\u00cen Delt\u0103-n labirintul verde ce se \u00eentinde \u00eentre bra\u021be,
Cu li\u0219ite, cocori \u0219i berze, cu lebede \u0219i cu beca\u021be,
Se \u00eent\u00e2lnir\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103-n fa\u021b\u0103 chiar l\u00e2ng\u0103 un catamaran,
Un pelican dotat cu tolb\u0103 \u0219i cu cernitul cormoran.
Babi\u021ba (adic\u0103 pelicanul), mult mai comod\u0103 \u0219i masiv\u0103,
Plutea pe-oglinda spart\u0103-a apei cu greutate, \u00een deriv\u0103,
Av\u00e2nd b\u0103ga\u021bi din abunden\u021b\u0103 \u00een sacul mare de sub plisc,
\u0218al\u0103i \u0219i \u0219tiuci ce-i braconase pe care i-a ascuns de Fisc.
F\u0103cea chiolhanuri f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r \u0219i se-nfrupta cu l\u0103comie,
Cu un jandarm, cei de la Mediu \u0219i-un secretar de Prim\u0103rie.
S\u0103racul cormoran, mai negru \u0219i greu de via\u021b\u0103 \u00eencercat
De mari nevoi, de-o crunt\u0103 foame \u0219i \u00eendelung discriminat,
Muncea din greu s\u0103 str\u00e2ng\u0103 pe\u0219te, s\u0103 dea \u0219i el cumva de bine,
Din Dun\u0103re, din b\u0103l\u021bi \u0219i lacuri, ba chiar la vile din piscine.
V\u0103z\u00e2nd at\u00e2ta risipire \u00eei zise pelicanul critic:
-Observ amice cu oroare, c\u0103 nu e\u0219ti orientat politic.
Alergi c\u00e2t ziua e de lung\u0103 \u0219i te alegi cu vorba aia,
Catalogat ca oaie neagr\u0103 cum afirma ministrul Daia.
Ba cum ne mai spunea pe vremuri, t\u0103cut, cu tonul s\u0103u bonom
\u0218i pre\u0219edintele pe sticl\u0103, e\u0219ti urm\u0103rit de ghinion.
Fiindc\u0103 eu de\u021bin pe umeri o c\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2n\u0103 mai de\u0219teapt\u0103,
Cu \u0219pag\u0103, am comenduirea exact la pana mea cea dreapt\u0103.
Pot s\u0103 tot fur, nu-mi fac probleme \u0219i nu am gre\u021buri chiar deloc
Adun c\u00e2t pot \u0219i-nghesui prada, c\u0103 am depozitul sub cioc.
\u0218i-a \u00eenceput s\u0103-nghit\u0103 pe\u0219te cu entuziasm exagerat,
Dar fi\u2019nd o prad\u0103 mult prea mare, s-a dus la fund \u0219i s-a-necat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1
L\u0103comia c\u00e2nd e mare \u0219i m\u0103sura o \u00eentreci,
Chiar de apa este mic\u0103, singur po\u021bi s\u0103 te \u00eeneci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2
C\u00e2nd \u00eentreci orice m\u0103sur\u0103, \u00eenghi\u021bind cu l\u0103comie,
Poate-n g\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i-am\u0103r\u00e2ta de hamsie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3
P\u0103s\u0103rile cu penajul negru sau \u00eentunecat,
N-au nevoie de instructor c\u00e2nd e vorba de furat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cen Delt\u0103-n labirintul verde ce se \u00eentinde \u00eentre bra\u021be,Cu li\u0219ite, cocori \u0219i berze, cu lebede \u0219i cu beca\u021be,Se \u00eent\u00e2lnir\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103-n fa\u021b\u0103 chiar l\u00e2ng\u0103 un catamaran,Un pelican dotat cu tolb\u0103 \u0219i cu cernitul cormoran.Babi\u021ba (adic\u0103 pelicanul), mult mai comod\u0103 \u0219i masiv\u0103,Plutea pe-oglinda spart\u0103-a apei cu greutate, \u00een deriv\u0103,Av\u00e2nd b\u0103ga\u021bi din abunden\u021b\u0103 \u00een sacul mare de sub […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5787,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5785"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5786,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5785\/revisions\/5786"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}