Cic\u0103litor, ca limb\u0103 de femeie,
Nervos, \u0219peraclul dojenea o cheie
Ce \u00eencerca a nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2ta oar\u0103,
Ca s\u0103 descuie u\u0219a la c\u0103mar\u0103.
-Surato, d\u0103-te-o dat\u0103 la o parte,
Se vede c\u0103 nu \u0219tii prea mult\u0103 carte,
Pe tine te-a f\u0103cut un gur\u0103-casc\u0103,
Hilar, s\u0103 po\u021bi deschide doar o broasc\u0103.
De fapt, tu e\u0219ti un fier ca oarecare,
\u00cen stare doar s\u0103 rup\u0103 buzunare,
Ce \u0219ade at\u00e2rnat de un inel,
Precum \u00een r\u00e2t veriga la purcel.
\u00cen schimb, eu sunt mai suplu, mai abil,
Inteligent \u0219i mult mai versatil,
Cu to\u021bii au ajuns s\u0103 recunoasc\u0103,
Nu poate s\u0103-mi reziste nici o broasc\u0103,
C\u0103-i de birou, de u\u0219\u0103 sau seif,
Comoara unui pap\u0103 sau calif,
Cu lac\u0103te, cu gratii, u\u0219i blindate\u2026
Ba sparg u\u0219or centuri de castitate.
-E-adev\u0103rat ce spui cu \u00eenc\u00e2ntare,
Spargi u\u0219i, dar o s-ajungi la \u00eenchisoare,
C\u0103ci doar afar-ai magica formul\u0103,
Ce nu mai e valabil\u0103-n celul\u0103.
Chiar dac\u0103 e\u0219ti abil \u0219i talentat,
O s\u0103 ajungi extrem de \u00eencuiat,
De\u0219i acum nu \u0219tii \u00eenc\u0103 ce-i frica,
O s\u0103 ajungi cur\u00e2nd la mititca
\u0218i pun pariu c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 ai idee,
C\u00e2t \u021bi-ai dori atunci s\u0103 fii o cheie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala1.
Sunt u\u0219i de fier, legate cu o sfoar\u0103,
Ce po\u021bi s\u0103 le deschizi doar de afar\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
O cheie \u0219i-un \u0219peraclu sunt doar glume,
C\u00e2nd po\u021bi s\u0103 ie\u0219i legal, cu trei volume!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
Nu po\u021bi nici c-un \u0219peraclu, lucru rar,
Deschide-un creier de parlamentar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cic\u0103litor, ca limb\u0103 de femeie,Nervos, \u0219peraclul dojenea o cheieCe \u00eencerca a nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2ta oar\u0103,Ca s\u0103 descuie u\u0219a la c\u0103mar\u0103.-Surato, d\u0103-te-o dat\u0103 la o parte,Se vede c\u0103 nu \u0219tii prea mult\u0103 carte,Pe tine te-a f\u0103cut un gur\u0103-casc\u0103,Hilar, s\u0103 po\u021bi deschide doar o broasc\u0103.De fapt, tu e\u0219ti un fier ca oarecare,\u00cen stare doar s\u0103 rup\u0103 buzunare,Ce […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5625,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5624"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5626,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5624\/revisions\/5626"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}