{"id":604,"date":"2025-10-31T04:17:20","date_gmt":"2025-10-31T04:17:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=604"},"modified":"2025-11-22T08:31:43","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T08:31:43","slug":"sunt-pregatit-deja-de-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/sunt-pregatit-deja-de-halloween\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunt preg\u0103tit deja de Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sunt preg\u0103tit deja de Halloween,<br>Mi-e fa\u021ba ca br\u0103zdat\u0103 de cu\u021bite,<br>La privitori, fac cordul s\u0103 palpite,<br>C\u0103ci bonus, am \u0219i coarne ca de ren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u0103 voi feri de whiskey \u0219i ispite,<br>De tot ce e frivol, vulgar, obscen,<br>Sunt preg\u0103tit deja de Halloween,<br>Mi-e fa\u021ba ca br\u0103zdat\u0103 de cu\u021bite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u0103c\u0103tuind, din spirit androgen,<br>Am constatat, chiar dac\u0103 sunt vopsite,<br>C\u0103 soa\u021ba are unghii ascu\u021bite<br>\u0218i-ar\u0103t de parc\u0103 m-a lovit un tren\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sunt preg\u0103tit deja de Halloween!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt preg\u0103tit deja de Halloween,Mi-e fa\u021ba ca br\u0103zdat\u0103 de cu\u021bite,La privitori, fac cordul s\u0103 palpite,C\u0103ci bonus, am \u0219i coarne ca de ren. M\u0103 voi feri de whiskey \u0219i ispite,De tot ce e frivol, vulgar, obscen,Sunt preg\u0103tit deja de Halloween,Mi-e fa\u021ba ca br\u0103zdat\u0103 de cu\u021bite. P\u0103c\u0103tuind, din spirit androgen,Am constatat, chiar dac\u0103 sunt vopsite,C\u0103 soa\u021ba are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":605,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rondeluri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=604"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":606,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions\/606"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}