Cameleonul, o \u0219op\u00e2rl\u0103 cam oscilant\u0103-n comportare
\u0218i ce v\u00e2na, absent, insecte cu limba sa necru\u021b\u0103toare,
A auzit c\u0103 vin alegeri, vuia p\u0103durea, \u0219esul, g\u00e2rla,
Deci vremea cea mai potrivit\u0103 s\u0103 umbli-n lume cu \u0219op\u00e2rla.
Erau partide felurite, ce abureau hain poporul,
\u00cen frunte arbor\u00e2nd drapele, de preferin\u021b\u0103 tricolorul,
Duc\u00e2nd campanie abject\u0103 \u00een goana lor dup\u0103 sufragii,
F\u0103g\u0103duind un El Dorado \u0219i c\u0103 muia\u021bi vor fi posmagii.
T\u00e2njind s\u0103 scape de meniul ce cuprindea mai mult insecte,
Ar fi dorit \u0219i el ciolanul, ca un meniu de baz\u0103, recte,
\u0218i a ie\u0219it s\u0103 demonstreze la mitingul organizat
De un partid condus de-un gu\u0219ter, \u00een iguan\u0103 deghizat.
Acesta a luat cuv\u00e2ntul, o \u00eendoielnic\u0103 tirad\u0103,
Avertiz\u00e2nd c\u0103 de \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-l calce cineva pe coad\u0103,
Urma-vor lan\u021b de represalii, pedepse chiar mai mult de-o droaie,
Retrograd\u0103ri, amenzi masive \u0219i chiar o mam\u0103 de b\u0103taie.
\u00cen schimb, cei care au coloana f\u0103cut\u0103 dintr-o plastilin\u0103,
Aplaud\u0103 printre urale \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 jen\u0103 i se-nchin\u0103,
Vor avansa \u0219i pu\u0219i \u00een func\u021bii, au liber ca s\u0103 jefuiasc\u0103,
At\u00e2t c\u00e2t timp \u00eei dau obolul, ca iute s\u0103 se-mbog\u0103\u021beasc\u0103.
Sim\u021bind o adiere-n p\u00e2nz\u0103, cameleonul profitor,
Schimb\u0103 instantaneu culoarea \u0219i arbor\u0103 un tricolor,
Cu albul doritor de pace, cu ro\u0219ul cel mai \u021bip\u0103tor,
Precum \u0219i verdele p\u0103durii, ce-i ad\u0103postul tuturor.
A avansat c\u0103tre tribun\u0103, f\u0103c\u00e2nd o mare g\u0103l\u0103gie,
Ca bossul s\u0103-i remarce zelul \u0219i la tribun\u0103 s\u0103-l \u00eembie,
C\u00e2nd deodat\u0103, \u00eencepur\u0103 s\u0103 curg\u0103 grele lovituri,
Zv\u00e2rlit fiind \u00een tomberonul plin de gunoaie \u0219i l\u0103turi,
C\u0103ci nu a nimerit culoarea partidului ce l-a dorit
\u0218i a ie\u0219it gr\u0103bit \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, vopsit c-un tricolor gre\u0219it.
Morala 1
Un tricolor nu e o c\u00e2rp\u0103 sau doar o \u021boal\u0103 de duzin\u0103:
El trebuie s\u0103 aib\u0103-n i\u021be \u0219i o f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 de doctrin\u0103.
Morala 2
C\u00e2nd schimbi ne\u00eencetat culoarea \u0219i ai discurs am\u0103gitor,
\u00cencingi degeaba tricolorul, e\u0219ti doar un simplu semafor.
Morala 3
Atunci c\u00e2nd ne conduc \u0219op\u00e2rle \u0219i t\u00e2r\u00e2toarele abjecte,
Nicic\u00e2nd nu o s-o ducem bine, ajungem s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m insecte!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cameleonul, o \u0219op\u00e2rl\u0103 cam oscilant\u0103-n comportare\u0218i ce v\u00e2na, absent, insecte cu limba sa necru\u021b\u0103toare,A auzit c\u0103 vin alegeri, vuia p\u0103durea, \u0219esul, g\u00e2rla,Deci vremea cea mai potrivit\u0103 s\u0103 umbli-n lume cu \u0219op\u00e2rla.Erau partide felurite, ce abureau hain poporul,\u00cen frunte arbor\u00e2nd drapele, de preferin\u021b\u0103 tricolorul,Duc\u00e2nd campanie abject\u0103 \u00een goana lor dup\u0103 sufragii,F\u0103g\u0103duind un El Dorado \u0219i c\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5546,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5545"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5547,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5545\/revisions\/5547"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}