{"id":5462,"date":"2026-06-21T07:13:46","date_gmt":"2026-06-21T04:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=5462"},"modified":"2026-06-21T07:13:46","modified_gmt":"2026-06-21T04:13:46","slug":"femeia-fatala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/femeia-fatala\/","title":{"rendered":"Femeia fatal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dezam\u0103git de muza-mi feminin\u0103,<br>Cu coarne mai stufoase ca un ren,<br>Am vrut s\u0103 mor \u0219i m-am culcat pe \u0219in\u0103\u2026<br>Dar nu trecea pe-acolo nici un tren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen h\u0103ul f\u0103r\u0103 fund m-am aruncat,<br>S\u0103 scap de remu\u0219c\u0103rile infame,<br>R\u0103mas-am \u00een bretele ag\u0103\u021bat<br>\u0218i m-au salvat, aproape mort de foame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M-am at\u00e2rnat de un stejar masiv,<br>C-un \u0219treang, de-o crac\u0103 groas\u0103, rezistent\u0103,<br>Dar cum eram obez \u0219i depresiv,<br>S-a rupt \u0219i-acum m\u0103 coase-o asistent\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M-am aruncat de pe falez\u0103-n lac,<br>C-un ultim strig\u0103t, recte, o sudalm\u0103,<br>Dar s-a b\u0103gat un \u00eenger sau un drac\u2026<br>Era ad\u00e2nc\u0103 apa, de o palm\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Refugiat \u00een m\u0103ri de-alcool,<br>Trec\u00e2nd prin st\u0103ri, de com\u0103 \u0219i de cri\u021b\u0103,<br>Surprinz\u0103tor, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 simt nasol\u2026<br>Ba chiar m-a \u00eenfiat o cr\u00e2\u0219m\u0103ri\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cemi d\u0103 \u021big\u0103ri, cu vin \u00eemi face plinul,<br>Dar confisc\u00e2ndu-mi ghiulul meu de lord,<br>Tot numerarul, \u0219i-a cerut \u0219i pinul\u2026<br>C\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut, instant, atac de cord!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dezam\u0103git de muza-mi feminin\u0103,Cu coarne mai stufoase ca un ren,Am vrut s\u0103 mor \u0219i m-am culcat pe \u0219in\u0103\u2026Dar nu trecea pe-acolo nici un tren. \u00cen h\u0103ul f\u0103r\u0103 fund m-am aruncat,S\u0103 scap de remu\u0219c\u0103rile infame,R\u0103mas-am \u00een bretele ag\u0103\u021bat\u0218i m-au salvat, aproape mort de foame. M-am at\u00e2rnat de un stejar masiv,C-un \u0219treang, de-o crac\u0103 groas\u0103, rezistent\u0103,Dar cum [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5463,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5462"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5464,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5462\/revisions\/5464"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}