V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u00e2t e de fals\u0103 lumea \u00een care azi ne ducem veacul,
Am hot\u0103r\u00e2t, a\u0219a, deodat\u0103, s\u0103 dau cu adev\u0103rul piept:
Mi-am cump\u0103rat bilet la mare, \u00een grab\u0103, f\u0103r\u2019 s\u0103 mai a\u0219tept
\u0218i am plecat \u00een Tenerife, pe unde merge tot s\u0103racul.
Trec\u00e2nd mai bine de o lun\u0103 de c\u00e2nd tr\u0103iam sub orizont,
Privind doar marea cea albastr\u0103 \u0219i paradisul de culori,
Au \u00eenceput cur\u00e2nd, din \u021bar\u0103, s\u0103 vin\u0103 insistent scrisori,
Ce nu-ntrebau de s\u0103n\u0103tate, ci card \u0219i numere de cont\u2026
Am mituit o camerist\u0103, cu suflet \u0219i cu fese mari,
S\u0103 scrie-acas\u0103 o misiv\u0103, c\u0103 e ora\u0219u-ndurerat,
C\u0103 \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 scot din ap\u0103-un c\u00e2ine, m-a\u0219 fi \u00eenecat\u2026
\u0218i-am fost cu greu extras din ap\u0103 de ni\u0219te vajnici salvamari.
Sosi cur\u00e2nd o scrisoric\u0103: se pare, nimeni nu m\u0103 vrea,
S\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eengroape pe acolo sau hran\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 dea la pe\u0219ti,
Doar s\u0103 trimit\u0103 o h\u00e2rtie, pe-adresa de la Bucure\u0219ti,
C-am dat, pe bune, ortul popii, s\u0103-nha\u021be mo\u0219tenirea mea.
M-am bucurat \u00eenc\u0103 o lun\u0103 de via\u021ba mea de decedat,
Cu frumuse\u021bile locale, cu cord \u0219i forme generoase,
Dar m-am sc\u00e2rbit deja de toate, amocu-mi d\u0103 acum angoase,
Mi-e dor de c\u00e2ine, de pisic\u0103, de vinul ro\u0219u preferat\u2026
M-am deghizat c-o barb\u0103 sur\u0103, cu v\u00e2rfu-n dou\u0103 despicat
\u0218i mi-am lipit pe \u021beasta cheal\u0103, cu clei, o droaie de \u0219uvi\u021be,
Eram cam negru de la s\u00e2nii negreselor din insuli\u021be,
Din nop\u021bile cu lun\u0103 plin\u0103 \u0219i \u00een\u021besate de p\u0103cat.
M-am aruncat \u00een avionul cu-aterizare la B\u0103neasa,
M-au asaltat taximetri\u0219tii, ce m\u0103 vizaser\u0103 de fraier,
Urcai \u00een rabla nesp\u0103lat\u0103, \u00een care nu aveai nici aer,
Dar rezistai ca samuraii, c\u0103ci mi-am v\u0103zut cur\u00e2nd \u0219i casa.
Timid, cu ochelari de soare, din na\u0219tere claustrofobic,
Intrai \u00een curte. La piscin\u0103, \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219a\u021bi pe o saltea
Se giugiulea f\u0103r\u0103 ru\u0219ine, \u00een doliu, nevestica mea,
Av\u00e2nd pe ea doar p\u0103l\u0103ria \u0219i-un antrenor de aerobic.
V\u0103z\u00e2ndu-m\u0103, \u021bip\u0103 nervoas\u0103, chem\u00e2nd masivul malamut,
C\u0103\u021bel pe care \u00eel crescusem de c\u00e2nd era un ghemotoc
\u0218i-acesta a venit \u00een fug\u0103\u2026 \u0219i m\u0103 pup\u0103 \u00een bot cu foc,
C\u0103ci \u0219i a\u0219a, cu barba fals\u0103, el, singur, m-a recunoscut.
Mi-am smuls \u0219i barba \u0219i peruca, am pus o m\u00e2n\u0103 pe topor,
Dar am\u00e2ndoi au \u0219i zbughit-o pe strad\u0103, speria\u021bi \u0219i goi,
De parc\u0103-ar fi avut \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 o ar\u0103tare, un strigoi,
Iar eu am \u00eencuiat intrarea, definitiv, \u00een urma lor!
O veste fals\u0103, \u00eentr-o lun\u0103, repar\u0103 providen\u021bial,
Ce nu rezolv\u0103 nici o lege din Monitoru-Oficial!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u00e2t e de fals\u0103 lumea \u00een care azi ne ducem veacul,Am hot\u0103r\u00e2t, a\u0219a, deodat\u0103, s\u0103 dau cu adev\u0103rul piept:Mi-am cump\u0103rat bilet la mare, \u00een grab\u0103, f\u0103r\u2019 s\u0103 mai a\u0219tept\u0218i am plecat \u00een Tenerife, pe unde merge tot s\u0103racul.Trec\u00e2nd mai bine de o lun\u0103 de c\u00e2nd tr\u0103iam sub orizont,Privind doar marea cea albastr\u0103 \u0219i paradisul […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5622,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5621"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5623,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5621\/revisions\/5623"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}