{"id":625,"date":"2025-10-31T05:00:41","date_gmt":"2025-10-31T05:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=625"},"modified":"2025-11-22T08:31:43","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T08:31:43","slug":"al-saselea-simt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/al-saselea-simt\/","title":{"rendered":"Al \u0219aselea sim\u021b"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Era b\u0103rbat cu sim\u021burile treze,<br>Cu ie \u0219i chimir, suman \u0219i clop,<br>Av\u00e2nd un v\u0103z f\u0103cut s\u0103 repereze<br>\u0218i o omid\u0103, sus, \u00een v\u00e2rf de plop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Avea un gust vecin cu nebunia,<br>\u0218i savura bucatele discret,<br>Dar nu numai privind gastronomia\u2026<br>Era artist, dar mai ales estet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E drept c-avea un iz precum \u021b\u0103ranul,<br>A baleg\u0103 de cal \u0219i busuioc,<br>Dar mirosea de la distan\u021b\u0103 banul\u2026<br>\u0218i p\u00e2n\u2019 la nas nu-i ajungeai deloc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00e2nca jambon c\u00e2rna\u021bi de porc \u0219i urd\u0103<br>\u0218i auzea de parc-avea radare,<br>Chiar dac\u0103 mai f\u0103cea ureche surd\u0103\u2026<br>C\u00e2nd soa\u021ba \u00eel certa la sup\u0103rare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A \u00eencasat \u0219i lovituri \u00een spate,<br>De vin\u0103-i pip\u0103itul, pas\u0103mite,<br>C\u0103 a fost prins cu m\u00e2inile b\u0103gate,<br>Sub fust\u0103 la femei c\u0103s\u0103torite!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Acuma internat e \u00een spital,<br>Ca o mumie-n gips p\u00e2n\u2019 la mijloc,<br>Ateriz\u00e2nd stupid \u00eentr-un canal\u2026<br>C\u0103ci n-avea sim\u021bul g\u0103urii deloc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Era b\u0103rbat cu sim\u021burile treze,Cu ie \u0219i chimir, suman \u0219i clop,Av\u00e2nd un v\u0103z f\u0103cut s\u0103 repereze\u0218i o omid\u0103, sus, \u00een v\u00e2rf de plop. Avea un gust vecin cu nebunia,\u0218i savura bucatele discret,Dar nu numai privind gastronomia\u2026Era artist, dar mai ales estet. E drept c-avea un iz precum \u021b\u0103ranul,A baleg\u0103 de cal \u0219i busuioc,Dar mirosea de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":626,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=625"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":627,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/625\/revisions\/627"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}