u021bia dreptate:
S\u0103 vinzi totemuri anti-ghinion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vor cump\u0103ra destui, c\u0103-i de bonton –
Am pentru tine-afacerea beton!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
RE\u021aETA SUCCESULUI<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219 vrea s\u0103 te apuci \u0219i tu de treab\u0103,
S\u0103 mai renun\u021bi la chestii inutile,
Ba po\u021bi sc\u0103pa de dou\u0103zeci de kile\u2026
De te apuci s\u0103 cari beton c-o roab\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Afaceri po\u021bi s\u0103 vinzi la cine-ntreab\u0103,
La tipi cu \u00eenclina\u021bii mercantile,
Chiar po\u021bi avea ma\u0219ini, p\u0103m\u00e2nturi, vile,
De te apuci s\u0103 cari beton c-o roab\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu ai s\u0103 faci avere la tarab\u0103,
Vei fi cuprins\u0103, inerent, de stres:
Dar ai avea un garantat succes,
De te apuci s\u0103 cari beton c-o roab\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De\u0219i interesat\u0103 \u0219i cam snoab\u0103,
A\u0219 vrea s\u0103 te apuci \u0219i tu de treab\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FEMEIA DE AUR<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am dou\u0103zeci \u0219i patru de carate,
Iar tu m\u0103 vrei asemeni unei sclave,
S\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi muncesc \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi livrez carboave?
Nu am de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 car b\u0103rba\u021bi \u00een spate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Preten\u021bii ai, observ, nenum\u0103rate,
De la femei robuste sau firave,
E\u0219ti Casanova sau ai chef de snoave?
Nu am de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 car b\u0103rba\u021bi \u00een spate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rela\u021bia ar merge ca pe roate,
De-mi spui c\u0103 sunt golemul t\u0103u de aur
\u0218i vrei s\u0103 fii al vie\u021bii mele faur\u2026
Nu am de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 car b\u0103rba\u021bi \u00een spate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dovezi de-amor \u021bi-a\u0219 da, nenum\u0103rate:
Am dou\u0103zeci \u0219i patru de carate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CARATE \u0218I KARATE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Karatele pot fi un stil de via\u021b\u0103,
\u00cen cea mai pur\u0103 form\u0103 japonez\u0103;
E modul elegant s\u0103 dai \u00een frez\u0103\u2026
Prudent, prefer s\u0103 am femeia-n fa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu gheare ascu\u021bite se r\u0103sfa\u021b\u0103,
Se-ntinde, las\u0103 urme pe dormez\u0103.
\u00cen noaptea neagr\u0103, dup\u0103 o chermez\u0103\u2026
Prudent, prefer s\u0103 am femeia-n fa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 s\u0103 mai fac o boroboa\u021b\u0103,
S\u0103 uit ca sticlei pline s\u0103-i pun dopul,
Din spate, s\u0103-ncasez \u00een \u021beast\u0103 mopul\u2026
Prudent, prefer s\u0103 am femeia-n fa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
G\u00e2ndesc, \u00eenvine\u021bit, de diminea\u021b\u0103:
Karatele pot fi un stil de via\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ARTISTA<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am ap\u0103rut pe ast\u0103 lume trist\u0103,
\u021aip\u00e2nd mai r\u0103u ca stolul de beca\u021be,
T\u0103ceam doar c\u00e2nd eram luat\u0103-n bra\u021be,
Iar mama-a spus c\u0103-s bun\u0103 de artist\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M-am angajat, de prob\u0103, con\u021bopist\u0103;
Am renun\u021bat, c\u00e2nd secretare hoa\u021be
Mi-au pus \u00een c\u00e2rc\u0103 false boroboa\u021be,
Dar mama-a spus c\u0103-s bun\u0103 de artist\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am dat la teatru \u0219i am fost pe list\u0103,
Acum joc roluri foarte importante:
Subrete, vampe \u0219i statui vivante\u2026
Deh, mama-a spus c\u0103-s bun\u0103 de artist\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd mai ud c\u00e2te-o batist\u0103,
C-am ap\u0103rut pe ast\u0103 lume trist\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
F\u0102R\u0102 ILUZII<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aveam umor spumos, de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u0219tiu,
Cu vocea mea de bas, eram faimos,
Dar \u00eentr-o zi nefast\u0103, cam nervos,
Chirurgul m-a t\u0103iat c-un bisturiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La cap, un pop\u0103, cu un anteriu
\u0218i-o asistent\u0103 m\u0103 priveau duios;
Un cioclu-mi da t\u00e2rcoale-alunecos\u2026
Chirurgul m-a t\u0103iat c-un bisturiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 scuturam de r\u00e2s, era hazliu,
Dar veselia s-a schimbat \u00een jale,
C\u0103ci numai cu o palm\u0103, mai la vale,
Chirurgul m-a t\u0103iat c-un bisturiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-e vocea de copil, dar \u00eenc\u0103-s viu\u2026
Aveam umor spumos, de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u0219tiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PANACEU<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u0103rba\u021bii au la mine sl\u0103biciune:
Se pl\u00e2ng c\u0103 le-a\u0219 induce dependen\u021b\u0103
C\u00e2nd nu sunt folosit\u0103 cu pruden\u021b\u0103 –
C\u0103-s panaceu, adesea mi se spune.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De au frisoane-s prima op\u021biune,
Ce le scurteaz\u0103 din convalescen\u021b\u0103,
\u00cei remonteaz\u0103 \u0219i le d\u0103 poten\u021b\u0103 –
C\u0103-s panaceu, adesea mi se spune.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce tura-vura, sunt o bun\u0103ciune,
Apar \u0219i la TV, sub alte nume,
De pre\u021bul meu sc\u0103zut se fac \u0219i glume\u2026
C\u0103-s panaceu, adesea mi se spune.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt Aspirina – noua versiune –
B\u0103rba\u021bii au la mine sl\u0103biciune.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PANDEMIE DE POEZIE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La b\u0103i de sulf, \u00een van\u0103, la Govora,
M-a apucat o criz\u0103 de demen\u021b\u0103:
Ca din senin, cu mult\u0103 violen\u021b\u0103,
D\u0103deam din m\u00e2ini \u0219i recitam, cu ora.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eram deja teroarea tuturora,
Au fost adu\u0219i jandarmii, de urgen\u021b\u0103
\u0218i-un psihiatru, plin de competen\u021b\u0103.
D\u0103deam din m\u00e2ini \u0219i recitam, cu ora.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen jurul meu dansau cu to\u021bii hora,
Se anun\u021ba o nou\u0103 pandemie,
C\u0103ci to\u021bi s-au infectat cu poezie:
D\u0103deau din m\u00e2ini \u0219i recitau cu ora.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am \u00eenghi\u021bit pastila \u201eTeodora\u201d,
La b\u0103i de sulf, \u00een van\u0103, la Govora.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
VISE DE NOAPTE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bole\u0219ni\u021ba s-a-ntins \u0219i-n Bora-Bora:
\u00ce\u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103 boga\u021bii editur\u0103,
Renun\u021b\u0103 la femei \u0219i vor lectur\u0103 –
O fi cumva efectul „Teodora”?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La Parlament, le pas\u0103 tuturora,
Pompeaz\u0103 fonduri grase la Cultur\u0103
\u0218i-s mai aten\u021bi c\u00e2nd scot ceva pe gur\u0103 –
O fi cumva efectul „Teodora”?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Din locul s\u0103u vremelnic, de la prora,
Sp\u0103\u0219it, un Pre\u0219edinte-\u0219i cere scuze
C\u0103 ani \u00eentregi \u0219i-a tras, pe turt\u0103, spuze –
O fi cumva efectul „Teodora”?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cemparte-le pastila tuturora –
Bole\u0219ni\u021ba s-a-ntins \u0219i-n Bora-Bora.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DE IEPURI SE VORBE\u0218TE
DOAR DE BINE
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De iepuri se vorbe\u0219te doar de bine,
Sunt Don Juani, dar \u00een miniatur\u0103,
Nu ca b\u0103rba\u021bii, numai buni de gur\u0103,
Pretin\u0219i robo\u021bi, cu forme masculine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0103trate au pe bur\u021bi elefantine,
Dar peste tot, pretind c\u0103 \u021bin o cur\u0103,
Cu vin, palinc\u0103 din bel\u0219ug, friptur\u0103,
Pretin\u0219i robo\u021bi cu forme masculine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se laud\u0103 c\u0103 sar \u00een cur\u021bi str\u0103ine,
Cu-amante, secretare devotate,
Dar bateria-i moart\u0103, din p\u0103cate\u2026
Pretin\u0219i robo\u021bi cu forme masculine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u00e2rfi\u021bi sunt pe la col\u021buri, de vecine\u2026
De iepuri, se vorbe\u0219te doar de bine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SECHELE POST PANDEMIE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ai fost exorcizat pe \u00eendelete,
Degeaba, cu masaje corporale,
„Rondeluri”, „Fabule cu trei morale” –
Tu recitai: „Florete \u0219i sonete”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u021ai-au pus, la cap, o carte de pamflete
\u0218i trei de epigrame, colosale,
S\u0103 \u00eencetezi s\u0103 faci istericale –
Tu recitai: „Florete \u0219i sonete”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u021ai-au oferit, pe post de amulete,
C\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021be de la m\u00e2n\u0103stire,
Dar nici un semn de \u00eens\u0103n\u0103to\u0219ire –
Tu recitai: „Florete \u0219i sonete”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe via\u021b\u0103 vei r\u0103m\u00e2ne-a\u0219a, poete\u2026
Ai fost exorcizat pe \u00eendelete!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
EXORCIZARE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Legat de pat, la m\u00e2ini \u0219i la picioare,
Dorind s\u0103 scoat\u0103 diavolul din mine,
Pe coate \u0219i genunchi, vreo trei blondine
Din carte, \u00eemi citesc ner\u0103bd\u0103toare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fereastra e deschis\u0103, e r\u0103coare,
Legat sunt cu c\u0103tu\u0219e rozosine,
\u00cen timp ce m\u0103 drogheaz\u0103, trei feline,
Din carte, \u00eemi citesc ner\u0103bd\u0103toare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt p\u0103c\u0103tos \u0219i nu mai am sc\u0103pare,
Intoxicat cu fabule mortale;
Trei nimfe, nes\u0103tule, imorale,
Din carte, \u00eemi citesc ner\u0103bd\u0103toare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ciudat, \u00eemi e dorin\u021ba tot mai mare\u2026
Legat de pat, la m\u00e2ini \u0219i la picioare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u0102L\u0102U SAU VICTIM\u0102?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N-ai cum s\u0103 scapi, cu m\u00e2inile legate,
Deci vei primi a nimfelor ofrand\u0103,
Spun\u00e2ndu-\u021bi c\u0103 o mic\u0103 saraband\u0103
Se \u00eencadreaz\u0103 \u00een normalitate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te giugiulesc \u00een timp ce stai pe spate,
Bucate savuroase \u00ee\u021bi comand\u0103,
Iar faptul c\u0103-\u021bi d\u0103-n c\u0103r\u021bi \u0219i o pirand\u0103,
Se \u00eencadreaz\u0103 \u00een normalitate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u0103 „g\u0103zduie\u0219ti” \u00een tine-o entitate
Ce pare \u00eensetat\u0103 de cultur\u0103
\u0218i bei \u0219i tu, de-o iei pe ar\u0103tur\u0103,
Se \u00eencadreaz\u0103 \u00een normalitate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doar bietul demon, ca un rob, se zbate –
N-ai cum s\u0103 scapi, cu m\u00e2inile legate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SUNT CA UN TANC CU \u021aEAVA RUGINIT\u0102
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt ca un tanc cu \u021beava ruginit\u0103,
Ce a r\u0103mas acuma de prisos;
Pe burt\u0103, e blindajul tot mai gros,
Motorul, \u00eens\u0103, tot se mai agit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Turela e ple\u0219uv\u0103, peticit\u0103,
Tanchistul, seara, bea rachiu v\u00e2rtos,
Se rupe o \u0219enil\u0103, pic\u0103 jos,
Motorul, \u00eens\u0103, tot se mai agit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apare o tanchet\u0103, o ispit\u0103,
A\u0219 vrea s-o remorchez, la bra\u021b, pe drum
\u0218i chiar de-mi scoate \u021beava nori de fum,
Motorul, \u00eens\u0103, tot se mai agit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cum motorina-i scump\u0103, prohibit\u0103,
Sunt ca un tanc cu \u021beava rugit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DE-AI FI\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De-ai fi un tanc, a\u0219 fi o biciclet\u0103,
Frumos cambrat\u0103, gata de plimbare;
Cu dou\u0103 ro\u021bi, ghidon, ap\u0103r\u0103toare,
Po\u021bi circula oriunde pe planet\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De m-ai lua cu tine pe banchet\u0103,
Te-a\u0219 \u00eenso\u021bi cu drag prin lumea mare;
Cu g\u00e2ndul pa\u0219nic, nu de \u00eenarmare,
Po\u021bi circula oriunde pe planet\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cemi place prezentarea ta complet\u0103,
E\u0219ti pies\u0103 veche \u0219i de calitate,
Dotat cu mult\u0103 sensibilitate:
Po\u021bi circula oriunde pe planet\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt doar femeie, uneori poet\u0103,
De-ai fi un tanc, a\u0219 fi o biciclet\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ROATA SPART\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd pe un drum pietros se poticne\u0219te
\u0218i pielea se lipe\u0219te de ciment,
Vis\u00e2nd un petec cald, ca pansament,
O roat\u0103 spart\u0103, totu\u0219i, se rote\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Debusolat \u0219i ceasul \u0219ov\u0103ie\u0219te,
Fur\u00e2nd secunde cinic \u0219i absent,
Cadranul e cr\u0103pat, dar, insolent,
O roata spart\u0103, totu\u0219i, se rote\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Din ran\u0103 simt cum s\u00e2ngele \u021b\u00e2\u0219ne\u0219te,
E-n grev\u0103 SMURD-ul, dau un telefon,
Se-aude doar cum geme-un patefon,
O roata spart\u0103, totu\u0219i, se rote\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nici moartea, ast\u0103zi, nu se mai gr\u0103be\u0219te\u2026
C\u00e2nd pe un drum pietros se poticne\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ROATA VIE\u021aII<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar dac\u0103 multe ai de oferit
\u0218i \u0219tii s\u0103 te \u00eenv\u00e2r\u021bi prin ast\u0103 lume,
F\u0103c\u00e2nd \u0219i cheag, av\u00e2nd \u0219i bun renume,
Pui stop, c\u00e2nd roata vie\u021bii s-a oprit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar de ajungi savantul emerit
\u00cen glorie, cu sute de volume,
Ce poate omenirea s\u0103 \u00eendrume,
Pui stop, c\u00e2nd roata vie\u021bii s-a oprit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar dac\u0103-n dragoste e\u0219ti \u00eemplinit
\u0218i nu ai peticit-o niciodat\u0103,
Purt\u00e2nd \u00een inim\u0103 aceea\u0219i fat\u0103,
Pui stop, c\u00e2nd roata vie\u021bii s-a oprit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cobori \u00een tin\u0103 gol, cum ai venit,
Chiar dac\u0103 multe ai de oferit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00ceN BAIE, A\u0218EZAT, M\u0102 TAI CU LAMA<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen baie, a\u0219ezat, m\u0103 tai letal,
\u00cen m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103 \u00eemi luce\u0219te lama,
\u00cenjur pe Iliescu \u0219i Obama\u2026
E via\u021ba o scursur\u0103 de canal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 urm\u0103rea succesul colosal,
Sub steaua fast\u0103 m\u0103 n\u0103scuse mama,
Dar totul s-a sf\u00e2r\u0219it, se joac\u0103 drama\u2026
E via\u021ba o scursur\u0103 de canal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M-a s\u0103rutat o dam\u0103 la un bal
\u0218i am sim\u021bit c\u00e2nd ne luase flama,
C\u0103 e \u201edotat\u0103\u201d \u00een exces infama\u2026
E via\u021ba o scursur\u0103 de canal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Azi, o s\u0103-mi tai doar p\u0103rul inghinal\u2026
\u00cen baie, a\u0219ezat, m\u0103 tai letal!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
VIA\u021aA E A\u0218A CUM \u021aI-O FACI<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Destinul meu a fost promi\u021b\u0103tor:
Eram \u00een misiune, pe la mare,
Vindeam porumb, semin\u021be, de gustare,
\u0218i cred c-am prins norocul de picior!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un tip m-a abordat, seduc\u0103tor:
„D\u0103c\u00e2t s-o arzi ca fraiera, la soare,
Te duc io la Dubai, animatoare,
C\u0103 crez c-ai prins norocul d\u0103 picior!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-a spus c\u0103-i dealer \u0219i un pic actor –
Pe loc, i-am dat \u0219i eu o l\u0103murire:
„Sunt poli\u021bist\u0103 sub acoperire
\u0218i cred c-am prins norocul de picior!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen palmares e primul infractor –
Destinul meu a fost promi\u021b\u0103tor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FEMEIA, CALM\u0102, RON\u021a\u0102IA SEMIN\u021aE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeia, calm\u0103, ron\u021b\u0103ia semin\u021be,
\u00cen bar, sorbind cafeaua la o mas\u0103,
Avea doi ochi smoli\u021bi, era frumoas\u0103,
Iar trupu-i radia necuviin\u021be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi s-au aprins ascunse n\u0103zuin\u021be,
Bujia-mi da sc\u00e2nteie \u00een chiulas\u0103,
C\u0103 nu era nici slab\u0103, dar nici gras\u0103,
Iar trupu-i radia necuviin\u021be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N-au trebuit prea multe st\u0103ruin\u021be,
Cu dou\u0103-trei coniace, a cedat:
Un prim s\u0103rut \u0219i am ajuns \u00een pat,
Iar trupu-i radia necuviin\u021be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen timp ce suf\u0103r, ros de neputin\u021be,
Femeia, calm\u0103, ron\u021b\u0103ia semin\u021be!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
INVAZIE DE TERMITE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti termita lucr\u0103toare,
\u0218i-o la\u0219i, te roade la agoniseal\u0103,
Apoi, tot ea \u00ee\u021bi cere socoteal\u0103:
Femeia este o devoratoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se crede cea mai bun\u0103 juc\u0103toare,
La p\u0103c\u0103nele nu-\u0219i d\u0103 osteneal\u0103,
Ci-n Cazino, pe miz\u0103 colosal\u0103:
Femeia este o devoratoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mieroas\u0103 e \u0219i \u00eemp\u0103ciuitoare
De e\u0219ti edilul \u0219ef la prim\u0103rie –
Ea roade, tu ajungi la pu\u0219c\u0103rie:
Femeia este o devoratoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd pleac\u0103, gol r\u0103m\u00e2i, ca-n sc\u0103ld\u0103toare –
De \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti termita lucr\u0103toare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FABUL\u0102 RETRO<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar la Fontaine, un tip pestri\u021b la fiere,
De\u0219i o l\u0103uda c\u0103-i pozitiv\u0103,
Fiind doar amatoare de coliv\u0103\u2026
Nicic\u00e2nd, furnica n-o s\u0103 fac\u0103 miere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La fel se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u0219i cu o muiere,
La \u00eenceput e calm\u0103, concesiv\u0103,
Apoi, treptat, devine posesiv\u0103.
Nicic\u00e2nd, furnica n-o s\u0103 fac\u0103 miere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103rac lipit, cu g\u00e2nduri austere,
Abandon\u00e2nd iluzii \u0219i visare,
Acuma-s c-o albin\u0103 lucr\u0103toare\u2026
Nicic\u00e2nd, furnica n-o s\u0103 fac\u0103 miere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S-a ars cumplit \u0219i suferea-n t\u0103cere,
Chiar la Fontaine, un tip pestri\u021b la fiere!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
TEORIA RELATIVIT\u0102\u021aII<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u0103rbatul este o necesitate,
Ca un breloc, ce \u00eenso\u021be\u0219te cheia
\u0218i se transform\u0103 \u00een ce vrea femeia –
O chestie de\u2026 relativitate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At\u00e2ta doar, c\u0103 el le-ar vrea pe toate:
C\u0103-i blond\u0103, brun\u0103, de-i aprind sc\u00e2nteia,
Rescrie de la cap\u0103t odiseea –
O chestie de\u2026 relativitate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tr\u0103ie\u0219te el \u0219i \u00een captivitate
Sau c\u0103snicie, \u00eens\u0103 d\u0103 s\u0103 zboare
C\u00e2nd simte, brusc, un dor de v\u00e2n\u0103toare –
O chestie de\u2026 relativitate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd ai r\u0103mas cu buzele umflate,
Sim\u021bi c\u0103 b\u0103rbatul e necesitate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
NICI EINSTEIN NU A FOST
A\u0218A DE PROST
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar \u0219i femeia-n lume are-un rost,
Ea este condimentul din friptur\u0103,
E foarte relativ ce bagi \u00een gur\u0103,
Nici Einstein nu a fost a\u0219a de prost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu ea ui\u021bi traiul pa\u0219nic \u0219i anost
\u0218i totul se transform\u0103-n aventur\u0103:
Cu soa\u021ba-n cas\u0103, cu vecina-n \u0219ur\u0103\u2026
Nici Einstein nu a fost a\u0219a de prost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar tot ce-i bun, \u00een via\u021b\u0103, are-un cost,
Iar timpul se contract\u0103, ia vitez\u0103,
Po\u021bi foarte lesne s\u0103 o iei \u00een frez\u0103\u2026
Nici Einstein nu a fost a\u0219a de prost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0103cat, c\u0103 totu\u0219i, nu mai sunt ce-am fost\u2026
Chiar \u0219i femeia-n lume are-un rost!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MUTANTELE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„Femeia te coboar\u0103, te ridic\u0103”
\u0218i trebuie s-arate \u00eentr-un fel
De vrea s\u0103-i pui pe deget un inel:
S\u0103 aib\u0103 trup de amfor\u0103 ant\u00edc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De-\u0219i pune s\u00e2ni silicona\u021bi nu stric\u0103
\u0218i-n buze s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i injecteze gel;
Va fi un atentat la portofel
S\u0103 aib\u0103 trup de amfor\u0103 ant\u00edc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cunosc \u0219i eu o astfel de amic\u0103,
Ce a primit subven\u021bii de la „fo\u0219ti”
\u0218i s-a „tunat” de n-o mai recuno\u0219ti,
S\u0103 aib\u0103 trup de amfor\u0103 ant\u00edc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acum, \u0219i s-o prive\u0219ti \u00ee\u021bi este fric\u0103\u2026
Femeia se coboar\u0103, se ridic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0102TRATE VREAU PE ABDOMEN<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0103trate vreau s\u0103 am pe abdomen,
\u00cen loc de celulit\u0103, col\u0103cei;
Cum ocolit de-o vreme-s de femei,
M\u0103 simt de parc\u0103 m-a lovit un tren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lipsit total de stimul androgen,
De sol, mi-s prinse t\u0103lpile cu clei,
A\u0219 vrea s-arunc \u00een foc vreo zece piei\u2026
M\u0103 simt de parc\u0103 m-a lovit un tren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C-un pixul, dar cu g\u00e2ndul la Eden
Pe burta goal\u0103-mi desenez p\u0103trate;
Efortul e zadarnic, din p\u0103cate\u2026
M\u0103 simt de parc\u0103 m-a lovit un tren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar dac\u0103 au o doz\u0103 de obscen,
P\u0103trate vreau s\u0103 am pe abdomen!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
IFOSE DE POET<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen ochii damelor e\u0219ti preferatul
C\u00e2nd le dedici, \u0219armant, c\u00e2te-un catren,
Le „deraiezi”, dispari pe la refren
\u0218i treci prin via\u021b\u0103 ca acceleratul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poet ca tine n-a v\u0103zut Banatul,
Te plac, te abordeaz\u0103 cu antren,
Se-aga\u021b\u0103 ca vagoanele de tren,
Dar treci prin via\u021b\u0103 ca acceleratul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Degeaba azi pozezi \u00een „afectatul”,
Un ins b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i foarte \u00eensurat,
Ca un vagon retras, dezafectat\u2026
Tu treci prin via\u021b\u0103 ca acceleratul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hai, nu mai face pe nevinovatul:
\u00cen ochii damelor e\u0219ti preferatul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PE LINIE MOART\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar dac\u0103 am memoria precar\u0103
\u0218i suflu greu, ca o locomotiv\u0103,
Cu mare apeten\u021b\u0103 la coliv\u0103,
Pe-o linie am fost uitat, \u00een gar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am ruginit din toamn\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n var\u0103,
Pistonul face-o curs\u0103 depresiv\u0103;
A\u0219 vrea s\u0103 fiu resuscitat de-o div\u0103,
Pe-o linie am fost uitat, \u00een gar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai vreau s\u0103 schimb macazul doar o sear\u0103,
S-arunc departe peticita piele
\u0218i, fluier\u00e2nd, s\u0103 mai str\u0103bat tunele,
Dar ruginit, am fost uitat \u00een gar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u0103 rog, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 face\u021bi de ocar\u0103,
Chiar dac\u0103 am memorie precar\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
IUBIREA, CU EFECT DE KRIPTONIT\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E\u0219ti Superman, femeile scanezi:
Des\u00fauri, forme, calit\u0103\u021bi, defecte
\u0218i ale caracterului aspecte,
Secretele int\u00edme devoalezi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00ce\u021bi r\u00e2zi \u00een barb\u0103 c\u00e2nd le studiezi,
\u0218tii cum trudesc s\u0103 par\u0103-a fi perfecte,
Cum, pentru-a te seduce, fac proiecte\u2026
Secretele int\u00edme devoalezi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i totu\u0219i, una-n inim\u0103 p\u0103strezi,
T\u00e2nje\u0219ti s-o ai prieten\u0103, iubit\u0103,
Risc\u00e2nd privirea ei de kriptonit\u0103\u2026
Secretele int\u00edme devoalezi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103 urci \u00een trenul vie\u021bii ei, cutezi –
E\u0219ti Superman, femeile scanezi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SUPERMAN<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeile expun la aparat,
Pot spune, pentru mine n-au secrete,
Oric\u00e2t ar fi de-ascunse \u0219i discrete,
Un organism, extrem de complicat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Observ c\u00e2nd au toxine la ficat,
Un cord m\u0103rit, culoarea la \u0219osete;
Le pip\u0103i s\u00e2nii mari, pe \u00eendelete\u2026
Un organism, extrem de complicat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai v\u0103d de c\u00e2te ori au \u00een\u0219elat,
De au aman\u021bi, c\u00e2nd fac sau nu fac sex,
Femeile-s interesant complex,
Un organism, extrem de complicat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt doar radiolog, un tip versat,
Femeile expun la aparat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FEMEILE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeile sunt mari necunoscute:
Chiar de ai scaner, ochi cu raze X,
C\u00e2nd pun armura, gata, ai dat chix,
Nu le rezolvi nici p\u00e2n’ la senectute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218tii doar c\u0103 de pe Venus sunt c\u0103zute:
Cu chakre, punctul G – un dublu mix,
Par uneori s\u0103rite de pe fix,
Nu le rezolvi nici p\u00e2n’ la senectute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103, rar, de sunt satisf\u0103cute,
S\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi permit\u0103 chiar s\u0103 le r\u0103sfe\u021bi;
Cu ap\u0103 rece vezi s\u0103 nu te-mbe\u021bi,
Nu le rezolvi nici p\u00e2n’ la senectute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iube\u0219te-le, de asta sunt facute!
Femeile sunt mari necunoscute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
LEGEA TALIONULUI<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeile, av\u00e2nd majoritate
\u0218i \u00een c\u0103min, ba chiar mai nou, la vot,
\u00centr-un mascul, doresc doar un robot,
S\u0103 care, vr\u00e2nd-nevr\u00e2nd, poveri \u00een spate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rujate, din bel\u0219ug siliconate
\u0218i neav\u00e2nd des\u00fauri sub capot,
Pot lesne s\u0103 conving\u0103 un ilot
S\u0103 care, vr\u00e2nd-nevr\u00e2nd, poveri \u00een spate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cemb\u0103tr\u00e2nind, cu fe\u021bele ridate,
De omul \u201ebun la toate\u201d, p\u0103r\u0103site,
Le vezi la pia\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 sunt nevoite
S\u0103 care, vr\u00e2nd-nevr\u00e2nd, poveri \u00een spate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219a r\u0103m\u00e2n cu buzele umflate,
Femeile, av\u00e2nd majoritate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ARTA CERE SACRIFICII<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or fi \u0219i astfel de femei – eu nu-s!
Te-a\u0219tept cu sup\u0103 de coco\u0219, fierbinte,
Cu poale-n br\u00e2u, sumar\u0103 \u00een ve\u0219minte,
S\u0103-\u021bi demonstrez c\u0103 te ador nespus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar sufletul pe tav\u0103 mi l-am pus
(Cu piept cu tot!) s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 sunt cuminte,
(M\u0103 jur pe ale so\u021bilor morminte!)
S\u0103-\u021bi demonstrez c\u0103 te ador nespus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen via\u021ba ta frumosul am adus
\u0218i lupt s\u0103 m\u0103 p\u0103strez seduc\u0103toare,
Desigur, cu a ta sponsorizare,
S\u0103-\u021bi demonstrez c\u0103 te ador nespus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eu nu-s o profitoare, \u021bi-am mai spus,
Or fi \u0219i astfel de femei, eu nu-s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00ceMI CAUT DE URGEN\u021a\u0102 BODYGUARD<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cemi caut de urgen\u021b\u0103 bodyguard,
Sunt \u00een pericol existen\u021bial;
M\u0103 las, rapid, s\u0103 fiu luat de val
\u0218i nimeresc cu oi\u0219tea \u00een gard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar \u00eenrolat sub un m\u0103re\u021b stindard,
Simboliz\u00e2nd un crez monumental,
Fiind naiv cu ochelari de cal
Tot nimeresc cu oi\u0219tea \u00een gard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alerg cu salturi lungi, ca de ghepard,
Mi-e sufletul cicatrizat de frici,
Am vrut s-ajut, la greu, vreo doi amici
\u0218i-am nimerit cu oi\u0219tea \u00een gard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Plin de cucuie, m-am jurat c\u0103-i ard\u2026
\u00cemi caut de urgen\u021b\u0103 bodyguard!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PRIETENA LA NEVOIE SE CUNOA\u0218TE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219a p\u0103\u021besc, de v\u0103d un tip dr\u0103gu\u021b,
M\u0103 las \u00een voia marelui hazard;
Tu dai, timid, cu oi\u0219tea \u00een gard,
Eu cad, \u00een schimb, din lac direct \u00een pu\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te vreau, e adev\u0103rul gol-golu\u021b,
Chiar de nu ai \u00een cont un miliard,
Dar e\u0219ti viril precum un leopard\u2026
Eu cad, \u00een schimb, din lac direct \u00een pu\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu-\u021bi mai ascunde capul, ca un stru\u021b,
Te ap\u0103r, \u0219tiu figuri de karatist,
Deviza mea e „Ha\u0219tag \u0219i rezist”
Dar cad, \u00een schimb, din lac direct \u00een pu\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen pat, te rog, nu-mi cere s\u0103 te cru\u021b\u2026
A\u0219a p\u0103\u021besc, de v\u0103d un tip dr\u0103gu\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
VREME SCHIMB\u0102TOARE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am fost frumos, precum o zi de var\u0103,
Cu soare cald sau cerul \u00eennorat;
Cu oi\u0219tea \u00een gard nu am mai dat,
C\u0103ci sunt de\u0219tept, acum o dau \u00een bar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M-a vizitat Ilie \u00eentr-o sear\u0103,
\u00cen carul s\u0103u, vizibil turmentat,
Cu fulgerul, chiar, m-a amenin\u021bat,
C\u0103ci sunt de\u0219tept, acum o dau \u00een bar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu vreau s-ajung a satului ocar\u0103,
Cu damele-s acuma mai prudent,
Le chem mai rar \u0219i \u00een apartament,
C\u0103ci sunt de\u0219tept, acum o dau \u00een bar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie o sete de Sahar\u0103\u2026
Am fost frumos, precum o zi de var\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SECET\u0102 DE SF\u00c2NTUL ILIE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Frumosule, ai un instinct gregar –
Chiar \u00eensetat de vinuri turburele,
De chefuri cu femei \u0219i cu manele,
Ab\u021bine-te s\u0103 nu calci str\u00e2mb, m\u0103car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Amicul t\u0103u, cinstit \u00een calendar,
Ilie – cel cu ploaia-i pus pe rele,
A r\u0103sturnat c\u0103ru\u021ba lui de stele\u2026
S-a ab\u021binut s\u0103 calce str\u00e2mb, m\u0103car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
D\u0103 fuga \u00een biserici, la pangar,
Ia lum\u00e2n\u0103ri \u0219i pe la sfin\u021bi le-aprinde,
C\u0103-i vai de pielea ta, de te voi prinde!
Ab\u021bine-te, s\u0103 nu calci str\u00e2mb, m\u0103car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De m\u0103 st\u00e2rne\u0219ti, voi fi ca un viespar\u2026
Frumosule, ai un instinct gregar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
APICULTUR\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am zece stupi \u0219i-o via\u021b\u0103 agitat\u0103,
Sunt veritabil animal de prad\u0103,
Cu feromoni dans\u00e2nd \u00een cavalcad\u0103.
Albinele \u00een\u021beap\u0103 doar o dat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De-al lor venin mi-e pielea iritat\u0103,
M\u0103 pl\u00e2ng vecinii c\u00e2nd m\u0103 v\u0103d pe strad\u0103,
Eu jubilez. Chiar dac\u0103-s o gr\u0103mad\u0103,
Albinele \u00een\u021beap\u0103 doar o dat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ilie tun\u0103-n ceruri, deodat\u0103,
E ar\u0219i\u021b\u0103, insectele par bete,
\u00cen stup, \u00een pat, cu ace sau florete,
Albinele \u00een\u021beap\u0103 doar o dat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Azi a intrat \u0219i-o viespe \u00een poiat\u0103;
Am zece stupi \u0219i-o via\u021b\u0103 agitat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
NEXT LEVEL – VIPERA<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i vipera cu corn e-n vog\u0103, iar,
Se unduie\u0219te-n drum – o t\u00e2r\u00e2toare!
\u021ai se \u00eencol\u0103ce\u0219te de picioare,
\u00ce\u021bi d\u0103 senza\u021bia c\u0103 e\u0219ti un arm\u0103sar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N-ai cum s-o \u00eencadrezi \u00eentr-un tipar,
Te-atrage, dar \u00ee\u021bi pui o \u00eentrebare:
E tandr\u0103, sau vrea doar s\u0103 te omoare?
\u00ce\u021bi d\u0103 senza\u021bia c\u0103 e\u0219ti un arm\u0103sar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Veninul ei e sexi, literar,
\u021ai-l picur\u0103, precum o poezie,
Amestec de eres \u0219i fantezie,
\u00ce\u021bi d\u0103 senza\u021bia c\u0103 e\u0219ti un arm\u0103sar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103 te declari imun e \u00een zadar,
C\u00e2nd vipera cu corn e-n vog\u0103, iar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ALERGIC LA VENIN<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O viper\u0103 e pe nedrept blamat\u0103,
Ea st\u0103 pe dup\u0103 pietre, \u00een copaci
\u0218i mu\u0219c\u0103 doar de vrei s\u0103 o ataci\u2026
Femeia are limba bifurcat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E sinuoas\u0103 \u0219i catifelat\u0103,
Te-mbie negre\u0219it s\u0103 o dezbraci,
Dar \u021bi-ar \u00eentinde pielea pe araci\u2026
Femeia are limba bifurcat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu inima pe veci \u00eendoliat\u0103,
Am renun\u021bat la dulcele venin
\u0218i m\u0103 tratez cu antiviperin\u2026
Femeia are limba bifurcat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De oameni, \u00een natur\u0103 protejat\u0103,
O viper\u0103 e pe nedrept blamat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O, TEMPORA! O, MORES!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Privi\u021bi ca entit\u0103\u021bi superioare
De vechii greci ori chiar de faraoni,
Femele-cobre ori masculi-pitoni
Au azi statut de simple t\u00e2r\u00e2toare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femei ce-au fost, c\u00e2ndva, seduc\u0103toare
\u0218i au f\u0103cut din regi ni\u0219te bufoni,
Crez\u00e2ndu-se ai statului piloni,
Au azi statut de simple t\u00e2r\u00e2toare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„Ocul\u021bii lumii”, ce-au condus popoare
Prin ho\u021bi, ce \u0219i-au scos \u021bara la mezat
\u0218i m\u00e2inile cu s\u00e2nge \u0219i-au p\u0103tat,
Au azi statut de simple t\u00e2r\u00e2toare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Destui nebuni s-au vrut, cu disperare,
Privi\u021bi ca entit\u0103\u021bi superioare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00ceN LUME SUNT SCHIMB\u0102RI CE N-AU EGAL
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen lume sunt schimb\u0103ri ce n-au egal,
C\u0103ci m\u00e2ndri tauri fi-vor boi caduci,
B\u0103rba\u021bii, veritabili eunuci,
Iar prostul crede c\u0103 e genial.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Afonii cer succesul epocal,
Un \u021bintirim se leap\u0103d\u0103 de cruci,
Vor vulturii s\u0103 fie gugu\u0219tiuci,
Iar prostul crede c\u0103 e genial.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un general vrea ani de caporal
\u0218i s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 iar din amintiri,
Ar renun\u021ba la bani \u0219i la m\u0103riri\u2026
Iar prostul crede c\u0103 e genial.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am p\u0103rul alb \u0219i ochelari de cal\u2026
\u00cen lume sunt schimb\u0103ri ce n-au egal!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CU SUSUL \u00ceN JOS<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E plin\u0103 lumea de cercopiteci –
Stau at\u00e2rna\u021bi \u00een pom, cu susu-n jos,
Se scarpin\u0103, cu mult tupeu, \u00een dos
\u0218i nu ar frecventa biblioteci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Spre ei nu te \u00eenal\u021bi, ci te apleci,
Au caracter par\u0219iv \u0219i g\u0103unos,
Sus\u021bin c\u0103 cei din jur sunt de prisos
\u0218i nu ar frecventa biblioteci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ei \u0219tiu mai bine duda cum s-o freci –
C\u0103-s \u00eenrudi\u021bi cu politicieni –
Se vor stila\u021bi, da-s ni\u0219te grobieni
\u0218i nu ar frecventa biblioteci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe \u0103\u0219tia nu ai cum s\u0103-i schimbi, \u00een veci!
E plin\u0103 lumea de cercopiteci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SPECII MUTANTE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt animale cel pu\u021bin ciudate
\u00cen labirintul junglei, pe poteci,
Degeaba spun c\u0103 sunt cercopiteci,
C\u00e2nd ei, de fapt, sunt capete p\u0103trate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se ca\u021b\u0103r\u0103 cu zel \u0219i dau din coate,
Iar \u00een tupeu nu po\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eei \u00eentreci;
Se dau rotunzi, ai zice c\u0103-s berbeci,
C\u00e2nd ei, de fapt, sunt capete p\u0103trate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se-nv\u00e2rt \u00een ni\u0219te cercuri r\u0103u famate,
Tr\u0103iesc ca Yeti pe-un picior imens,
Str\u00e2ng bani pe\u0219in, \u00een conturi, f\u0103r\u0103 sens,
C\u00e2nd ei, de fapt, sunt capete p\u0103trate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N-au tat\u0103 \u0219i nici mam\u0103, din p\u0103cate\u2026
Sunt animale cel pu\u021bin ciudate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AI NO\u0218TRI MON\u0218TRI<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tu \u0219tii ce spui, sunt capete p\u0103trate,
Atrase \u00een triunghiuri conjugale,
Cu oscila\u021bii sinusoidale,
Ce de hazard se las\u0103 combinate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
G\u00e2ndesc cu oarece dificultate,
Sedu\u0219i de am\u0103nunte triviale,
Av\u00e2nd probleme comportamentale,
Ce de hazard se las\u0103 combinate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ei sunt aceia ce \u00eempart dreptate
\u0218i-n Occident se duc s\u0103 pupe fese,
Uit\u00e2nd de ale \u021b\u0103rii interese,
Ce de hazard se las\u0103 combinate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen lumea asta, toate-s deformate –
Tu \u0219tii ce spui, sunt capete p\u0103trate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
RUPEREA PISICII<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ale\u0219ii umbl\u0103 des cu fof\u00e2rlica,
Au capete \u00een col\u021buri ascu\u021bite
\u0218i vile, yachturi, conturi burdu\u0219ite,
Dar nu pot rupe, decisiv, pisica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 chinuie \u0219i fierea \u0219i vezica,
Iar pulsu-mi cre\u0219te brusc, pe neg\u00e2ndite,
C\u00e2nd v\u0103d c\u0103 ei, formal, sunt la cu\u021bite,
Dar nu pot rupe, decisiv, pisica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I-a\u0219 \u00eempu\u0219ca cu glon\u021bul \u0219i alica
\u0218i \u00een viscere i-a\u0219 lovi cu cotul,
C\u0103ci sunt hulpavi \u0219i-n \u0219p\u0103gi \u00ee\u0219i bag\u0103 botul,
Dar nu pot rupe, decisiv, pisica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar dac\u0103 nu \u00eei duce bibilica,
Ale\u0219ii umbl\u0103 des cu fof\u00e2rlica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
REAL SAU VIRTUAL?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103 ui\u021bi de lumea fad\u0103, g\u0103unoas\u0103,
Ai vrea s-o iei la trap, spre larga zare,
Dar stai \u0219i te-aciuezi, din \u00eent\u00e2mplare,
Pe feisbuc, ce-\u021bi devine-a doua cas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acolo de nimica nu-\u021bi mai pas\u0103,
E loc de confes\u0103ri \u0219i defulare,
\u00ce\u021bi faci amici, \u00eenve\u021bi s\u0103 faci m\u00e2ncare,
Pe feisbuc, ce-\u021bi devine-a doua cas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Singur\u0103tatea, dac\u0103 te apas\u0103,
Oferta de feline-i variat\u0103,
\u00ce\u021bi sar spontan \u00een poal\u0103, de \u00eendat\u0103,
Pe feisbuc, ce-\u021bi devine-a doua cas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E doar o pl\u0103smuire, dar frumoas\u0103
\u0218i ui\u021bi de lumea fad\u0103, g\u0103unoas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PISICA NECHEMAT\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apare iar pisica, nechemat\u0103,
Indiferent c\u0103-i noapte sau e zi,
Sensibil\u0103-i la vers \u0219i poezii,
Atunci c\u00e2nd este tandru m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cenchide ochii, dar e \u00eencordat\u0103,
Cu g\u00e2ndul la b\u0103rbat \u0219i la copii,
Dar po\u021bi, \u00een ea, leoaica s-o \u00eenvii,
Atunci c\u00e2nd este tandru m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd casc\u0103, pare dezinteresat\u0103,
Dar fii atent de vrei s\u0103 o seduci:
Cu \u0219ans\u0103, o promo\u021bie apuci,
Atunci c\u00e2nd este tandru m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tresar din somn, mi-e noaptea agitat\u0103\u2026
Apare iar pisica, nechemat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AM FOST CHEMAT\u0102!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u021ai-am remarcat amprenta sexual\u0103 –
Cu feromonii nu e de glumit –
\u00cen „visul” t\u0103u m-am strecurat subit,
De ce te la\u0219i acuma pe t\u00e2njal\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Veneam de la petrecerea stradal\u0103
Din Centrul Vechi, pe unde m-am „nuntit”
\u00cen scopul procre\u0103rii, negre\u0219it,
De ce te la\u0219i acuma pe t\u00e2njeal\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt o felin\u0103 blond\u0103, social\u0103,
\u0218i simt intens magia dintre noi,
Promit s\u0103-\u021bi las pe prag c\u00e2\u021biva pisoi,
De ce te la\u0219i acuma pe t\u00e2njeal\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu stric\u0103 \u0219i pu\u021bin\u0103 h\u00e2rjoneal\u0103\u2026
\u021ai-am remarcat amprenta sexual\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AMPRENTE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu tu\u0219ul negru, am r\u0103mas pe labe,
Amprenta mea, mai grea ca o \u0219enil\u0103,
S-a imprimat pe coasta ta fragil\u0103,
Precum un psalm cu litere arabe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te-am desc\u00e2ntat, am apelat la babe,
La horoscoape, fil\u0103 dup\u0103 fil\u0103,
Dar toat\u0103 zdroaba s-a v\u0103dit futil\u0103,
Precum un psalm cu litere arabe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eu te-a\u0219 iubi, dar \u0219ansele-mi sunt slabe,
Chiar poezia pare-a fi proscris\u0103,
C\u0103ci la mo\u0219negi, iubirea-i interzis\u0103,
Precum un psalm cu litere arabe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Amorul nu se vinde pe tarabe\u2026
Cu tu\u0219ul negru, am r\u0103mas pe labe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SPIRIT(UAL)UL<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen\u0219iri, cum \u00ee\u021bi e felul, verzi \u0219i-uscate,
\u00cen vreme ce m\u0103 explorezi, atent,
Pe piele-mi scrii, ca pe un pergament –
\u00cemi par hieroglife, din p\u0103cate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rondeluri triste-mi scrijele\u0219ti pe spate,
Sonetele pe bra\u021be – cu talent,
Pe t\u0103lpi pui ceva tantric \u0219i ardent –
\u00cemi par hieroglife, din p\u0103cate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eu \u00eenc\u0103 stau la p\u00e2nd\u0103, poate-poate
Ai s\u0103 te iei \u0219i de ceva\u2026 trupesc,
Nu insista, c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 citesc –
\u00cemi par hieroglife, din p\u0103cate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen loc s\u0103 mearg\u0103 totul ca pe roate,
\u00cen\u0219iri, cum \u00ee\u021bi e felul, verzi \u0219i-uscate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
VERZI \u0218I USCATE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beau ceaiuri, zi de zi \u0219i ceas de ceas,
Din flori uscate, r\u0103d\u0103cini, ghimbir,
Ar trebui s\u0103 scad, dar m\u0103 tot mir\u2026
C\u00e2ntarul spune, cinic, c\u0103 sunt gras.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu medicii stau ziua la taifas,
La pop\u0103 m\u0103 ascund sub patrafir,
Nevasta m\u0103 p\u0103ze\u0219te ca un zbir\u2026
C\u00e2ntarul spune cinic c\u0103 sunt gras.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen zori de zi, pun ap\u0103 \u00eentr-un vas
La fiert, ba chiar \u0219i vodc\u0103-n samovar,
Dar tot efortul este \u00een zadar\u2026
C\u00e2ntarul spune cinic c\u0103 sunt gras.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 Teodora Pas\u2026
Beau ceaiuri, zi de zi \u0219i ceas de ceas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MODEL DE CUR\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De vrei s\u0103 te consideri top model,
Alegi amicii care te-aduleaz\u0103,
Oglinzi curbate, ce te-avantajeaz\u0103
\u0218i\u2026 pari sub\u021bire, tras ca prin inel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nci mai mult de un purcel,
Mujdei, cartofi pr\u0103ji\u021bi, ce se „cupleaz\u0103”
Cu Grasa de Cotnari, (c\u00e2t este treaz\u0103)
\u0218i\u2026 pari sub\u021bire, tras ca prin inel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alint\u0103-\u021bi burdihanul: „p\u00e2ntecel”,
Arat\u0103 portofelul, toate cele,
S\u0103 vad\u0103 m\u00e2ndrele c\u0103 ai lovele
\u0218i\u2026 pari sub\u021bire, tras ca prin inel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ascult\u0103-mi sfatul \u0219i nu fi rebel,
De vrei s\u0103 te consideri top model.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00ceNDOIAL\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu pot s\u0103 cred ce spune un c\u00e2ntar,
Chiar dac\u0103 e de fi\u021be, electronic;
\u00cenalt, ca obeliscul faraonic,
Sunt neclintit ca St\u00e2nca Gibraltar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fac mici \u0219i ceaf\u0103 gras\u0103 la gr\u0103tar,
Beau bere \u0219i nu \u021bin regim draconic:
De\u0219i m\u0103 mi\u0219c precum un supersonic,
Sunt neclintit ca St\u00e2nca Gibraltar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se spune, ca poet, c\u0103-s plin de har,
Scriu fabule \u0219i epigrame mii,
Chiar sunt mi\u0219cat de versul liric \u0219i
Sunt neclintit ca st\u00e2nca Gibraltar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd \u0219tiu c\u0103 adev\u0103ru-i \u00een pahar,
Nu pot s\u0103 cred ce spune un c\u00e2ntar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PONOASELE CELEBRIT\u0102\u021aII<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La drept vorbind, e\u0219ti un b\u0103rbat „sub\u021bire”:
Averea, cel pu\u021bin \u00een teorie,
\u021ai-e toat\u0103 a\u0219ternut\u0103 pe h\u00e2rtie,
Cu un suav parfum de nemurire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E\u0219ti c\u00e2nt\u0103rit de fane c-o privire:
Trec peste p\u00e2ntec, v\u00e2rst\u0103 ori chelie,
Un soi de Micle ar dori s\u0103-\u021bi fie,
Cu un suav parfum de nemurire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dau laicuri, inimi \u0219i distribuire
\u0218i vorbe dulci, \u00eenc\u00e2t a ta nevast\u0103
Devine Furie pe feisbuc \u0219i n\u0103past\u0103,
Cu un suav parfum de nemurire,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iar tu-i vei fi dator cu-o l\u0103murire\u2026
La drept vorbind, e\u0219ti un b\u0103rbat „sub\u021bire”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218ORICI SUB\u021aIRE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen ast\u0103 lume-s oameni mari \u0219i mici,
\u00cenal\u021bi \u0219i gra\u0219i iar al\u021bii slabi \u0219i scunzi,
Dar caracterul nu po\u021bi s\u0103-l ascunzi,
Se vede diferen\u021ba\u2026 la \u0219orici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Le ies prin piele \u021bepi ca de arici,
Sunt porci spino\u0219i, dar spun c\u0103-s pudibunzi,
De e\u0219ti atent, nu po\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eei confunzi,
Se vede diferen\u021ba\u2026 la \u0219orici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ale\u0219ii no\u0219tri, \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bi\u021bi \u00een clici,
Ne am\u0103gesc, spun\u00e2nd c\u0103 sunt cura\u021bi,
Dar sunt, de fapt, dalma\u021bieni p\u0103ta\u021bi,
Se vede diferen\u021ba\u2026 la \u0219orici,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219a cum sunt \u0219i \u0219erpi, dar \u0219i limbrici,
\u00cen ast\u0103 lume,-s oameni mari \u0219i mici!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DESPRE UNUL CU \u0218ORICIUL GROS<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-a dat papucii pentru o lungan\u0103,
Iubitul, ce-mi spunea c\u0103 m\u0103 ador\u0103;
\u00cemi repro\u0219eaz\u0103 azi c\u0103-s omnivor\u0103
\u0218i vrea o fuf\u0103 sexi \u0219i vegan\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar el, ce declara c\u0103 fleica-i hran\u0103,
Iar pe legum\u0103, sincer, o ignor\u0103,
M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 la salat\u0103 de vreo or\u0103
\u0218i vrea o fuf\u0103 sexi \u0219i vegan\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eu \u00eel provoc, \u0219tiind c\u0103-i doar o toan\u0103,
Cu tava de friptur\u0103 \u0219i sarmale
\u0218i bucurii la damele normale,
Nu la o fuf\u0103 sexi \u0219i vegan\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu-l voi ierta c\u0103, disp\u0103r\u00e2nd \u00een goan\u0103,
Mi-a dat papucii pentru o lungan\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SUNT CARNIVOR<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nici fructele n-au gustul de jambon,
C\u0103rni\u021ba este net superioar\u0103,
De-aceea eu prefer o domni\u0219oar\u0103
Cu s\u00e2ni gigantici, f\u0103r\u0103 silicon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2ndva st\u0103team \u00een gar\u0103, la peron
\u0218i a\u0219teptam ca trenul s\u0103 apar\u0103,
C\u00e2nd ea, subit, s-a ar\u0103tat, sprin\u021bar\u0103,
Cu s\u00e2ni gigantici, f\u0103r\u0103 silicon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Probabil sunt v\u00e2nat de ghinion,
C\u0103ci am g\u0103sit la ea, urc\u00e2nd \u00een tren,
Un pepene ascuns \u00een sutien,
Nu s\u00e2ni gigantici, f\u0103r\u0103 silicon\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I-am dat papucii, chiar de-s galanton\u2026
Nici fructele n-au gustul de jambon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AMOR CARNAL<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cenchin o od\u0103 stra\u0219nicei friptane
\u00cen sos picant, mujdei de usturoi,
Ce mi-a adus b\u0103rbatul \u00eenapoi;
Acu’ m\u0103 sal\u021bi \u00een sl\u0103vi, ca pe icoane\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Din ra\u021ba pe curechi ai rupt hartane
\u0218i ciorb\u0103 ai m\u00e2ncat cu-n linguroi,
Pl\u0103cintelor le-ai declarat r\u0103zboi;
Acu’ m\u0103 sal\u021bi \u00een sl\u0103vi, ca pe icoane\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„Vegana” era numa’ silicoane,
V\u0103z\u00e2ndu-\u021bi contul, s-a \u0219i dezumflat,
C\u00e2nd \u0219i-a dat frunza jos, te-ai speriat;
Acu’ m\u0103 sal\u021bi \u00een sl\u0103vi, ca pe icoane\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Extaziat de vechile-mi balcoane,
\u00cenchini o od\u0103 stra\u0219nicei friptane!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AMOR VEGETAL<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E chior\u0103it de ma\u021be \u00een iatac,
A fost amor total, exacerbat,
Experien\u021ba \u00eens\u0103-a demonstrat:
Amorul trece, sigur, prin stomac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen van m\u0103n\u00e2nci salat\u0103 \u0219i spanac,
E\u0219ti verde ca \u0219i c\u00e2mpu-nrourat,
Dar cand e vorba de polenizat,
Amorul trece sigur prin stomac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Friptura la gr\u0103tar sau sub capac,
Te-ncarc\u0103-n mod subit cu energii,
Spore\u0219te pofta de f\u0103cut copii\u2026
Amorul trece sigur prin stomac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se-aude-un zgomot, parc\u0103-s broa\u0219te-n lac\u2026
E chior\u0103it de ma\u021be \u00een iatac!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O COLIT\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A fost un episod nefericit,
E drept c\u0103 „ochii v\u0103d, inima cere”,
Dar \u021bi-a trecut, \u0219i dup-un bax de bere,
Din dormitor se-aude-un sfor\u0103it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu o colit\u0103 mi te-ai pricopsit,
(\u0218i prurit \u00eentr-un loc), plus o durere
\u00cen suflet, c\u00e2nd \u021bi-a spus „la revedere!”\u2026
Din dormitor, se-aude-un sfor\u0103it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acuma e\u0219ti s\u0103tul \u0219i obosit,
C\u0103 ai m\u00e2ncat platoul de piftie,
Fasole cu ciolan \u0219i o r\u0103chie\u2026
Din dormitor, se-aude-un sfor\u0103it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La pieptul meu dormi tare lini\u0219tit\u2026
A fost un episod nefericit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ALERT\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen lume, situa\u021bia e grav\u0103,
To\u021bi porcii au urcat pe rotisor,
S-au sinucis, curcanii,-s la cuptor,
E ca la Babel, ceart\u0103 \u0219i g\u00e2lceav\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt carnivori ce nu dau o carboav\u0103,
Le pic\u0103 g\u00e2sculi\u021bele u\u0219or,
Chiar puici ce au aspect provocator\u2026
E ca la Babel, ceart\u0103 \u0219i g\u00e2lceav\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femei cu spinii lungi, ca de agav\u0103,
M\u0103 h\u0103r\u021buiesc \u00een fiecare zi,
Degeaba am fripturi \u0219i fudulii,
E ca la Babel, ceart\u0103 \u0219i g\u00e2lceav\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt izolat complet, ca-ntr-o enclav\u0103,
\u00cen lume, situa\u021bia e grav\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
REGIM DE\u2026 AVARIE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trec la regim – l\u0103m\u00e2i cu ap\u0103 plat\u0103,
De dragul t\u0103u, vreau s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n frumoas\u0103,
Adio pr\u0103jituri \u0219i carne gras\u0103 –
Dau un regat, pe-o frunz\u0103 de salat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103-\u021bi par suav\u0103 \u0219i catifelat\u0103,
Iar talia s\u0103-mi fie ml\u0103dioas\u0103,
R\u0103bd\u0103ri pr\u0103jite voi m\u00e2nca la mas\u0103 –
Dau un regat, pe-o frunz\u0103 de salat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doar \u021bie-\u021bi voi g\u0103ti ca alt\u0103dat\u0103
\u0218i am s\u0103 fiu desertul t\u0103u surpriz\u0103,
De n-am s\u0103 fac, de foame, vr\u00e9o criz\u0103 –
Dau un regat, pe-o frunz\u0103 de salat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alung din minte pofta vinovat\u0103,
Trec la regim – l\u0103m\u00e2i cu ap\u0103 plat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PLATITUDINE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lui Tata-Mare-i dau acum dreptate,
Un om sf\u0103tos, cu glasul ap\u0103sat,
Era fierar, c-un spate foarte lat:
\u201e\u00cen lume, e exces de lucruri plate\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Arunc\u0103 platitudini r\u0103suflate
Ale\u0219i ce cu speran\u021b\u0103 i-am votat,
Cu creier mic, lucios \u0219i nivelat:
„\u00cen lume, e exces de lucruri plate”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i laptele-i b\u0103tut de nu se poate,
E plat\u0103 apa, traiul e vegan,
Ba sunt femei cu pieptul foarte plan\u2026
„\u00cen lume, e exces de lucruri plate”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i g\u00e2ndurile-mi sunt aplatizate\u2026
Lui Tata-Mare-i dau acum dreptate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CINE NU ARE B\u0102TR\u00c2NI
S\u0102-\u0218I CUMPERE
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu trandafiri mi-ai ap\u0103rut \u00een fa\u021b\u0103,
Spun\u00e2nd c\u0103 vrei s\u0103 fiu a ta iubit\u0103
\u0218i-am acceptat, \u0219tiind c\u0103-\u021bi sunt ursit\u0103,
A\u0219a mi-a dat bunica mea pova\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u021ai-am devenit, \u00een scurt\u0103 vreme, soa\u021b\u0103,
\u0218i-am fost perechea cea mai potrivit\u0103,
\u00cen vis eu te-am v\u0103zut doar o clipit\u0103,
A\u0219a mi-a dat bunica mea pova\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103, dac\u0103 ai noroc, \u00een via\u021b\u0103\u2026
De\u0219i-s emancipat\u0103 \u0219i modern\u0103,
Mi-am pus un fir de busuioc sub pern\u0103,
A\u0219a mi-a dat bunica mea pova\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acuma, tu, iubite, m\u0103 \u00eenva\u021b\u0103\u2026
Cu trandafiri mi-ai ap\u0103rut \u00een fa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MARF\u0102 VANDABIL\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E frig \u0219i e z\u0103pad\u0103 pe alei,
Innoad\u0103 gerul \u021bur\u021burii pe u\u0219i,
\u00cen \u0219ort, cu cizme nalte \u0219i m\u0103nu\u0219i,
Am ap\u0103rut cu ginga\u0219i ghiocei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S-au minunat vecinii de la trei,
O ga\u0219c\u0103 numeroas\u0103 de la Hu\u0219i,
Cam alcoolici, pro\u0219ti \u0219i b\u0103t\u0103u\u0219i,
C-am ap\u0103rut cu ginga\u0219i ghiocei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu pectorali sculpta\u021bi \u00een col\u021b de stei,
Doar \u00een bichini, nu ca \u00een alte d\u0103\u021bi,
\u00cen barba sur\u0103, plete \u0219i must\u0103\u021bi
Am ap\u0103rut cu ginga\u0219i ghiocei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Deschide iute u\u0219a, de m\u0103 vrei,
E frig \u0219i e z\u0103pad\u0103 pe alei!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
VIA\u021aA, PERMANENT DUEL<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tu e\u0219ti al prim\u0103verii menestrel,
Apollo-n varianta conjugal\u0103,
Dar eu am o problem\u0103 de moral\u0103 –
Refuz pozi\u021bia de „ghiocel”!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Admir \u021binuta dreapt\u0103, ca model
Acas\u0103 \u0219i \u00een via\u021ba social\u0103,
Dar nu accept nici hamuri, nici z\u0103bal\u0103 –
Refuz pozi\u021bia de „ghiocel”!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen loc de flori, s\u0103 vii cu un rondel
\u0218i-un g\u00e2nd curat sub t\u00e2mple argintate,
A ta voi fi, dar cer egalitate –
Refuz pozi\u021bia de „ghiocel”!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen via\u021ba asta, permanent duel,
Tu e\u0219ti al prim\u0103verii menestrel\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
VIA\u021aA, PLUTON DE EXECU\u021aIE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219 prefera s\u0103 fiu o p\u0103p\u0103die,
Pufos \u0219i moale, s\u0103 m\u0103 dau \u00een v\u00e2nt,
S\u0103 fac femeia, doar cu un cuv\u00e2nt,
S\u0103-mi pice, ca \u0219i musca-n farfurie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt p\u0103c\u0103tos, \u00een jur e anarhie,
Nici b\u0103ncile nu au nimica sf\u00e2nt,
A\u0219 vrea ca \u0219i b\u0103nu\u021bii s\u0103-i desc\u00e2nt,
S\u0103-mi pice, ca \u0219i musca-n farfurie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar cum tr\u0103iesc mereu pe veresie,
Din r\u0103sputeri, pe sume de nimic,
A\u0219 vrea, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, m\u0103car un mic,
S\u0103-mi pice, ca \u0219i musca-n farfurie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dec\u00e2t cu o insect\u0103 pe chelie,
A\u0219 prefera s\u0103 fiu o p\u0103p\u0103die.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„OMUL E O TRESTIE G\u00c2NDITOARE”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219 vrea s\u0103 fiu o trestie ml\u0103die,
Ivit\u0103 dintr-ale iubirii ape,
\u00cen delta inimii s\u0103-\u021bi fiu aproape\u2026
Iar de n-a\u0219 fi, nu-i nicio tragedie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ori muz\u0103, s\u0103 inspir la poezie
Sau dulci arpegii, pe-ale vie\u021bii clape,
Din harul meu, arti\u0219tii s\u0103 se-adape\u2026
Iar de n-a\u0219 fi, nu-i nicio tragedie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103 fiu o simpl\u0103 coal\u0103 de h\u00e2rtie,
Pe care, condamnat la suferin\u021b\u0103,
Un om \u00ee\u0219i scrie ultima dorin\u021b\u0103\u2026
Iar de n-a\u0219 fi, nu-i nicio tragedie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fragil\u0103, g\u00e2nditoare sau zurlie,
A\u0219 vrea s\u0103 fiu o trestie ml\u0103die.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SOART\u0102 DE URZIC\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prefer s\u0103 am o soart\u0103 de urzic\u0103,
Abil disimulat\u0103 \u00eentre flori,
Te scap\u0103 de prieteni \u201es\u0103ritori\u201d,
Fiind \u021bepos, inspir respect \u0219i fric\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu \u201epretinii\u201d, c\u00e2nd merg la \u201euna mic\u0103\u201d
\u0218i m\u0103 \u00eentorc, pe trei c\u0103r\u0103ri, \u00een zori,
Pruden\u021bi, vecinii pun \u00eencuietori\u2026
Fiind \u021bepos, inspir respect \u0219i fric\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar \u0219efi ce firu-n patru \u00eel despic\u0103,
\u00cemi dau ocol, cu grij\u0103, sunt pruden\u021bi:
\u0218i s\u0103 \u00eemi dea un \u0219ut sunt reticen\u021bi\u2026
Fiind \u021bepos, inspir respect \u0219i fric\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen loc s\u0103 fiu o biat\u0103 stea pitic\u0103,
Prefer s\u0103 am o soart\u0103 de urzic\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PLANTE CARNIVORE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De\u0219i \u00een\u021bep, b\u0103rba\u021bii m\u0103 ador\u0103
Din primul rendez-vous, la o cafea,
C\u00e2nd m\u0103 prezint, cu glas de catifea:
„Sunt Dionaea, planta carnivor\u0103”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ei cred c\u0103 eu glumesc \u0219i intr\u0103-n hor\u0103,
\u00cemi dau acces direct la te\u0219cherea,
C\u0103-s fier\u021bi pe lookul meu de fat\u0103 rea –
Sunt Dionaea, planta carnivor\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Degeaba, c\u00e2nd \u00eei prind, ei m\u0103 implor\u0103
Ca din capcan\u0103 s\u0103-i eliberez,
Eu ca pe musculi\u021be-i devorez –
Sunt Dionaea, planta carnivor\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pot consuma cam unul \u00eentr-o or\u0103;
De\u0219i \u00een\u021bep, b\u0103rba\u021bii m\u0103 ador\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
HRAN\u0102 S\u0102N\u0102TOAS\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De\u0219i trecut demult de apogeu,
Ba chiar pe drumul c\u0103tre senectute,
Cum excelam la multe atribute,
Femeile m-au devorat mereu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pot spune c\u0103-s gigant \u0219i nu pigmeu,
Cu buzunare doldora de sute,
Dar materialiste, pref\u0103cute,
Femeile m-au devorat mereu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar \u0219i falimentar, ajuns plebeu,
Cum am r\u0103mas b\u0103tr\u00e2nul sex-simbol,
Cu sare \u0219i piper, aproape gol,
Femeile m-au devorat mereu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 consolez cu c\u00e2te-un decolteu\u2026
De\u0219i-s trecut demult de apogeu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
NE STAI \u00ceN G\u00c2T<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se pare c\u0103 din cer ai cobor\u00e2t,
De ferice\u0219ti suflarea feminin\u0103
S\u0103 ia \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tur\u0103 \u0219i lumin\u0103\u2026
Donjuanismul t\u0103u ne st\u0103 \u00een g\u00e2t!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu neg c\u0103 ai dreptate, c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t,
C\u0103 doar \u021bi-am fost, o vreme, concubin\u0103;
E\u0219ti bun, f\u0103le\u0219te-te, dar \u00een surdin\u0103:
Donjuanismul t\u0103u \u00eemi st\u0103 \u00een g\u00e2t!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Noi, fanele smerite-am hot\u0103r\u00e2t,
O troi\u021b\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi facem, cu f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103,
Ca pomenit s\u0103 fii (o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103)\u2026
Donjuanismul t\u0103u ne st\u0103 \u00een g\u00e2t!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At\u00e2ta e\u0219ti de minunat, \u00eenc\u00e2t
Se pare c\u0103 din cer ai cobor\u00e2t!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CUM MI-O FI SOARTA<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Din facere-s dotat, obez, ur\u00e2t,
C\u0103 unii mi-au f\u0103cut din lemn, altare,
De viu, s\u0103 m\u0103 pr\u0103jeasc\u0103 pe frigare,
\u0218tiind c\u0103 nu-s din ceruri cobor\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prin s\u0103li de tribunal am fost t\u00e2r\u00e2t,
De-ncornora\u021bi cu bani \u00een buzunare,
Dorindu-\u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 vad\u0103 la r\u0103coare,
\u0218tiind c\u0103 nu-s din ceruri cobor\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Credeau pizma\u0219ii c\u0103 m-au omor\u00e2t,
Dar m-a salvat de ei o avocat\u0103,
La pat \u0219i bar\u0103, bun\u0103 \u0219i versat\u0103,
\u0218tiind c\u0103 nu-s din ceruri cobor\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N-o s\u0103 m\u0103 las prea lesne dobor\u00e2t:
Din facere-s dotat, obez, ur\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AVOCATA DIAVOLULUI<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eu sunt sus-pomenita avocat\u0103,
A diavolului\u2026 \u0219i-a lui Dumnezeu,
Fac negrul, alb \u0219i geniu din pigmeu,
C\u00e2nd merg cu ei la dreapta judecat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clien\u021bii mei ies to\u021bi basma curat\u0103,
Iar c\u00e2nd pledez, \u00eei ap\u0103r ca un leu,
Procesul, s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tig, e un cli\u0219eu,
C\u00e2nd merg cu ei la dreapta judecat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De cazul t\u0103u sunt, sincer, fascinat\u0103,
L-am studiat \u0219i nu-i deloc anost,
C\u0103ci eu \u00eemi \u0219tiu clien\u021bii pe de rost,
C\u00e2nd merg cu ei la dreapta judecat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe tine te-a\u0219 mai ap\u0103ra o dat\u0103 –
Eu sunt sus-pomenita avocat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
VORBA DULCE\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E\u0219ti Circe, vr\u0103jitoarea avocat,
Ai negi pe nas, dar \u0219i canini feroce
Dar foarte lesne po\u021bi, doar cu-a ta voce
S\u0103 schimbi un eunuc \u00eentr-un b\u0103rbat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu-i bai c\u0103-i inocent sau vinovat,
C\u0103 are exprim\u0103ri cam echivoce,
Po\u021bi doar cu tonuri bl\u00e2nde sau atroce,
S\u0103 schimbi un eunuc \u00eentr-un b\u0103rbat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu ou\u0103le te-ai specializat
De t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, \u0219tii bine meseria:
Po\u021bi, c-ai lucrat c\u00e2ndva la Crevedia,
S\u0103 schimbi un eunuc \u00eentr-un b\u0103rbat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acum, c\u0103 \u0219i la bar\u0103-ai exersat,
E\u0219ti Circe, vr\u0103jitoarea avocat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M-AI DIBUIT<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt Circe – un secret mi-ai dibuit,
Dar n-ai habar de ce puteam eu face,
Cum transformam b\u0103rba\u021bi \u00een dobitoace,
Pe scurt, adic\u0103, i-am „\u00eembrobodit”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tu semeni cu Ulise, un iubit
Ce-a rezistat la vraja mea, tenace,
Apoi l-am r\u0103spl\u0103tit ced\u00e2nd, st\u00e2ngace,
Pe scurt, adic\u0103, l-am „\u00eembrobodit”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu tine urm\u0103resc un joc cinstit:
\u00ce\u021bi dau dot\u0103ri de arm\u0103sar de ras\u0103,
De \u00eemi dedici volumul ce-o s\u0103 ias\u0103\u2026
Pe scurt, adic\u0103, m-ai „\u00eembrobodit”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219tept doar un r\u0103spuns, la asfin\u021bit –
Sunt Circe – un secret mi-ai dibuit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SUNT DEPENDENT DE VOCEA TA<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt dependent de vocea ta, total,
Cocteilul de vocale \u0219i consoane,
Ca un torent, \u021b\u00e2\u0219nit din telefoane\u2026
Doar trebuie s\u0103 \u00eemi trimi\u021bi semnal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 deplasez la vale \u0219i la deal
M\u00e2nat de doruri, strig \u00een megafoane,
Arunc, de la distan\u021b\u0103, buzdugane,
Doar trebuie s\u0103 \u00eemi trimi\u021bi semnal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Azv\u00e2rl \u0219i din copite ca un cal,
Cu spuma alb\u0103 \u0219iroind pe crup\u0103,
Priponul este gata s\u0103 s\u0103 se rup\u0103,
Doar trebuie s\u0103 \u00eemi trimi\u021bi semnal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
D\u0103-mi bipuri, n-am Iphone, nici capital\u2026
Sunt dependent de vocea ta, total!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DEPENDENT\u0102 DE T\u0102CERE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd taci, devin, \u00een mod subit, prudent\u0103,
De parc\u0103 lumea-ntreag\u0103 se scufund\u0103,
Ori uit\u0103 s\u0103 respire o secund\u0103\u2026
Eu de t\u0103cerea ta sunt dependent\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103-ntreb de nu cumva vreo confident\u0103
\u021ai-a spus ceva ce, poate, m\u0103 \u00eenfund\u0103 –
Nu pot s\u0103 cred c-ar fi a\u0219a imund\u0103\u2026
Eu de t\u0103cerea ta sunt dependent\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Voi \u00eencerca s\u0103 fiu \u0219i mai atent\u0103
Cu micile amoruri de o noapte,
S\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi livrez doar z\u00e2mbet, miere, lapte\u2026
Eu de t\u0103cerea ta sunt dependent\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M-am lini\u0219tit, \u021bi-aud iar vocea lent\u0103;
C\u00e2nd taci, devin, \u00een mod subit, prudent\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00c2ND TAC, SE-ASCUNDE SOARELE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd tac, se-ascunde soarele pe cer
\u0218i se opre\u0219te-n mod instant mareea,
\u00cen a\u0219ternuturi tremur\u0103 femeia,
Mul\u021bi spun c\u0103 am instincte de hingher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu-s surdomut, c\u0103ci uneori mai zbier,
C\u00e2nd m\u0103 atinge la fitil sc\u00e2nteia
\u0218i-atunci, mai bine fugi \u00een Eritreea\u2026
Mul\u021bi spun c\u0103 am instincte de hingher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu ochiul rece ca un frigider,
Eu te scanez, precum o piaz\u0103 rea,
S\u0103 nu te schimbi cumva \u00eentr-o c\u0103\u021bea\u2026
Mul\u021bi spun c\u0103 am instincte de hingher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De ieri la tine-s \u00een \u0219ifonier\u2026
C\u00e2nd tac, se-ascunde soarele pe cer!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
NU MAI AUD!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd te aud, m\u0103-ntind ca o peltea
Ori, poate, un baton de plastilin\u0103,
De \u00eemi \u0219opte\u0219ti, cu vocea ta divin\u0103:
„Tu e\u0219ti cea mai str\u0103lucitoare stea!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd \u00eemi reci\u021bi, duios, o „poezea”,
Eu torc mai abitir ca o felin\u0103
\u0218i \u00ee\u021bi cedez c\u00e2nd spui ce m\u0103 alin\u0103:
„Tu e\u0219ti cea mai str\u0103lucitoare stea!”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dulapului i-ai cam f\u0103cut saftea
Chiar vineri, c\u00e2nd sunt multe ceasuri rele
\u0218i-al meu b\u0103rbat \u021bi-a zis, printre m\u0103sele:
„Tu e\u0219ti cea mai str\u0103lucitoare stea!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am ochii vine\u021bi, ca de peruzea,
C\u00e2nd v\u0103 aud, m\u0103-ntind ca o peltea\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
GHINION<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu m-am lipit nicic\u00e2nd de vreun c\u00e2\u0219tig,
C\u0103ci via\u021ba crud\u0103 nu m\u0103 prea r\u0103sfa\u021b\u0103:
Am pus odat\u0103, din bel\u0219ug, dulcea\u021b\u0103\u2026
\u0218i m-am ales cu g\u0103uri \u00een covrig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ca scarabeul, baliga durig,
Nu pot s\u0103 am o fa\u021b\u0103 z\u00e2mb\u0103rea\u021b\u0103,
Prea mult\u0103 p\u00e2ine n-am avut \u00een via\u021b\u0103,
\u0218i m-am ales cu g\u0103uri \u00een covrig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-am smuls tot p\u0103rul, sup\u0103rat \u0219i strig,
C\u00e2nd trist, m\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103se\u0219te-o demoazel\u0103,
Frumoas\u0103, alb\u0103, dulce, o franzel\u0103\u2026
\u0218i m-am ales cu g\u0103uri \u00een covrig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt ca un pe\u0219te-n nas cu un c\u00e2rlig\u2026
Nu m-am lipit nicic\u00e2nd de vreun c\u00e2\u0219tig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
NICIO MAS\u0102 F\u0102R\u0102 PE\u0218TE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cemi sim\u021bi deja c\u00e2rligul? D\u0103-te prins,
Oricum nu scapi, nu sunt ca alte fete,
M\u0103 bag la sturion, nu la oblete,
Eu am \u00eentotdeauna „fir \u00eentins”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vorbe\u0219ti de nade? Sunt de ne\u00eenvins:
Cu undi\u021be, momeli \u0219i mulinete,
Un arsenal de tehnici \u0219i lansete,
Eu am \u00eentotdeauna „fir \u00eentins”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hai, nu te zbate! Po\u021bi s\u0103 fii convins
C\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00eemi vei \u00eemplini dorin\u021be,
Vor ap\u0103rea pl\u0103cute consecin\u021be,
Eu am \u00eentotdeauna „fir \u00eentins”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stai ca pe plit\u0103 \u0219i te-ai cam \u00eencins\u2026
\u00cemi sim\u021bi deja c\u00e2rligul? D\u0103-te prins!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PE\u0218TELE DE LA CAP SE \u00ceMPUTE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E risc major, c\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103 prinzi un pe\u0219te,
Aperitiv, la sticla de Merlot,
C-un dans lasciv, o sut\u0103 \u00een chilot,
S\u0103 sim\u021bi ceva palpabil \u00eentre de\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu fiecare sear\u0103 miza cre\u0219te,
Ieri cu un \u021b\u00e2r iar azi c-un ca\u0219alot,
Cu Mercedes \u0219i cont de mafiot,
S\u0103 sim\u021bi ceva palpabil \u00eentre de\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar dac\u0103-i mut \u0219i pe\u0219tele g\u00e2nde\u0219te,
Degeaba stai cu r\u00e2ma-n pielea goal\u0103,
\u021ai-a dat b\u0103net, fi\u0219icuri, ca momeal\u0103,
S\u0103 sim\u021bi ceva palpabil \u00eentre de\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un morcov, sigur, nu te p\u0103c\u0103le\u0219te\u2026
E risc major, c\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103 prinzi un pe\u0219te!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PE\u0218TELE E BUN PE FARFURIE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce spui, pe mine m\u0103 \u00eendrept\u0103\u021be\u0219te
S\u0103 cred c\u0103 e\u0219ti, pesemne, vreo iscoad\u0103
\u0218i, deghizat, cu branhii, solzi \u0219i coad\u0103,
Ai adoptat comportament de pe\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La orice pas, primejdia p\u00e2nde\u0219te,
Sunt lupte pentru teritorii, strad\u0103,
Pe\u0219toaicele, de regul\u0103, cad prad\u0103\u2026
Ai adoptat comportament de pe\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218tii multe despre cum se „pescuie\u0219te”;
\u00cen loc s\u0103-i savurezi pe farfurie
Divinul gust, sub crusta aurie,
Ai adoptat comportament de pe\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„De pe\u0219tii r\u0103i, Preasfinte, ne p\u0103ze\u0219te!”
S\u0103 spun, pe mine m\u0103 \u00eendrept\u0103\u021be\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PE\u0218TI DE USCAT<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lor nu le pute gura de la ceap\u0103
\u0218i sub saltea str\u00e2ng galbeni \u0219i \u021bechini;
Chiar dac\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 dubii, sunt rechini,
Se simt mereu ca pe\u0219tele \u00een ap\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen piele par s\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0219i mai \u00eencap\u0103,
De\u0219i-s redu\u0219i, incul\u021bi \u0219i cabotini;
C\u00e2t timp au bani, acas\u0103, la str\u0103ini,
Se simt mereu ca pe\u0219tele \u00een ap\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un om de r\u00e2nd nu poate s\u0103 priceap\u0103
C\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 \u0219coal\u0103, intelect sumar,
Cei care n-au muncit un ceas, m\u0103car,
Se simt mereu ca pe\u0219tele \u00een ap\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt preg\u0103ti\u021bi mereu s\u0103-\u021bi dea o \u021beap\u0103,
Lor nu le pute gura de la ceap\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FAUN\u0102 BOGAT\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 pe\u0219ti, exist\u0103 \u0219i sirene:
De-alarm\u0103 la dezastre, de vapor,
Din cele pentru ceas de\u0219tept\u0103tor,
Sirenele ce farmec\u0103, viclene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La noi s-au adaptat \u0219i sunt perene,
Ajung vedete la televizor,
\u021ain cozile pe sus cam sfid\u0103tor
Sirenele ce farmec\u0103, viclene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Avem \u0219i de uscat \u0219i dun\u0103rene:
Cu vocea cristalin\u0103 scot din min\u021bi
De la parlamentari la pre\u0219edin\u021bi,
Sirenele ce farmec\u0103, viclene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu ochi de foc, dar s\u00e2nge rece-n vene,
Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 pe\u0219ti, exist\u0103 \u0219i sirene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
TRASUL SIRENEI<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe plaje, \u00een ma\u0219ini, pe promenad\u0103,
\u00cen mare, blocuri, case sau piscine,
Cu voci stridente, dar cu forme pline,
Sirenele se trag mai des de coad\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rechini, piranha, amatori de prad\u0103,
Sunt angrena\u021bi \u00een lupte intestine
C\u0103ci \u00een taverne, cluburi arhipline,
Sirenele se trag mai des de coad\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd un inel ai pus \u00een b\u0103\u021b, ca nad\u0103,
De stai pe plaj\u0103, lucru garantat,
Nu vei avea prea mult de a\u0219teptat\u2026
Sirenele se trag mai des de coad\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Le po\u021bi avea cu banii jos, gr\u0103mad\u0103\u2026
Pe plaje, \u00een ma\u0219ini, pe promenad\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SUPOZI\u021aII<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sirena a fost ve\u0219nic exploatat\u0103
De scriitori ca Anderson, Homer,
Dar \u0219i de al\u021bii, f\u0103r\u0103 caracter –
A\u0219a e, c\u00e2nd n-ai mam\u0103 \u0219i nici tat\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ea ne apare ba imaculat\u0103,
Ba pus\u0103 pe desfr\u00e2u \u0219i adulter,
F\u0103c\u00e2ndu-l pe b\u0103rbat prizonier –
A\u0219a e, c\u00e2nd n-ai mam\u0103 \u0219i nici tat\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Posibil e s\u0103 fie vinovat\u0103
C\u0103 flota unei \u021b\u0103ri a disp\u0103rut,
Iar bietul pre\u0219edinte n-a \u0219tiut –
A\u0219a e, c\u00e2nd n-ai mam\u0103 \u0219i nici tat\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Real\u0103 ori, din contr\u0103, inventat\u0103,
Sirena a fost ve\u0219nic exploatat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SIRENA DE ALARM\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sirena mereu te uime\u0219te,
Cu plete \u00een v\u00e2nt, despletit\u0103;
Te-atrage pervers\u0103-n ispit\u0103,
Capcana e coada de pe\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00ce\u021bi c\u00e2nt\u0103, te ademene\u0219te,
Cu vocea sa dulce, vr\u0103jit\u0103,
Te-nfige \u00een \u021beapa-ascu\u021bit\u0103,
Capcana e coada de pe\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai bine te roag\u0103, poste\u0219te,
C\u0103ci s\u00e2nii ei goi sunt o nad\u0103,
De fapt, te consider\u0103 prad\u0103\u2026
Capcana e coad\u0103 de pe\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai bine spui \u201eDoamne fere\u0219te!\u201d
Sirena mereu te uime\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ALARM\u0102 TARDIV\u0102
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sirena viclean\u0103 ori karma,
\u00cen \u0219lapi \u0219i bermude te las\u0103,
Dispar \u0219i ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i cas\u0103,
Degeaba \u00ee\u021bi sun\u0103 alarma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00ce\u021bi sperii vecinii cu larma,
Tr\u0103g\u00e2nd la m\u0103sea o spirtoas\u0103,
Mai chemi \u0219i o Doamn\u0103 cu coas\u0103 –
Degeaba \u00ee\u021bi sun\u0103 alarma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Voiai s\u0103 o plimbi \u0219i la Parma,
Zicea c-are neamuri pe-acolo;
Acu’ e\u0219ti p\u0103duche \u0219i solo,
Degeaba \u00ee\u021bi sun\u0103 alarma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La t\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi puser\u0103 arma
Sirena viclean\u0103 ori karma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E MINUNAT S\u0102 MERGI LA MARE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E minunat s\u0103 mergi la mare,
Admiri femeile sub briz\u0103,
Chiar dac\u0103 fierea \u021bi-e \u00een criz\u0103,
Uit\u00e2nd de-a anilor teroare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sl\u0103ninile-\u021bi expui la soare,
\u00cen ap\u0103 faci o vocaliz\u0103,
Bei berea f\u0103r\u0103 de repriz\u0103,
Uit\u00e2nd de-a anilor teroare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-am dat p\u0103m\u00e2ntul, cinci hectare,
L-am tot s\u0103pat, m\u00e2nca-l-ar gaia
\u0218i sunt pe plaj\u0103 la Mamaia,
Uit\u00e2nd de-a anilor teroare\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd ai b\u0103net \u00een buzunare,
E minunat s\u0103 mergi la mare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N\u0102RAVUL DIN FIRE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu devenim mai \u00een\u021belep\u021bi
\u00cemb\u0103tr\u00e2nind, ci dimpotriv\u0103:
De\u0219i tomnatic, vrei c-o div\u0103
Apocalipsa s\u0103-\u021bi a\u0219tep\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Plecat \u00een lumea celor drep\u021bi,
Ai refuza pomeni, coliv\u0103,
Ca l\u00e2ng\u0103-o v\u0103duv\u0103 lasciv\u0103
Apocalipsa s\u0103-\u021bi a\u0219tep\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ai pune m\u00e2inile pe piep\u021bi
Rotunzi \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 silicoane,
\u00cen vreme ce, jelit de fane,
Apocalipsa \u00ee\u021bi a\u0219tep\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu v\u00e2rsta – chiar de nu accep\u021bi –
Nu devenim mai \u00een\u021belep\u021bi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
NIMENI NU-I PERFECT<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt genial de mic copil,
\u00cemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc, dar m\u0103 a\u0219tept
S\u0103 fiu mai ager, mai de\u0219tept\u2026
Chiar dac\u0103-s zilnic, mai debil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N-am fost avar sau mercantil
Nici c\u00e2nd am dat cu via\u021ba piept,
Dar am ajuns mai \u00een\u021belept\u2026
Chiar dac\u0103-s zilnic, mai debil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar nu am devenit docil
Ci, cu av\u00e2nt de amorez,
Pe babe zilnic le curtez,
Chiar dac\u0103-s zilnic mai debil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am devenit gerontofil\u2026
Sunt genial de mic copil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„SUFLET CANDRIU\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu „sufletul candriu, de papugiu”,
Ne-a \u00eenc\u00e2ntat, demult, un trubadur,
Sfid\u00e2ndu-\u0219i anii grei \u0219i p\u0103rul sur,
Iar vie\u021bii i-a fost simplu lefegiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aluneci de la roz spre plumburiu,
Tr\u0103ie\u0219ti \u00een echivoc \u0219i calambur,
Ba vezi \u0219i-n s\u0103r\u0103cie un huzur,
Iar vie\u021bii \u00eei e\u0219ti simplu lefegiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen jurul t\u0103u e gol \u0219i e pustiu,
Nici babele n-au poft\u0103 de iubit,
Le arde-acum de popi \u0219i spovedit,
Iar vie\u021bii \u00eei e\u0219ti simplu lefegiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prive\u0219ti absent spre cerul azuriu,
Cu „sufletul candriu, de papugiu”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
VE\u0218NICA SCUZ\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-e Alzheimerul scut de vreme rea,
Motiv pe care ve\u0219nic \u00eel invoc,
C\u00e2nd nu am bani s\u0103 mai pl\u0103tesc la bloc.
\u00cen curte am s\u0103dit nu-m\u0103-uita.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd spun prostii to\u021bi tind a m\u0103 ierta,
Mi-am asumat un rol pe care-l joc,
Pretind c\u0103 nu \u00eemi amintesc deloc\u2026
\u00cen curte am s\u0103dit nu-m\u0103-uita.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevasta, \u00eens\u0103, n-o pot \u00een\u0219ela,
E dur\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 iart\u0103 rareori,
Chiar de-o s\u0103rut \u0219i-o mituiesc cu flori,
\u00cen curte am s\u0103dit nu-m\u0103-uita.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt genial, dar cad mereu din \u0219a:
Mi-e Alzheimerul scut de vreme rea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„UITAREA ESTE SCRIS\u0102 \u00ceN LEGILE OMENE\u0218TI”
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 chiar \u0219i celor erudi\u021bi
Memoria s\u0103 le mai joace feste,
Dar nimeni nu \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-i conteste –
Uitucii, cred, sunt cei mai ferici\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Destui prefer\u0103 chiar a fi min\u021bi\u021bi,
De rude \u0219i prieteni sau neveste
Ori s\u0103 \u00eengroape amintiri funeste –
Uitucii, cred, sunt cei mai ferici\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai sunt din cei la minte r\u0103t\u0103ci\u021bi,
Ce-ajung marionete prin guverne
\u0218i, tra\u0219i de sfori, \u00een\u0219ir\u0103 baliverne –
Uitucii, cred, sunt cei mai ferici\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De multe ori, s\u0103 uite, sunt sili\u021bi –
Se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 chiar \u0219i celor erudi\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
LA NOBLESSE\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt un lord de ras\u0103 pur\u0103,
De o vreme sc\u0103p\u0103tat,
Uit \u0219i-s foarte sup\u0103rat,
De la m\u00e2n\u0103 p\u00e2n\u2019 la gur\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd mai am o aventur\u0103
C\u0103ci pe-alocuri sunt b\u0103rbat,
Uit de ce m\u0103 sui \u00een pat\u2026
De la m\u00e2n\u0103 p\u00e2n\u2019 la gur\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar c\u00e2nd v\u0103d pe geamandur\u0103
Fete cu un slip sumar,
Uit c\u0103 sunt sexagenar\u2026
De la m\u00e2n\u0103 p\u00e2n\u2019 la gur\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Peisajul m\u0103 mai fur\u0103\u2026
Sunt un lord de ras\u0103 pur\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„LA NOBLESSE\u2026” MANQUE,
COMPL\u00c9TEMENT
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Soarta, cred, s-a amuzat:
Eu sunt tare de-o ureche,
Tu, uituc – ce mai pereche;
A tunat, ne-a adunat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tu, b\u0103tr\u00e2n afemeiat,
Eu, o traseist\u0103 veche,
Pe\u0219tii-acum au dat \u00een streche;
A tunat, ne-a adunat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ne-n\u021belegem minunat:
Te \u00een\u0219el, c-a\u0219a e via\u021ba,
Tu ui\u021bi, dis-de-diminea\u021ba;
A tunat, ne-a adunat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N-aud, de m-ai \u00eenjurat\u2026
Soarta, cred, s-a amuzat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AVARI\u021aIE EXTREM\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E\u0219ti o femeie bancomat,
Lucr\u00e2nd \u00eentr-un regim binar:
De nu ai bani \u00een buzunar,
Nu bagi nici cardu-n aparat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dai nurii condi\u021bionat,
De nu, demersu-i \u00een zadar,
De n-ai exces de numerar\u2026
Nu bagi nici cardu-n aparat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De e\u0219ti uituc \u0219i sclerozat,
Iar pensia nu a venit,
Ai liber numai la privit,
Nu bagi nici cardu-n aparat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i, totu\u0219i, fanta s-a uzat\u2026
E\u0219ti o femeie bancomat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DEMONICELE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeile pl\u0103tite-s crude,
Te v\u00e2nd pe treizeci de lovele
\u0218i \u00ee\u021bi fac inima surcele –
Se dau drept sfinte, dar sunt Iude.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vor litoral, dar \u00een Bermude,
S\u0103 te dezbrace p\u00e2n’ la piele,
S\u0103p\u00e2nd ad\u00e2nc prin portofele –
Se dau drept sfinte, dar sunt Iude.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cei sunt lui Aghiu\u021b\u0103 rude
Dar chiar \u0219i el \u00ee\u0219i ia noti\u021be,
S\u0103-nve\u021be cum s\u0103-ncurce i\u021be –
Se dau drept sfinte, dar sunt Iude.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103 \u021bi le-apropii, se exclude!
Femeile pl\u0103tite-s crude.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0102 SP\u0102L PE M\u00c2INI,
PRECUM PILAT
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe m\u00e2ini, eu sunt mereu curat,
C\u00e2nd este vorba de argin\u021bi,
Cum fetele nu sunt cumin\u021bi,
M\u0103 sp\u0103l pe m\u00e2ini, precum Pilat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd sap, la mas\u0103, chiar \u00een pat,
Dup\u0103 momentele fierbin\u021bi
\u0218i c\u00e2nd m\u0103 rog, discret, la sfin\u021bi,
M\u0103 sp\u0103l pe m\u00e2ini, precum Pilat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De politruci sunt asaltat,
Cer voturi, \u00eembr\u0103ca\u021bi \u00een prin\u021bi,
Dar dup\u0103 ce-i pocnesc \u00een din\u021bi,
M\u0103 sp\u0103l pe m\u00e2ini, precum Pilat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar de-s gropar calificat,
Pe m\u00e2ini, eu sunt mereu curat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
TOTUL E \u00ceN ZADAR<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen lumea de un cenu\u0219iu murdar,
Femeile au \u00eenc\u0103 quelque chose,
Atrag priviri c\u00e2nd se \u00eembrac\u0103-n roz –
P\u0103pu\u0219a Barbie e la mod\u0103, iar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i demonii ori Iudele, bizar,
Se travestesc \u0219i sper\u0103 la un loz
C\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103tor, o mic\u0103 blond\u0103 coz –
P\u0103pu\u0219a Barbie e la mod\u0103, iar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen lumea asta ca un furnicar,
Te zba\u021bi s\u0103 fii considerat mai breaz,
S\u0103 gu\u0219ti o pic\u0103tur\u0103 de extaz –
P\u0103pu\u0219a Barbie e la mod\u0103, iar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tu lup\u021bi, dar \u0219tii c\u0103-i totul \u00een zadar,
\u00cen lumea de un cenu\u0219iu murdar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ALB\u2013MURDAR<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-o lume f\u0103r\u0103 de morav,
Chiar \u0219i albul este mai murdar,
S\u0103 \u00eel mai spoie\u0219ti pu\u021bin cu var,
Cel mai bine e s\u0103 fii zugrav.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Po\u021bi munci pe br\u00e2nci precum un sclav,
S\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tigi un leu sau un dolar,
Dar ca s\u0103 ai un coif, dintr-un ziar,
Cel mai bine e s\u0103 fii zugrav.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se adun\u0103 papii \u00een conclav,
Fumul iese, \u00eens\u0103, colorat;
S\u0103 ajungi la vreo vecin\u0103-n pat,
Cel mai bine e s\u0103 fii zugrav.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar \u0219i adev\u0103rul e bolnav,
\u00centr-o lume f\u0103r\u0103 de morav.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
VIA\u021aA NU ESTE U\u0218OR DE SUPORTAT<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E via\u021ba mai u\u0219or de traversat
C-un coif pe cap, f\u0103cut dintr-un ziar,
Te pierzi \u00een Babilonul\u2013furnicar\u2026
Oricum, P\u0103m\u00e2ntu-i prea aglomerat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar \u0219i boga\u021bii vor, neap\u0103rat,
Un spa\u021biu la castel, excedentar
\u0218i c\u00e2te o planet\u0103-n plus, m\u0103car\u2026
Oricum, P\u0103m\u00e2ntu-i prea aglomerat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ne-a mai r\u0103mas un loc nealterat,
\u00cen suflet ne ascundem, uneori,
S\u0103 ne-amintim de dragoste \u0219i flori\u2026
Oricum, P\u0103m\u00e2ntu-i prea aglomerat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cred c\u0103 \u00een doi, femeie \u0219i b\u0103rbat,
E via\u021ba mai u\u0219or de traversat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
INECHITATE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen lumea asta nu mai e dreptate,
To\u021bi vor ca un b\u0103rbat s\u0103 fie sf\u00e2nt,
C\u00e2nd suferind amarnic, pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt,
Sunt sute de femei neconsolate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stau z\u0103vor\u00e2t \u00een ziduri de cetate,
Mai r\u0103u ca sub o piatr\u0103 de morm\u00e2nt
\u0218i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc, c\u0103 sub sumar ve\u0219m\u00e2nt,
Sunt sute de femei neconsolate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar tot g\u0103sesc motive variate,
S\u0103 evadez, s\u0103 mai alin dureri,
Turn\u00e2nd balsam cu slabele-mi puteri\u2026
Sunt sute de femei neconsolate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cinstit, a\u0219 mai dori o jum\u0103tate\u2026
\u00cen lumea asta nu mai e dreptate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AI GRIJ\u0102 CE \u00ce\u021aI DORE\u0218TI<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nes\u0103\u021bios, le vrei pe toate,
Dar nimere\u0219ti femeia care
E ve\u0219nic alta, fi’ndc\u0103 are
Multipl\u0103 personalitate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ai, de acum, varietate:
Azi e suav\u0103 ca o floare,
Iar m\u00e2ine o dominatoare –
Multipl\u0103 personalitate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te d\u0103, cu vorbe dulci, pe spate,
Cu trupul ei te cucere\u0219te,
Apoi\u2026 te-njur\u0103 birj\u0103re\u0219te –
Multipl\u0103 personalitate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219a p\u0103\u021be\u0219ti c\u00e2nd dai din coate,
Nes\u0103\u021bios, le vrei pe toate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PE M\u0102SUR\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Av\u00e2nd porniri civilizate,
Manierat, cu gesturi fine;
Femeia-i moart\u0103 dup\u0103 mine\u2026
Sunt un b\u0103rbat \u0219i jum\u0103tate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u0103-s tinere sau \u00een etate,
C\u0103-s sfinte sau doar curvi\u0219tine,
Nu le condamn, le dau praline\u2026
Sunt un b\u0103rbat \u0219i jum\u0103tate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am s\u0103rutat nenum\u0103rate,
Le-am str\u00e2ns \u0219i lacrima-n batist\u0103
Mai este \u00eenc\u0103 loc pe list\u0103\u2026
Sunt un b\u0103rbat \u0219i jum\u0103tate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cenjur guvernul pe la spate,
Av\u00e2nd porniri civilizate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PORNIRI „CIVILIZATE”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A rupt \u00een dou\u0103-un f\u0103c\u0103le\u021b,
Apoi, cu lan\u021bul de la ceas
Un ditamai nunceag \u0219i-a tras,
S\u0103 nu mai par\u0103 n\u0103t\u0103fle\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E arogant \u0219i \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021b,
A c\u0103p\u0103tat tupeu \u00een glas,
St\u0103 doar cu \u0219mecheri la taifas
\u0218i nu mai pare n\u0103t\u0103fle\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe lege nu mai pune pre\u021b
\u0218i la „r\u0103coare”-a nimerit;
Chiftele damele-i trimit,
C\u0103 nu mai pare n\u0103t\u0103fle\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103-l cread\u0103 cei din jur iste\u021b,
A rupt \u00een dou\u0103-un f\u0103c\u0103le\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SEPPUKU SENTIMENTAL<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aproape de t\u0103r\u00e2mul fericirii,
Cu m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103, flutur\u00e2nd katana,
\u00cen loc s\u0103 o \u00eengrop \u00een zid pe Ana,
M\u0103 preg\u0103tesc s\u0103-mi fac un harachiri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acolo, l\u00e2ng\u0103 zidul m\u0103n\u0103stirii,
\u00cengenunchiat, \u00een piept m\u0103 arde rana,
Am spart, din deprimare, damigeana,
M\u0103 preg\u0103tesc s\u0103-mi fac un harachiri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu sunt Manole, me\u0219ter al iubirii,
Ba dimpotriv\u0103-am \u00eengropat mistria
\u015ei \u00een beton mi-e prins\u0103 b\u0103rb\u0103\u0163ia\u2026
M\u0103 preg\u0103tesc s\u0103-mi fac un harachiri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M-au dobor\u00e2t o hait\u0103 de valkirii,
Aproape de t\u0103r\u00e2mul fericirii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„\u021aARA SOARELUI R\u0102SARE” PE AICI<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 v\u0103d \u00een rol de An\u0103 nezidit\u0103,
Salvat\u0103 din blestemul literar
Al lui Manole, de acest barbar\u2026
Destinul meu e s\u0103-i devin iubit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sepp\u00faku – sinuciderea-i gre\u0219it\u0103
\u0218i, cum un samurai g\u0103se\u0219ti cam rar,
Am s\u0103-l conving s\u0103 mergem la altar,
Destinul meu e s\u0103-i devin iubit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Voi fi o gospodin\u0103 iscusit\u0103,
\u00cei preg\u0103tesc sak\u00e9 – s\u0103 fie zen,
Prepar \u0219i sushi, miso \u0219i ramen,
Destinul meu e s\u0103-i devin iubit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ideea lui Manole-i dep\u0103\u0219it\u0103:
M\u0103 v\u0103d \u00een rol de An\u0103\u2026 nezidit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00ceN DEFENSIV\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt inutile bunul-sim\u021b \u0219i \u0219coala,
Nu cred de mult\u0103 vreme \u00een destin,
Ajuns-am pesimist \u0219i misogin\u2026
\u00cen via\u021b\u0103, totul, este alandala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 chinuie\u0219te groaznic b\u0103nuiala
C\u0103 te-ai cuplat din nou cu un ronin
\u0218i chiar te voi zidi \u00een travertin\u2026
\u00cen via\u021b\u0103, totul, este alandala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe amorez \u00eel pa\u0219te nicovala
\u0218i un ciocan pe post de aprop\u00f3,
S\u0103-l vindec de exces de libido\u2026
\u00cen via\u021b\u0103, totul, este alandala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd peste gard b\u0103rba\u021bii dau n\u0103vala,
Sunt inutile bunul sim\u021b \u0219i \u0219coala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DEGEABA ZIDE\u0218TI<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 bulversezi cu stilul t\u0103u bizar:
Ieri ai fost zen – \u00een ro\u0219u, azi, virezi,
Luni sunt onest\u0103, mar\u021bea nu m\u0103 crezi –
E\u0219ti mai alunecos ca un \u021bipar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Degeaba-\u021bi spun ce simt, e \u00een zadar,
Chiar dac\u0103, mai \u00eent\u00e2i, m\u0103-mbr\u0103\u021bi\u0219ezi,
Cu fulgere-n priviri m\u0103 curentezi –
E\u0219ti mai alunecos ca un \u021bipar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te vrei acum \u0219i me\u0219ter legendar
(Pari mai degrab\u0103 ninja misogin!),
Ai chef s\u0103 m\u0103 „\u00eembraci” \u00een travertin –
E\u0219ti mai alunecos ca un \u021bipar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De ce faci toate astea, n-am habar,
M\u0103 bulversezi cu stilul t\u0103u bizar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
TIPARUL \u021aIPARULUI<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt un \u021bipar, c\u0103ci uneori mai \u021bip,
Mai lunec, c\u00e2nd afar\u0103 este ger,
Am \u00eencetat de multe ori s\u0103 sper
C\u0103 via\u021ba e o dun\u0103 de nisip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se deruleaz\u0103 un videoclip,
Cu un regizor dur \u0219i auster
\u0218i-am intuit, chiar la final, cu fler,
C\u0103 via\u021ba e o dun\u0103 de nisip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lichidele le sorb stereotip,
Precum un marinar be\u021biv pe nav\u0103,
Nu-mi pas\u0103 de e rom sau e otrav\u0103,
C\u0103ci via\u021ba e o dun\u0103 de nisip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeia mi-a infipt \u00een cord un cip\u2026
Sunt un \u021bipar, c\u0103ci uneori mai \u021bip!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AVEM TIMP<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eu timpul \u00een clepsidre \u00eemi adun,
Iar anii \u00een nisip mi-i convertesc,
Se pare c\u0103 o er\u0103-am s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc,
Fiindc\u0103 vie\u021bii multe am s\u0103-i spun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103 fii \u0219i tu mai r\u0103bd\u0103tor \u0219i bun
C\u00e2nd m\u0103 r\u0103sf\u0103\u021b \u0219i m\u0103 copil\u0103resc,
\u00cen timp ce scriem c\u0103r\u021bi \u00een ritm dr\u0103cesc,
Fiindc\u0103 vie\u021bii multe am s\u0103-i spun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
R\u0103m\u00e2i acela\u0219i trubadur nebun,
Ce-\u0219i „\u021bip\u0103” versul cu talent \u0219i dor,
Te \u00eenso\u021besc, de pot, \u00een al t\u0103u zbor,
Fiindc\u0103 vie\u021bii multe am s\u0103-i spun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2t moartea nu m\u0103 cheam\u0103 \u00een surghiun,
Eu timpul \u00een clepsidre \u00eemi adun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SISIF<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe a\u021b\u0103-n\u0219iri m\u0103rgelele de ani,
Nisipul curge, cu o pan\u0103 scrii,
Aduni, \u201eavar\u0103\u201d, mii de poezii,
Zg\u00e2rci\u021bii str\u00e2ng \u00een pung\u0103 gologani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
R\u0103m\u00e2ne zborul vis pentru curcani,
Se umfl\u0103-n pene debit\u00e2nd prostii,
S\u0103rac cu duhul e u\u0219or s\u0103 fii,
Zg\u00e2rci\u021bii str\u00e2ng \u00een pung\u0103 gologani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Noi c\u0103l\u0103rim pe caii lipi\u021bani,
Cu fruntea ne lovim ades de stele
\u0218i ne sc\u0103ld\u0103m \u00een praful dintre ele,
Zg\u00e2rci\u021bii str\u00e2ng \u00een pung\u0103 gologani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nisipul se transform\u0103-n bolovani,
Pe a\u021b\u0103-n\u0219iri m\u0103rgelele de ani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„AVARI” DE POEME<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen mintea noastr\u0103 adun\u0103m averi:
Cuvintele, „corole de minuni”
Cu ele facem oamenii mai buni,
Noi suntem ai poemelor bancheri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Schimb\u0103m cu ele ierni \u00een prim\u0103veri,
Ori alung\u0103m din suflete furtuni,
Ne \u00een\u0103l\u021b\u0103m spre ceruri, din genuni,
Noi suntem ai poemelor bancheri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cuvintele au magice puteri,
Ne sunt merinde pe al vie\u021bii drum,
Cuprind esen\u021ba lumii-ntr-un volum,
Noi suntem ai poemelor bancheri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cuvintele \u00ee\u021bi dau, de \u0219tii s\u0103 ceri\u2026
\u00cen mintea noastr\u0103 adun\u0103m averi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CUV\u00c2NTUL NU SE-NTOARCE
\u00ceNAPOI
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E ca o piatr\u0103 scump\u0103 \u00een noroi,
Un jur\u0103m\u00e2nt ce nu e e respectat;
Odat\u0103 ce din gur\u0103 a plecat,
Cuv\u00e2ntul nu se-ntoarce \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El nu e bumerangul cel greoi,
Ce vine \u00eenapoi c\u00e2nd e lansat,
Chiar dac\u0103 de regrete e urmat,
Cuv\u00e2ntul nu se-ntoarce \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen zborul c\u0103tre via\u021ba de apoi
E necesar s\u0103 ne purt\u0103m decent
\u0218i c\u00e2nd se \u00eentocme\u0219te-un testament,
Cuv\u00e2ntul nu se-ntoarce \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Obrazul murd\u0103rit cu Euroi
E ca o piatr\u0103 scump\u0103 \u00een noroi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(NE)CUV\u00c2NTUL<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cuv\u00e2ntul poate fi un cal troian
Frumos lucrat, ce-ascunde viclenii;
De g\u00e2ndurile \u00ee\u021bi va otr\u0103vi,
Aproapele \u00ee\u021bi va p\u0103rea du\u0219man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen gura unui politician,
Devine mijloc de a parveni,
Cu el va demola \u0219i va lovi,
Aproapele \u00ee\u021bi va p\u0103rea du\u0219man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rostit pios de-un cleric \u0219arlatan,
Ce perverte\u0219te ce e bun \u0219i sf\u00e2nt,
Va duce la conflicte pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt,
Aproapele \u00ee\u021bi va p\u0103rea du\u0219man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cenfipt ad\u00e2nc \u00een minte, ca un \u0219pan,
Cuv\u00e2ntul poate fi un cal troian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CUVINTE BIVALENTE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Plutind pe marea vie\u021bii, schimb\u0103toare,
Ca un Titanic falnic, \u00een deriv\u0103,
Cuv\u00e2ntul poate fi, \u00eentr-o misiv\u0103,
Un lest sau chiar colacul de salvare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un port ce se z\u0103re\u0219te-n dep\u0103rtare,
Un pesc\u0103ru\u0219 mascat \u00een cioar\u0103 griv\u0103,
Aduce, cu prezen\u021ba-i aluziv\u0103,
Un lest sau chiar colacul de salvare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar vremea \u00een continu\u0103 schimbare,
Ce m\u0103 arunc\u0103 ve\u0219nic \u00een stihii,
De tine m\u0103 desparte, ce po\u021bi fi,
Un lest sau chiar colacul de salvare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ulise sunt, dorind un strop de soare,
Plutind pe marea vie\u021bii, schimb\u0103toare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
JONGLEZ CUVINTE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt un jongler de inimi \u0219i cuvinte,
„Profesorii” mi-am dep\u0103\u0219it de mult,
Iar sufletul n-am chef s\u0103-l mai ascult:
Prefer s\u0103 mint, \u00een lumea care minte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„Compun” promisiuni \u0219i jur\u0103minte,
Seduc b\u0103rba\u021bi, cu \u0219armul meu ocult,
St\u00e2rnind \u00een via\u021ba lor, c\u00e2nd vreau, tumult:
Prefer s\u0103 mint, \u00een lumea care minte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ascult\u0103-mi vorba cu luare-aminte:
Iube\u0219te-m\u0103 \u0219i-at\u00e2t, fii \u00een\u021belept!
Nu ai habar ce ran\u0103 port \u00een piept,
Prefer s\u0103 mint, \u00een lumea care minte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De-ai s\u0103-n\u021belegi, vom merge \u00eenainte;
Sunt un jongler de inimi \u0219i cuvinte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ALBA-NEAGRA CU INIMI \u0218I
CUVINTE
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd st\u0103m formal \u00een str\u00e2mta colivie
\u0218i-n via\u021b\u0103 facem salturi f\u0103r\u0103 plas\u0103,
Iar masca pe obrazul gros ne-apas\u0103,
Dispare tot ce este omenie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E azi la mod\u0103 lunga vorb\u0103rie,
Minciuna crunt\u0103, nesim\u021birea cras\u0103;
C\u00e2nd bagi \u00een tolb\u0103 o simbrie gras\u0103,
Dispare tot ce este omenie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jongleri cu s\u00e2ni aduc melancolie
\u0218i r\u0103sp\u00e2ndesc \u00een jurul lor hazardul,
Arunc\u0103-n aer inima \u0219i cardul,
Dispare tot ce este omenie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iubirea-i doar o umbr\u0103 cenu\u0219ie,
C\u00e2nd st\u0103m, formal, \u00een str\u00e2mta colivie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
HAMBARUL DE METAFORE
E PLIN
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prieten drag, ne-a\u0219teapt\u0103 un festin
La vreme de recolte-mbel\u0219ugate,
Cu versuri dulci, poeme aromate,
Hambarul de metafore e plin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cuvintele ni-s ramuri de m\u0103slin,
Pe care le-mp\u0103r\u021bim, cu simplitate,
S-ajung\u0103 \u0219i-n bojdeuci \u0219i \u00een palate –
Hambarul de metafore e plin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am colindat \u00een pas zglobiu ori lin,
Ca peregrini, purt\u00e2nd \u00een tolbe vise,
Pove\u0219ti hilare, triste, interzise –
Hambarul de metafore e plin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen fa\u021ba ta, maestre, m\u0103 \u00eenclin!
Prieten drag, ne-a\u0219teapt\u0103 un festin\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CUV\u00c2NTUL CA ARM\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ne atac\u0103m cu mii de epitete,
Sau \u00eendr\u0103znim s\u0103 facem compara\u021bii;
De\u0219i dorim s\u0103 ne avem ca fra\u021bii,
Sf\u00e2r\u0219im s\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bim mereu regrete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Probabil ni-s reac\u021biile-ncete
C\u00e2nd ezit\u0103m s\u0103 facem declara\u021bii,
Abadon\u0103m metroul \u00eentre sta\u021bii,
Sf\u00e2r\u0219im s\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bim mereu regrete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
L\u0103s\u0103m ca apa chioar\u0103 s\u0103 ne-mbete,
Ne mul\u021bumim cu o paranghelie,
Crez\u00e2nd naivi c\u0103 scriem poezie,
Sf\u00e2r\u0219im s\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bim mereu regrete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jongl\u00e2nd steril cu versuri desuete,
Ne atac\u0103m cu mii de epitete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CUV\u00c2NTUL VINDEC\u0102, NU E O ARM\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Limbajul pe noi to\u021bi ne reprezint\u0103
\u0218i ne reflect\u0103, ca \u0219i \u00een oglind\u0103,
Alin\u0103 ast\u0103 lume suferind\u0103,
Cuv\u00e2ntul este pa\u0219nic, nu-i o flint\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El d\u0103 apartenen\u021ba la o gint\u0103
\u0218i-n cercul vie\u021bii vrea s\u0103 ne cuprind\u0103,
Iubirea, chiar, se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 s-o aprind\u0103\u2026
Cuv\u00e2ntul este pa\u0219nic, nu-i o flint\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te rog, nu trage-n el ca \u00eentr-o \u021bint\u0103
\u0218i nu-l dispre\u021bui – e floare rar\u0103
\u00cen tot mai str\u00e2mta oaz\u0103 literar\u0103\u2026
Cuv\u00e2ntul este pa\u0219nic, nu-i o flint\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu-i asculta pe cei pl\u0103ti\u021bi s\u0103 mint\u0103:
Limbajul pe noi to\u021bi ne reprezint\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CUVINTE OTR\u0102VITE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u0103 vorba e frumoas\u0103 sau g\u00e2ngav\u0103,
Curg\u00e2nd \u00een versuri clasice sau proz\u0103,
C\u0103-i critic\u0103 sau o apoteoz\u0103,
Cuv\u00e2ntul poate-ascunde-n el otrav\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar de-i rostit de-o brut\u0103 sau firav\u0103
Fiin\u021b\u0103, de pe buze ca o roz\u0103
Sau de-o voinic\u0103, trupe\u0219\u0103, batoz\u0103,
Cuv\u00e2ntul poate-ascunde-n el otrav\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Zv\u00e2rlit de o limbari\u021b\u0103 grozav\u0103,
De la tribun\u0103 sau la col\u021b de strad\u0103
Ascuns sub pietre, \u00een nisip, z\u0103pad\u0103,
Cuv\u00e2ntul poate-ascunde-n el otrav\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt \u00een alert\u0103, gata de g\u00e2lceav\u0103,
C\u0103 vorba e frumoas\u0103 sau g\u00e2ngav\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„FUGIT IRREPARABILE TEMPUS”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ai irosit o minte genial\u0103
Pe versuri \u00een ronset \u00eenve\u0219m\u00e2ntate,
C\u00e2nd azi ne d\u0103 r\u0103spunsul prompt la toate
Inteligen\u021ba artificial\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Riscat-ai critici, chiar \u0219i huiduial\u0103,
Cu\u021bite (literare) pe la spate,
\u00cen loc s\u0103 pun\u0103 treaba ca pe roate
Inteligen\u021ba artificial\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te po\u021bi l\u0103sa, de-acuma, pe t\u00e2njal\u0103:
Cu-n simplu clic pe net, ob\u021bii de-ndat\u0103
O poezie scris\u0103 \u0219i semnat\u0103:
Inteligen\u021ba artificial\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N-au loc poe\u021bii-n lumea virtual\u0103\u2026
Ai irosit o minte genial\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
TEHNICA „\u00dcBER ALLES”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cum ai urcat rapid \u00een poezie,
M-am prins \u0219i eu, \u00een fine, de figur\u0103:
Juc\u00e2ndu-te frecvent pe tastatur\u0103,
Aplici mereu o simpl\u0103 \u0219mecherie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inteligen\u021ba scoas\u0103 din cutie,
\u00ce\u021bi face, c\u00e2nd \u00eei ceri, literatur\u0103,
Tu comentezi, c\u0103 doar e\u0219ti tare-n gur\u0103,
Aplici mereu o simpl\u0103 \u0219mecherie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd dormi ad\u00e2nc, calculatorul scrie,
Te duci la plaj\u0103 sau la relaxare,
Iphone-ul scrie f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eencetare,
Aplici mereu o simpl\u0103 \u0219mecherie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E tehnic\u0103 \u0219i nicidecum magie,
Cum ai urcat rapid \u00een poezie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
NU M\u0102 MAI SURPRINDE NIMIC<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Progresul tehnologic e rapid,
S\u0103 nu profi\u021bi de el, e o prostie,
Ar spune mul\u021bi ce cred, \u00een teorie,
\u00cen cyborgul cu chip umanoid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vezi \u0219tiri bizare-n orice tabloid:
C\u0103, poate, prin bioinginerie,
Ne vom schimba, tr\u0103ind o ve\u0219nicie,
\u00cen cyborgul cu chip umanoid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cum e\u0219ti, de felul t\u0103u, un tip rigid,
A\u0219 crede dac\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi mi-ai spune
C\u0103 n-ai fi om, ci un robot minune,
Chiar cyborgul cu chip umanoid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce-ar fi s\u0103 ne iubim cu un hibrid?
Progresul tehnologic e rapid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PATUL T\u0102CERII<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i viitorul poate fi caduc,
E incomod s\u0103 dormi cu o roboat\u0103,
S-o bagi \u00een priz\u0103, untul s\u0103 \u021bi-l scoat\u0103\u2026
E risc major s-ajungi la balamuc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai bine stai \u00een cas\u0103 singur cuc,
C\u0103ci ea vorbe\u0219te \u0219i ne\u00eentrebat\u0103,
Iar intelectul ei e f\u0103r\u0103 pat\u0103,
E risc major s-ajungi la balamuc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219a c\u0103 sar mai bine un uluc,
Vecina din depresie m\u0103 scoate,
\u00cemi d\u0103 \u0219i piept, m\u0103 bate bl\u00e2nd pe spate\u2026
E risc major s-ajungi la balamuc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Amanta tace, e din cauciuc\u2026
\u0218i viitorul poate fi caduc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SUPER OFERT\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt un robot cu trup de Afrodit\u0103,
Perfect\u0103 pentru via\u021ba de huzur,
Dau garan\u021bie, dreptul la retur –
Chiar ast\u0103zi am un pre\u021b redus\u2026 profit\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103-ncarci la priz\u0103 \u0219i-s neobosit\u0103
Dar dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 mearg\u0103 treaba \u0219nur,
M\u0103 updatezi pe Coasta de Azur –
Chiar ast\u0103zi am un pre\u021b redus\u2026 profit\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe gustul t\u0103u sunt special croit\u0103,
Cu-al meu program de sex te cuceresc,
Dar s\u0103 nu-mi ceri s\u0103 mint c\u0103 te iubesc –
Chiar ast\u0103zi am un pre\u021b redus\u2026 profit\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O hib\u0103-ar fi: am limba ascu\u021bit\u0103\u2026
Sunt un robot cu trup de Afrodit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PROMO\u021aII UCIGA\u0218E<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Promo\u021biile tind s\u0103 ne ucid\u0103,
C\u0103 iei orice \u0219i nu te ui\u021bi la pre\u021b,
Te fraiere\u0219te \u0219i un t\u00e2rgove\u021b,
\u00ce\u021bi vinde-n loc de struguri, agurid\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i tehnica a devenit stupid\u0103,
Posed\u0103 un Iphone \u0219i-un n\u0103t\u0103fle\u021b,
Nu are carte, dar se d\u0103 m\u0103re\u021b,
\u00ce\u021bi vinde-n loc de struguri, agurid\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Amanta pl\u00e2nge, cic\u0103 e gravid\u0103,
Dar nu prea \u0219tie cine e t\u0103ticul,
C\u0103ci fraieri mul\u021bi i-au aurit buricul,
\u00ce\u021bi vinde-n loc de struguri, agurid\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar \u0219i-o roboat\u0103 poate fi perfid\u0103\u2026
Promo\u021biile tind s\u0103 ne ucid\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00ceNTOARCEREA LA NATUR\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De-ar fi s\u0103 se-mplineasc\u0103, brusc, Scriptura,
Iar Soarele s\u0103-\u0219i ias\u0103 din tipare,
S\u0103 „pice” net, smartphone, calculatoare,
Am \u0219ti s\u0103 d\u0103m piept iar\u0103\u0219i cu Natura?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S-ar duce reel-uri, chat, tik tok, de-a dura,
La fel \u0219i „feisbuc”, like-uri, inimioare,
Amicii n-ar afla tot ce ne doare\u2026
Am \u0219ti s\u0103 d\u0103m piept iar\u0103\u0219i cu natura?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ar fi apocaliptic\u0103 tortura
S\u0103 ne-apuc\u0103m a\u0219a, din plictiseal\u0103,
\u00cen lips\u0103 de robo\u021bi, de roboteal\u0103.
Am \u0219ti s\u0103 d\u0103m piept singuri cu natura,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sau am alege studiul \u0219i lectura,
De-ar fi s\u0103 se-mplineasc\u0103, brusc, Scriptura?\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DULCE R\u0102ZBUNARE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar dac\u0103 nu-s fantastic de de\u0219tept
\u0218i nici, pesemne, foarte bun de gur\u0103,
Frumoase specimene din natur\u0103,
Fierbinte a\u0219 dori s\u0103-mi deie piept.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i \u0219efa c-un corsaj imens \u0219i drept,
Ce inima b\u0103rba\u021bilor le fur\u0103,
De\u0219i-n intimitate este dur\u0103,
Fierbinte a\u0219 dori s\u0103-mi deie piept.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar, dup\u0103 col\u021b, ner\u0103bd\u0103tor a\u0219tept,
I-am pus g\u00e2nd r\u0103u \u0219i o s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103zbun;
Fiindc\u0103 din birou sunt cel mai bun,
Fierbinte a\u0219 dori s\u0103-mi deie piept.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt generos \u0219i pa\u0219nic, o accept:
Chiar dac\u0103 nu-s fantastic de de\u0219tept!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
LUPT\u0102 GREA<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Conflictele cu \u0219efa sunt m\u0103runte,
E clar, femeii \u00eei lipse\u0219te-o doag\u0103!
Tu e\u0219ti un scriitor cu norma-ntreag\u0103 –
Cununi de lauri \u021bi-ai dori, pe frunte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te-ador\u0103 poetesele c\u0103runte
Ce vor, cu nurii ve\u0219teji, s\u0103 te-atrag\u0103,
Iar tu le-a\u021b\u00e2\u021bi, c\u0103-\u021bi arde mult de \u0219ag\u0103 –
Cununi de lauri \u021bi-ai dori, pe frunte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De fapt, visezi s\u0103 ai, pe v\u00e2rf de munte,
Idil\u0103 cu o muz\u0103 mai dr\u0103coas\u0103,
Cu s\u00e2ni rotunzi \u0219i vocea de melas\u0103 –
Cununi de lauri \u021bi-ai dori, pe frunte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i d\u00e2nsa este gata s\u0103 te-nfrunte –
Conflictele cu \u0219efa sunt m\u0103runte!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ADEV\u0102RATA DRAGOSTE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu muza m\u0103 iubesc pe \u00eendelete,
C\u0103ci nu m\u0103 num\u0103r printre epigoni
\u0218i am \u00een buzunar un pumn de roni,
C-am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat s\u0103 scriu, de-un timp, ronsete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M-a educat s\u0103 descifrez secrete,
S\u0103 evadez din cercul de afoni,
Poe\u021bi rata\u021bi \u0219i jalnici fanfaroni,
C-am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat s\u0103 scriu, de-un timp, ronsete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Uit\u00e2nd de-„amici”, de b\u00e2rfe \u0219i vendete,
M\u0103 duelez intens cu Teodora
\u0218i avansez, \u00een ciuda tuturora,
C-am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat s\u0103 scriu, de-un timp, ronsete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar n-o s\u0103 las succesul s\u0103 m\u0103-mbete,
Cu muza m\u0103 iubesc pe \u00eendelete!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E\u0218TI TARE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u021aii bine prozodia-n fr\u00e2u \u0219i basta,
Pe cai mari e\u0219ti la fabule, sonete,
Rondeluri, epigrame \u0219i ronsete –
Maestre, ai f\u0103cut-o \u0219i pe asta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u021ai-ai „nemurit” amanta \u0219i nevasta,
Vecina, muza, soacra, \u00een pamflete,
Ai devoalat n\u0103ravuri \u0219i secrete –
Maestre, ai f\u0103cut-o \u0219i pe asta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tu umori\u0219tilor le e\u0219ti n\u0103pasta,
\u00cei calci pe b\u0103t\u0103turi cu noi volume
De-apar „Ronsetele”, vor da \u00een spume –
Maestre, ai f\u0103cut-o \u0219i pe asta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu te-au tr\u0103dat nici pana \u0219i nici tasta,
\u021aii bine prozodia-n fr\u00e2u \u0219i basta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
EPILOG<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ADIO, ARME!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Duelu-a fost cu tine-o bucurie,
Scrimer\u0103 \u00een rochi\u021b\u0103 \u0219i botine,
De parc\u0103 m\u0103 luptam intens cu mine\u2026
Un alter ego? Poate\u2026cine \u0219tie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A fost spontan, nici urm\u0103 de regie,
Doar z\u00e2mbete, nici urm\u0103 de suspine,
Deja m\u0103 \u0219tii, ai intui\u021bii fine
Un alter ego? Poate\u2026cine \u0219tie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tu pleci \u0219i sunt cuprins de nostalgie,
R\u0103zboiul s-a sf\u00e2r\u0219it, \u00een nori de fum,
Am scris \u00een timp record un nou volum\u2026
Un alter ego? Poate\u2026cine \u0219tie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O alt\u0103 arm\u0103 ia din panoplie,
Cu tine-a fost duelul bucurie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SHOW MUST GO ON<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teodora Pascale<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Decorul se str\u00e2nge \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 un show,
\u00cen pa\u0219i de ronset se \u00eencheie acum,
Dar \u0219tim am\u00e2ndoi c\u0103 nu-i cap\u0103t de drum –
A\u0219tept provoc\u0103ri literare din nou!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O carte-i aidoma unui tablou,
Cu tu\u0219e suave \u0219i tainic parfum,
Nuan\u021be mai tari, ca-n prezentul volum –
A\u0219tept provoc\u0103ri literare din nou!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te po\u021bi declara ast\u0103zi mare erou,
C\u0103ci mi-ai rezistat p\u00e2n\u0103 la epilog,
Dar nu te culca pe-o ureche, te rog –
A\u0219tept provoc\u0103ri literare, din nou!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Avem, \u00eempreun\u0103, trei c\u0103r\u021bi – ce cadou!
Decorul se str\u00e2nge\u2026 e ultimul show?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
David Valentin & Teodora Pascale ,,Limbajul pe noi to\u021bi ne reprezint\u0103.\u201d C\u00e2nd am imaginat ronsetul, logodind rigorile \u0219i virtu\u021bile prozodice ale sonetului \u0219i rondelului care sunt, deopotriv\u0103, rigori \u0219i virtu\u021bi expresive, l-am sortit universului liric grav, elegiac, nostalgiilor, luminilor brumate \u0219i \u00eenser\u0103rilor interioare, ignor\u00e2nd un lucru altminteri la vedere: capacit\u0103\u021bile, disponibilit\u0103\u021bile ludice ale rondelului. \u0218i, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":529,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dueluri-ronset"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":530,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions\/530"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}