Un lup, cuprins de pandalii,
S-a-ndr\u0103gostit de o mioar\u0103;
Scria \u00een codru, poezii,
Url\u00e2nd la stele \u00eenspre sear\u0103.
Nu o sc\u0103pa din ochi nicic\u00e2nd,
Nici c\u00e2nd p\u0103\u0219tea \u00een gura v\u0103ii,
A devenit at\u00e2t de bl\u00e2nd,
C\u0103 \u00eel b\u0103teau la fund dul\u0103ii !
Cuprins de-al dragostei fior
\u0218i doldora de-adrenalin\u0103,
El a r\u0103pit-o din ciopor
Duc\u00e2nd-o drept \u00een vizuin\u0103.
I-a oferit ciuperci, v\u00e2nat,
\u0218i casa lui de pe t\u0103p\u0219an,
Dar sistematic refuzat,
De-un timp, a devenit vegan.
D\u0103dea banchete \u00een p\u0103dure
Cu ur\u0219i, confra\u021bi \u0219i cu vulpoi,
M\u00e2nc\u00e2nd trifoi, ciuperci \u0219i mure,
Ce le livra un iepuroi.
Oi\u021ba deveni vedet\u0103,
Era curtat\u0103 intensiv,
Avea agenda ei secret\u0103
\u0218i-a prins s\u0103 beh\u0103ie lasciv.
D\u00e2nd fr\u00e2u pl\u0103cerilor m\u0103runte,
Oi\u021ba a c\u0103lcat pe bec,
C\u0103ci lupul afi\u0219a \u00een frunte,
M\u0103re\u021be coarne de berbec.
S\u0103tul de oaia-adulterin\u0103
\u0218i de sordida aventur\u0103,
Nervos, o invit\u0103 la cin\u0103\u2026
\u00cen calitate de friptur\u0103!
Morala 1
\u0218i-n codru, c\u00e2nd apar muta\u021bii,
\u00ce\u021bi sar \u00een ajutor confra\u021bii !
Morala 2
C\u00e2nd oaia beh\u0103ie \u00een cas\u0103
E vremea s\u0103 o pui la mas\u0103!
Morala 3
De vrei urgent s\u0103 scapi de coarne,
\u00cencearc\u0103-n loc de iarb\u0103, carne!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un lup, cuprins de pandalii,S-a-ndr\u0103gostit de o mioar\u0103;Scria \u00een codru, poezii,Url\u00e2nd la stele \u00eenspre sear\u0103.Nu o sc\u0103pa din ochi nicic\u00e2nd,Nici c\u00e2nd p\u0103\u0219tea \u00een gura v\u0103ii,A devenit at\u00e2t de bl\u00e2nd,C\u0103 \u00eel b\u0103teau la fund dul\u0103ii !Cuprins de-al dragostei fior\u0218i doldora de-adrenalin\u0103,El a r\u0103pit-o din cioporDuc\u00e2nd-o drept \u00een vizuin\u0103.I-a oferit ciuperci, v\u00e2nat,\u0218i casa lui de pe t\u0103p\u0219an,Dar […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5476,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5475"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5477,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5475\/revisions\/5477"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}