{"id":5661,"date":"2026-07-14T06:17:45","date_gmt":"2026-07-14T03:17:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=5661"},"modified":"2026-07-14T06:17:46","modified_gmt":"2026-07-14T03:17:46","slug":"vreau-sa-ajung-macron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/vreau-sa-ajung-macron\/","title":{"rendered":"Vreau s\u0103 ajung Macron"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Precum Macron s\u0103 avansez,<br>Ca prezident la mine-n \u021bar\u0103,<br>Re\u021beta e s\u0103 m\u0103 cuplez,<br>Urgent, c-o fost\u0103 profesoar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pe la liceul meu am fost,<br>Apoi \u0219i pe la facultate.<br>M-am agitat, dar f\u0103r\u0103 rost:<br>Majoritatea-s decedate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vreo c\u00e2teva-s cu Parkinson,<br>Alzheimer, gut\u0103 sau rinite<br>\u0218i tensiuni la unison\u2026<br>Iar restul sunt c\u0103s\u0103torite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cemi fac curaj cu un rachiu,<br>O \u0219ans\u0103 doar mi-a mai r\u0103mas,<br>O profesoar\u0103 din Sibiu\u2026<br>Dar e luat\u0103 de un sas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am apelat la tineret<br>C-o stagiar\u0103 din Viscri\u2019<br>Dar m-a privit ca pe-un valet.<br>Avea cu Charles doi copii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nervos, am s\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219it m\u0103cel,<br>De englezoi nu mai am mil\u0103<br>\u0218i am iubit, chiar sub Eiffel\u2026<br>\u00cen toiul nop\u021bii, o Camill\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Precum Macron s\u0103 avansez,Ca prezident la mine-n \u021bar\u0103,Re\u021beta e s\u0103 m\u0103 cuplez,Urgent, c-o fost\u0103 profesoar\u0103. Pe la liceul meu am fost,Apoi \u0219i pe la facultate.M-am agitat, dar f\u0103r\u0103 rost:Majoritatea-s decedate. Vreo c\u00e2teva-s cu Parkinson,Alzheimer, gut\u0103 sau rinite\u0218i tensiuni la unison\u2026Iar restul sunt c\u0103s\u0103torite. \u00cemi fac curaj cu un rachiu,O \u0219ans\u0103 doar mi-a mai r\u0103mas,O profesoar\u0103 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5662,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5661"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5663,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5661\/revisions\/5663"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5662"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}