O lamp\u0103 am g\u0103sit, ca Aladin
\u0218i am frecat-o numai \u00eentr-o doar\u0103;
A ap\u0103rut instantaneu un djin,
Gr\u0103bit, av\u00e2nd \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103-o valijoar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-a spus c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 plece undeva,
\u00centr-un voiaj, c\u0103 este cam stresat.
Nu-mi las\u0103 lampa, dac\u0103 vreau ceva,
S\u0103 frec ce vreau, am cont nelimitat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am o rupt o ment\u0103, c\u0103 aveam un strat,
C\u0103 tot cre\u0219tea aiurea prin gr\u0103din\u0103
\u0218i am frecat-o, am acum palat,
Un avion cu bar \u0219i cu piscin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Luai o halb\u0103 veche de la sa\u0219i
Frec\u00e2nd-o dur, pe fund, de nu se poate:
\u0218i Lotte cea cu s\u00e2nii uria\u0219i,
A ap\u0103rut cu berile frapate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Frecai atunci o sticl\u0103 de Purcari,
\u00cen care am \u021binut o vreme lapte;
A ap\u0103rut o gras\u0103 de Cotnari,
Ce a dorit s\u0103 stea \u0219i peste noapte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cercai \u0219i cu cafea, din cea turceasc\u0103,
Nu a fost r\u0103u, de\u0219i de-atunci m\u0103 tem:
A ap\u0103rut, subit, s\u0103 mi-o serveasc\u0103,
O lun\u0103 plin\u0103, un \u00eentreg harem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Frecai vestitul Dom Perignon,
Dar nu v\u0103 povestesc ce am p\u0103\u021bit:
A ap\u0103rut nevasta lui Macron\u2026
\u0218i nu mai frec nimic, m-am lecuit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
O lamp\u0103 am g\u0103sit, ca Aladin\u0218i am frecat-o numai \u00eentr-o doar\u0103;A ap\u0103rut instantaneu un djin,Gr\u0103bit, av\u00e2nd \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103-o valijoar\u0103. Mi-a spus c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 plece undeva,\u00centr-un voiaj, c\u0103 este cam stresat.Nu-mi las\u0103 lampa, dac\u0103 vreau ceva,S\u0103 frec ce vreau, am cont nelimitat. Am o rupt o ment\u0103, c\u0103 aveam un strat,C\u0103 tot cre\u0219tea aiurea prin […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5653,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5652"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5654,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5652\/revisions\/5654"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}