Lupul, \u0219ef de hait\u0103, a c\u0103zut bolnav
\u0218i s-a dus la doctor b\u0103nuind c\u0103-i grav.
Se jura c\u0103 lupii s\u0103i de ceva ani,
M\u00e2nc\u0103 fragi si mure devenind vegani.
Crunt lovi\u021bi de foame \u0219i de chin etern,
Nu au prins mandate grase in guvern,
C\u0103 degeaba url\u0103 r\u0103i \u0219i plini de ur\u0103
Geaba-i mo\u021biunea simpl\u0103 de cenzur\u0103.
Cei ce-mpart bugetul au salarii grase
\u0218i-au luat pe \u0219pag\u0103 \u0219i ma\u0219ini si case,
\u00cemp\u0103r\u021bind p\u0103durea ei cu to\u021bi ciracii
\u0218i cu l\u0103comie taie to\u021bi copacii.
El e singur care, cu un gust amar,
E cinstit cu grupul s\u0103u parlamentar,
\u0218i au bur\u021bi umflate, ulcer, litiaze,
C\u0103ci la lupi bure\u021bii le provoac\u0103 gaze.
Doctorul, amabil, negrul liliac,
I-a luat mult s\u00e2nge, pentru-ai fi pe plac,
A luat o du\u0219c\u0103 s\u0103 nu fac\u0103-o criz\u0103,
Restul \u00eel trimise pentru analiz\u0103.
Dup\u0103 cinci minute pline de mister,
A venit r\u0103spunsul, printr-un curier,
\u00cens\u0103 rezultatul provoc\u0103 derut\u0103:
Lupul are-o boal\u0103 ce se cheam\u0103 \u2026gut\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala
Falsa inani\u021bie e un truc urban:
Lupu-n opozi\u021bie m\u00e2nc\u0103 tot ciolan!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Lupul, \u0219ef de hait\u0103, a c\u0103zut bolnav\u0218i s-a dus la doctor b\u0103nuind c\u0103-i grav.Se jura c\u0103 lupii s\u0103i de ceva ani,M\u00e2nc\u0103 fragi si mure devenind vegani.Crunt lovi\u021bi de foame \u0219i de chin etern,Nu au prins mandate grase in guvern,C\u0103 degeaba url\u0103 r\u0103i \u0219i plini de ur\u0103Geaba-i mo\u021biunea simpl\u0103 de cenzur\u0103.Cei ce-mpart bugetul au salarii grase\u0218i-au […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5648,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5647"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5649,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5647\/revisions\/5649"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}