Dorel, un tip cu patru clase, dar cu tupeu de nu se poate,
Ce m\u0103tura de diminea\u021b\u0103, pe drum, la Universitate,
C\u00e2nd Revolu\u021bia, afar\u0103, se-asem\u0103na cu un r\u0103zbel,
G\u0103si abandonat pe strad\u0103, cu stema rupt\u0103, un drapel.
Lu\u0103 \u00een fug\u0103 tricolorul, \u00eel \u00eenveli \u00eentr-un ziar
\u0218i \u0219ase luni dup\u0103 aceea era revolu\u021bionar,
Cu acte-n regul\u0103, la m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i pensioar\u0103 special\u0103,
P\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i alte avantaje, dar a r\u0103mas cu tigva goal\u0103.
Dar \u0219i a\u0219a, chiar f\u0103r\u0103 minte , Dorel a avansat rapid,
Cu mult tupeu \u0219i tare-n clan\u021b\u0103 intr\u0103 urgent \u00eentr-un partid,
Tot \u00eenvelit \u00een tricolorul ciuntit, cu gaur\u0103-n mijloc,
Ce-i aducea m\u00e2ncare, hran\u0103, ba chiar \u0219i lemnele de foc.
\u0218i uite-a\u0219a, trecur\u0103 anii \u0219i de la traiul s\u0103u mizer,
Ajunse ca m\u0103tur\u0103torul s\u0103 se transforme \u00een boier
\u0218i poposi la Vama Veche s\u0103-l ard\u0103 soarele pe spate,
Pe plaja-aceea unde-s fete ce umbl\u0103 numai dezbr\u0103cate.
S\u0103-\u0219i dea \u0219i-acolo importan\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 aib\u0103 priz\u0103 la popor,
Se-ntinse nu pe rogojin\u0103, ci evident, pe tricolor,
Iar dup\u0103 dou\u0103 beri, cum pielea deja \u00eel ustura de soare,
Se duse glon\u021b s\u0103 se arunce \u0219i s\u0103 se b\u0103l\u0103ceasc\u0103-n mare.
C\u00e2nd a ie\u0219it murat din ap\u0103, f\u0103cu \u00een mod subit o criz\u0103:
R\u0103mase ca lovit de tr\u0103snet, fiindc\u0103-n lipsa lui, surpriz\u0103,
I-au disp\u0103rut \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103mintea, borseta sa cu portofelul
Dar ho\u021bul, ignorant din fire, nu i-a subtilizat drapelul.
S-a \u00eenvelit cu el \u00een grab\u0103 \u0219i a plecat c\u0103tre ma\u0219in\u0103,
C\u00e2nd ar\u0103t\u00e2ndu-l cu un deget, r\u00e2z\u00e2nd m\u00e2nze\u0219te, o blondin\u0103
\u00cei spuse; \u201eDomnule, ai grij\u0103, s\u0103 n-o p\u0103\u021be\u0219ti precum Dorel:
Prin gaur\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi iese-n bern\u0103, m\u00e2nerul scurt de la drapel!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dorel, un tip cu patru clase, dar cu tupeu de nu se poate,Ce m\u0103tura de diminea\u021b\u0103, pe drum, la Universitate,C\u00e2nd Revolu\u021bia, afar\u0103, se-asem\u0103na cu un r\u0103zbel,G\u0103si abandonat pe strad\u0103, cu stema rupt\u0103, un drapel.Lu\u0103 \u00een fug\u0103 tricolorul, \u00eel \u00eenveli \u00eentr-un ziar\u0218i \u0219ase luni dup\u0103 aceea era revolu\u021bionar,Cu acte-n regul\u0103, la m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i pensioar\u0103 special\u0103,P\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5561,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5562,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560\/revisions\/5562"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}