\u00cen p\u0103durea-ntunecat\u0103 s-au organizat sufragii,
C-a venit iar perioada-n care se \u00eempart posmagii
\u0218i pe scena \u00eencropit\u0103 sub un r\u0103muros stejar,
Candida\u021bi veneau gr\u0103mad\u0103 s\u0103 promit\u0103 \u00een zadar,
C\u00e2te-n lun\u0103 \u0219i \u00een stele, ca la casa de nebuni,
C\u0103ci erau doar vorbe goale, nesim\u021bite promisiuni.
Au r\u0103mas s\u0103 concureze \u00een final\u0103 numai doi,
Ursul, cu pu\u021bin\u0103 \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i o javr\u0103 de vulpoi,
La o mare \u00eentrunire cu mul\u021bimi de animale,
Ce-au mai dat cu b\u0103\u021bu-n balt\u0103 cu pomeni electorale.
Ursul, sus de la tribun\u0103, suflecat p\u00e2n\u0103 la coate,
A expus m\u0103re\u021be planuri, calcula\u021bii complicate,
Ce-ar\u0103tau c\u0103 \u00eentr-o lun\u0103 o s\u0103 fac\u0103 to\u021bi avere
\u0218i \u00een codru o s\u0103 curg\u0103 r\u00e2u de lapte \u0219i de miere.
N-apuc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eencheie speechul c-ap\u0103ru subit vulpoiul,
\u0218i din boxe paralele \u00eencepu \u0219i t\u0103r\u0103boiul,
C\u0103ci \u00een loc s\u0103 le explice cum s\u0103 scape de belele,
A-nceput s\u0103-njure ursul doar pe ritmuri de manele.
Animalele-ncepur\u0103 s\u0103 aplaude \u00een delir,
\u0218i pe urs spun\u00e2nd c\u0103 moare, l-au trimis la cimitir,
Aleg\u00e2nd din nou vulpoiul s\u0103-i conduc\u0103 consecvent,
Doar pe ritmuri de b\u0103tut\u0103 \u0219i hip-hop spre faliment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
Ca la fotbal, \u00een alegeri, comportarea ni-e bizar\u0103:
Avem poarta mare-n fa\u021b\u0103, dar mereu o d\u0103m \u00een bar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
\u00cen concertul Europei se aude \u201ea capella\u201d,
Dar c\u00e2nt\u0103m dup\u0103 ureche, urm\u0103rind telenovela.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
O s\u0103 st\u0103m cu m\u00e2na-ntins\u0103 \u0219i \u00een via\u021ba de apoi,
C\u0103ci mereu \u00een frunte punem, un \u0219acal sau un vulpoi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cen p\u0103durea-ntunecat\u0103 s-au organizat sufragii,C-a venit iar perioada-n care se \u00eempart posmagii\u0218i pe scena \u00eencropit\u0103 sub un r\u0103muros stejar,Candida\u021bi veneau gr\u0103mad\u0103 s\u0103 promit\u0103 \u00een zadar,C\u00e2te-n lun\u0103 \u0219i \u00een stele, ca la casa de nebuni,C\u0103ci erau doar vorbe goale, nesim\u021bite promisiuni.Au r\u0103mas s\u0103 concureze \u00een final\u0103 numai doi,Ursul, cu pu\u021bin\u0103 \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i o javr\u0103 de vulpoi,La […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5723,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5722"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5724,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5722\/revisions\/5724"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}