Un maidanez, un c\u00e2ine de pripas,
Cu blana rupt\u0103, palid \u0219i neras,
M\u00e2nca pe jos, c\u0103 nu avea castron,
Un os, ce l-a g\u0103sit \u00een tomberon.
Z\u00e2mbea \u00een timp ce ron\u021b\u0103ia de zor,
Crez\u00e2nd c-a prins pe Domnul de picior,
C\u0103 n-a g\u0103sit de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni m\u00e2ncare,
Iar burta-i chior\u0103ia cu-nver\u0219unare.
Pe c\u00e2nd privea la osul s\u0103u, cruci\u0219,
N-a observat c\u0103-n fa\u021b\u0103, un caniche,
Legat cu zgard\u0103-l studia de zor,
Scandalizat \u0219i comp\u0103timitor:
-Analiz\u00e2nd excesele-\u021bi canine,
Observ c\u0103 faci to\u021bi c\u00e2inii de ru\u0219ine,
E\u0219ti un milog ce st\u0103 la col\u021b \u0219i cere,
Nu \u0219tii ce-s alea bune maniere.
Ai haine rupte \u0219i urechi murdare
\u0218i unghii net\u0103iate la picioare,
Pe din\u021bi nu te-ai sp\u0103lat m\u0103car o dat\u0103,
Iar blana \u021bi-e de pureci infestat\u0103.
Chiar \u0219i l\u0103tratul t\u0103u e-un c\u00e2nt de jale,
Ce-abund\u0103 de gre\u0219eli gramaticale!
-Eu recunosc c\u0103 poate ai dreptate,
Sunt peticit, cu labe nesp\u0103late,
Nu sunt ca tine tuns \u0219i parfumat,
Cu haine ca de oameni, \u00eembr\u0103cat.
Chiar de m\u0103 vezi a\u0219a, jegos, ur\u00e2t,
Nu vreau s\u0103 port un lan\u021b lucios la g\u00e2t.
M\u0103n\u00e2nc doar resturi, dar privesc la cer,
Ferindu-m\u0103 cu grij\u0103 de hingher
Prefer s\u0103 am c\u0103\u021bele \u201ebagaboante\u201d,
Dec\u00e2t castrat, cu haine elegante.
Morala 1
Mai bine stai \u0219i rozi pe strad\u0103 oase,
Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 por\u021bi o zeghe de m\u0103tase.
Morala 2
Cu bune maniere, dai rateu,
Azi au succes doar ho\u021bii cu tupeu.
Morala 3
Mul\u021bi politruci ating nivelul critic:
De fapt sunt maidanezi, castra\u021bi politic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Un maidanez, un c\u00e2ine de pripas,Cu blana rupt\u0103, palid \u0219i neras,M\u00e2nca pe jos, c\u0103 nu avea castron,Un os, ce l-a g\u0103sit \u00een tomberon.Z\u00e2mbea \u00een timp ce ron\u021b\u0103ia de zor,Crez\u00e2nd c-a prins pe Domnul de picior,C\u0103 n-a g\u0103sit de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni m\u00e2ncare,Iar burta-i chior\u0103ia cu-nver\u0219unare.Pe c\u00e2nd privea la osul s\u0103u, cruci\u0219,N-a observat c\u0103-n fa\u021b\u0103, un caniche,Legat cu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":585,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":586,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions\/586"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}