Un maimu\u021boi ce-n pomii \u00eenal\u021bi de l\u00e2ng\u0103 sat
Cu trupa, de o vreme, stabil s-a a\u0219ezat,
Umbla cu furti\u0219aguri \u00een casele vecine,
Subtiliz\u00e2nd m\u00e2ncare din frigidere pline.
Intr\u0103 pe o fereastr\u0103 r\u0103mas\u0103 descuiat\u0103
\u0218i \u00eemb\u0103tat de-arome, cu mult tupeu, pe dat\u0103,
A \u00eenh\u0103\u021bat o oal\u0103 ce clocotea pe-o plit\u0103,
V\u0103rs\u00e2nd pe el un litru de ap\u0103 op\u0103rit\u0103.
A alergat acas\u0103 cuprins de umilin\u021b\u0103,
Dar dup\u0103-o perioad\u0103 de crunt\u0103 suferin\u021b\u0103,
A observat c\u0103 zona r\u0103mase f\u0103r\u0103 blan\u0103,
Av\u00e2nd \u00een aparen\u021b\u0103 o form\u0103 mai uman\u0103.
A prins din zbor ideea \u0219i ca lovit de bici,
Fugi din nou \u00een urbe \u0219i a furat un brici,
\u00ce\u0219i rase toat\u0103 fa\u021ba, ba-\u0219i puse \u0219i o basc\u0103,
Dorind s\u0103 dob\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 o form\u0103 omeneasc\u0103.
Plec\u0103 apoi pe strad\u0103, plimb\u00e2ndu-se agale,
Purt\u00e2nd c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103 alb\u0103 \u0219i ghete cu paftale,
Convins c\u0103 dob\u00e2ndise statut de cet\u0103\u021bean,
Dar \u00eent\u00e2lni un c\u00e2ine, un dog alsacian,
Ce mirosise grabnic aceast\u0103 mascarad\u0103,
Fiindc\u0103 maimu\u021boiul uitase c\u0103-are coad\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
Chiar de obrazu-\u0219i rade cu brici \u0219i lame noi,
Un maimu\u021boi obraznic, r\u0103m\u00e2ne maimu\u021boi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Maimu\u021ba tupeist\u0103 cu haine de la \u201ePrada\u201d,
Ar vrea s\u0103 urce-n func\u021bii, dar o tr\u0103deaz\u0103 coada!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
Un politruc cu vile \u0219i rent\u0103 nesim\u021bit\u0103,
R\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een esen\u021b\u0103 maimu\u021ba op\u0103rit\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un maimu\u021boi ce-n pomii \u00eenal\u021bi de l\u00e2ng\u0103 satCu trupa, de o vreme, stabil s-a a\u0219ezat,Umbla cu furti\u0219aguri \u00een casele vecine,Subtiliz\u00e2nd m\u00e2ncare din frigidere pline.Intr\u0103 pe o fereastr\u0103 r\u0103mas\u0103 descuiat\u0103\u0218i \u00eemb\u0103tat de-arome, cu mult tupeu, pe dat\u0103,A \u00eenh\u0103\u021bat o oal\u0103 ce clocotea pe-o plit\u0103,V\u0103rs\u00e2nd pe el un litru de ap\u0103 op\u0103rit\u0103.A alergat acas\u0103 cuprins de umilin\u021b\u0103,Dar […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5619,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5618"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5620,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5618\/revisions\/5620"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}