{"id":5554,"date":"2026-07-04T07:33:49","date_gmt":"2026-07-04T04:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=5554"},"modified":"2026-07-04T07:33:50","modified_gmt":"2026-07-04T04:33:50","slug":"fabula-calugaritelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/fabula-calugaritelor\/","title":{"rendered":"Fabula c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021belor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021ba, o insect\u0103 cu un comportament ciudat,<br>Av\u00e2nd picioare lungi \u0219i suple \u0219i libido exacerbat,<br>Cu conduit\u0103 indecent\u0103 \u0219i cu antene diafane,<br>F\u0103cea la victime, o groaz\u0103, \u00een purt\u0103torii de sutane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u0103lug\u0103rii picau \u00een trans\u0103 c\u00e2nd etala focoas\u0103 nurii,<br>B\u0103t\u00e2nd, pe jos, smeri\u021bi m\u0103t\u0103nii \u0219i cruci f\u0103c\u00e2nd in cerul gurii,<br>N\u0103l\u021bau \u0219i rugi s\u0103-i \u00eent\u0103reasc\u0103, p\u0103catului s\u0103-i dea cu flit,<br>Iar ele \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103ceau efectul\u2026dar intr-un loc nepotrivit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ne\u00eendoios c\u0103 Necuratul le implantase handicapul,<br>C\u0103 ajungeau ca p\u00e2n\u2019 la urm\u0103, pe bune, s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i piard\u0103 capul,<br>C\u0103ci o ciudat\u0103 pandemie se \u00eentinsese-n m\u0103n\u0103stire,<br>Pe capete murind monahii, ce-aveau simptome de\u2026 iubire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar intr-un procentaj mai mare pierir\u0103-n corpore, mai des,<br>Acei ce-aveau o slujb\u0103 mare \u0219i o ma\u0219in\u0103 Mercedes,<br>Preaferici\u021bi av\u00e2nd colane, potcap pe cap tivit cu aur,<br>Ce ascundeau sub reverende ceva apuc\u0103turi de taur,<br>Prob\u00e2ndu-le p\u00e2n\u0103 acuma pe credincioase \u0219i copii,<br>Ce r\u0103m\u00e2neau s\u0103 mai \u201epresteze\u201d dup\u0103 program \u0219i liturghii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 1<br>C\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021bele fl\u0103m\u00e2nde de-amor nebun \u0219i desfr\u00e2nare,<br>Au predilec\u021bie morbid\u0103 pentru b\u0103rba\u021bi cu creier mare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 2<br>C\u00e2nd mergi la o calug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103 e important s\u0103-nve\u021bi o lec\u021bie:<br>S\u0103 ai prezervative, masc\u0103, dar \u0219i o casc\u0103 de protec\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morala 3<br>C\u00e2nd ai Mer\u021ban, Fiat, Ferrari sau al\u021bi bolizi afla\u021bi \u00een top,<br>Evit\u0103 tipele \u00een negru ce-a\u0219teapt\u0103 la autostop!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021ba, o insect\u0103 cu un comportament ciudat,Av\u00e2nd picioare lungi \u0219i suple \u0219i libido exacerbat,Cu conduit\u0103 indecent\u0103 \u0219i cu antene diafane,F\u0103cea la victime, o groaz\u0103, \u00een purt\u0103torii de sutane. C\u0103lug\u0103rii picau \u00een trans\u0103 c\u00e2nd etala focoas\u0103 nurii,B\u0103t\u00e2nd, pe jos, smeri\u021bi m\u0103t\u0103nii \u0219i cruci f\u0103c\u00e2nd in cerul gurii,N\u0103l\u021bau \u0219i rugi s\u0103-i \u00eent\u0103reasc\u0103, p\u0103catului s\u0103-i dea cu flit,Iar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5555,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5554"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5556,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5554\/revisions\/5556"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}