{"id":5772,"date":"2026-07-23T06:33:53","date_gmt":"2026-07-23T03:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=5772"},"modified":"2026-07-23T06:33:53","modified_gmt":"2026-07-23T03:33:53","slug":"om-la-apa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/om-la-apa\/","title":{"rendered":"Om la ap\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V\u0103 rog, arunca\u021bi-mi colacul,<br>C\u0103 apa-i deja p\u00e2n\u2019 la g\u00e2t;<br>De\u0219i dau din m\u00e2ini, hot\u0103r\u00e2t,<br>Am dat, mi se pare, de dracul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am fost la agie p\u00e2r\u00e2t,<br>C-am str\u00e2ns de pe lapte caimacul;<br>V\u0103 rog, arunca\u021bi-mi colacul,<br>C\u0103 apa mi-ajuns p\u00e2n\u2019 la g\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am dat la lovele atacul,<br>Fiind prin procese t\u00e2r\u00e2t,<br>Du\u0219manii m\u0103 vor dobor\u00e2t\u2026<br>\u0218i cum \u00een CV n-am nici bacul,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V\u0103 rog, arunca\u021bi-mi colacul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0103 rog, arunca\u021bi-mi colacul,C\u0103 apa-i deja p\u00e2n\u2019 la g\u00e2t;De\u0219i dau din m\u00e2ini, hot\u0103r\u00e2t,Am dat, mi se pare, de dracul! Am fost la agie p\u00e2r\u00e2t,C-am str\u00e2ns de pe lapte caimacul;V\u0103 rog, arunca\u021bi-mi colacul,C\u0103 apa mi-ajuns p\u00e2n\u2019 la g\u00e2t. Am dat la lovele atacul,Fiind prin procese t\u00e2r\u00e2t,Du\u0219manii m\u0103 vor dobor\u00e2t\u2026\u0218i cum \u00een CV n-am nici bacul, V\u0103 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5773,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rondeluri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5772"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5774,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5772\/revisions\/5774"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}