Vulpoiul s-a cuplat cu o ursoaic\u0103 \u0219i-o vizita acas\u2019 necontenit,
C\u0103ci ursul, cu o coad\u0103 foarte scurt\u0103 \u0219i nop\u021bile mergea la pescuit.
Se petreceau orgii f\u0103r\u0103 de seam\u0103n, be\u021bii, manele, dansuri din buric,
Vecinii \u0219u\u0219oteau pe-ascuns la col\u021buri, dar culmea, ursul n-a aflat nimic.
Idila lor dura de mult\u0103 vreme \u0219i ei erau destul de relaxa\u021bi,
Iar ursul n-a b\u0103gat deloc \u00een seam\u0103 c\u0103 unii ursule\u021bi erau ro\u0219ca\u021bi.
Vreo doi aveau chiar \u0219i o coad\u0103 lung\u0103, ce o purtau cu \u0219arm \u0219i sex-appeal,
Dar soa\u021ba \u00eei spunea la urs c\u0103-i numai, fiindc\u0103 e fantastic de viril.
\u00cen prag de sear\u0103 se porni o ploaie, cu fulgere ce coborau din nor,
Ursoaica-n vizuin\u0103, cu vulpoiul, \u00ee\u0219i consumau partida de amor,
C\u00e2nd bietul urs, murat p\u00e2n\u0103 la piele, se-ntoarse la b\u00e2rlog inopinat
\u0218i auzind cum geme-a sa nevast\u0103, intr\u0103-n\u0103untru foarte speriat.
Dar mare-i fu surpriza \u0219i mirarea c\u00e2nd a v\u0103zut vulpoiu-aproape nud
\u0218i grabnic puse m\u00e2na pe o pu\u0219c\u0103, de\u0219i era \u00eengrozitor de ud.
A tras un foc \u00een curtezanul care, f\u0103c\u00e2nd din pat o s\u0103ritur\u0103 scurt\u0103,
S-a-mpiedicat flagrant chiar \u00een desuuri, ateriz\u00e2nd chiar l\u00e2ng\u0103 urs, pe burt\u0103,
Iar glon\u021bul ce-a pornit cu zgomot mare, ca fulgerul din gura de la flint\u0103,
Se-nfipse \u00een peretele din spate \u0219i nu a nimerit direct \u00een \u021bint\u0103!
Morala
C\u00e2nd mergi prea des acas\u0103 la vecine
\u0218i so\u021bul are pu\u0219c\u0103-n panoplie,
Mai bine prins, cu budig\u0103i pe vine,
Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 iei un glon\u021b \u00een sc\u0103f\u00e2rlie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Vulpoiul s-a cuplat cu o ursoaic\u0103 \u0219i-o vizita acas\u2019 necontenit,C\u0103ci ursul, cu o coad\u0103 foarte scurt\u0103 \u0219i nop\u021bile mergea la pescuit.Se petreceau orgii f\u0103r\u0103 de seam\u0103n, be\u021bii, manele, dansuri din buric,Vecinii \u0219u\u0219oteau pe-ascuns la col\u021buri, dar culmea, ursul n-a aflat nimic.Idila lor dura de mult\u0103 vreme \u0219i ei erau destul de relaxa\u021bi,Iar ursul n-a b\u0103gat […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":569,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=568"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":570,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568\/revisions\/570"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}