Ie\u0219ir\u0103 \u0219oriceii \u00een holda cea m\u0103noas\u0103,
S\u0103 vad\u0103 cum se ceart\u0103 o secer\u0103 \u0219i-o coas\u0103,
F\u0103c\u00e2nd at\u00e2ta v\u00e2lv\u0103, scandal \u0219i tevatur\u0103,
De a venit ciocanul ca s\u0103 le dea \u00een gur\u0103.
Cu mult mai mare, coasa, la v\u00e2rf \u00eencovoiat\u0103,
Striga din \u00een\u0103l\u021bime extrem de sup\u0103rat\u0103:
-Pitic\u0103 coco\u0219at\u0103 \u0219i-obraznic\u0103, cu jale,
Constat c\u0103 e\u0219ti aicea doar s\u0103 \u00eemi stai \u00een cale,
Prezen\u021ba ta nu este nicicum un avantaj,
Ci pot s\u0103 o calific ca act de sabotaj.
Eu tai o brazd\u0103 mare \u0219i spicele adun,
Nu m\u0103 agit ca tine \u0219i-apoi le las \u00een drum.
C\u0103 sunt eficient\u0103 e lucru demonstrat:
Chiar moartea nemiloas\u0103 cu coas\u0103 s-a dotat.
A\u0219a c\u0103 pieri din cale \u0219i d\u0103-te la o parte,
C\u0103 mi-am pierdut r\u0103bdarea \u0219i sunt nervoas\u0103 foarte!
-De crezi c\u0103 m\u0103-nsp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103 tirada-\u021bi de altist\u0103,
De trist\u0103 inspira\u021bie, profund stahanovist\u0103,
Te-n\u0219eli \u00een mod amarnic, mai mult, subliniez
Eu pus\u0103 sunt aicea chiar s\u0103 te corectez.
La haturi, unde spicul a fost tr\u00e2ntit de v\u00e2nt
\u0218i boabele-s sortite s\u0103 intre \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt,
Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 garduri unde, tu ai cam dat rateu,
Cu infinit\u0103 grij\u0103, rezolv problema eu.
C\u0103 e\u0219ti unealta mor\u021bii nu te \u00eemp\u0103una:
Am multe pe con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, c\u0103ci spre ru\u0219inea mea,
De m\u00e2n\u0103 cu ciocanul, pe steagul de partid,
\u00cen toat\u0103 lumea asta f\u0103cut-am genocid,
Cum vezi avem o vin\u0103 \u0219i-un mare handicap,
Mai bine s\u0103 ne punem, \u00een cor, cenu\u0219\u0103-n cap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
Munca \u00een agricultur\u0103-i crud\u0103 \u0219i periculoas\u0103
C\u00e2nd lucreaz\u0103 \u00eempreun\u0103 secera \u0219i cu o coas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
Secera b\u0103tut\u0103-n gur\u0103 e letal\u0103 peste poate,
Mai ales c\u00e2nd \u0219i ciocanul este \u00een complicitate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
C\u00e2nd lama-i ascu\u021bit\u0103 \u0219i vie\u021bile reteaz\u0103,
Conteaz\u0103 numai m\u00e2na, m\u0103rimea nu conteaz\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ie\u0219ir\u0103 \u0219oriceii \u00een holda cea m\u0103noas\u0103,S\u0103 vad\u0103 cum se ceart\u0103 o secer\u0103 \u0219i-o coas\u0103,F\u0103c\u00e2nd at\u00e2ta v\u00e2lv\u0103, scandal \u0219i tevatur\u0103,De a venit ciocanul ca s\u0103 le dea \u00een gur\u0103.Cu mult mai mare, coasa, la v\u00e2rf \u00eencovoiat\u0103,Striga din \u00een\u0103l\u021bime extrem de sup\u0103rat\u0103:-Pitic\u0103 coco\u0219at\u0103 \u0219i-obraznic\u0103, cu jale,Constat c\u0103 e\u0219ti aicea doar s\u0103 \u00eemi stai \u00een cale,Prezen\u021ba ta nu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5763,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5762"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5764,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5762\/revisions\/5764"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}