Re\u0219oul \u0219i cu aragazul ce se-nfruntau cu du\u0219m\u0103nie,
Dorind \u0219efia absolut\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i buc\u0103t\u0103rie,
\u00ce\u0219i aruncau cuvinte grele, ba c\u00e2teodat\u0103 arz\u0103toare,
\u00cenjur\u0103turi de ceapa m\u0103-sii \u0219i vorbe cu piper \u0219i sare.
Re\u0219oul, ce era \u00een priz\u0103 a \u0219i intrat rapid \u00een vorb\u0103:
-Amice, ia ascult\u0103 bine, aterizezi ca musca-n ciorb\u0103!
E\u0219ti dep\u0103\u0219it de mult\u0103 vreme, ai izuri de hidrocarbur\u0103,
Te f\u00e2s\u00e2i evad\u00e2nd din \u021beav\u0103, dai gusturi stranii la friptur\u0103.
Afumi tot ce \u00ee\u021bi pic\u0103-n ghear\u0103, de\u0219i mereu te dai rotund,
E\u0219ti un pervers ce f\u0103r\u0103 vorbe te dai la crati\u021be la fund.
\u00cen plus, c\u0103 s-a scumpit \u0219i gazul \u0219i energia e-n deriv\u0103,
\u00ce\u021bi dai \u0219i aere cam scumpe, e\u0219ti o teroare exploziv\u0103!
Dar aragazul, sub presiune, un veritabil kamikaze,
Tu\u0219i ironic \u0219i deodat\u0103 a slobozit un nor de gaze
Din ochiurile ce la maxim f\u0103ceau un zgomot de cazan:
-Ai dovedit \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti un jalnic b\u0103d\u0103ran,
Ce intr\u0103-n cas\u0103 ca \u0219i ho\u021bii ce ne tapeaz\u0103 de finan\u021be,
Te faci c\u0103 te opre\u0219ti, de form\u0103, prin fire \u0219i prin siguran\u021be,
Apoi c\u00e2nd lumea \u021bi-e mai drag\u0103, dai \u0219ocuri prevestind omorul,
Arzi boilerul \u0219i frigiderul, ba mult mai des televizorul
\u00cel curentezi pe ori\u0219icine, \u0219i-nopinat, \u00eel dai pe spate,
De pune m\u00e2na \u00eentr-o priz\u0103 sau firele dezizolate.
\u00cen plus, acuma c\u00e2nd \u00een lume, subit conflictele irump,
E omenirea de p\u0103rere c-ai devenit extrem de scump.
E\u0219ti evident pericol public, nu te mai da a\u0219a de mare,
C\u0103ci unde e\u0219ti prezent, apare pl\u0103cu\u021ba de avertizare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala
Acum, c\u00e2nd gazele, curentul, \u00ee\u021bi urc\u0103 brusc temperatura,
\u00cen iarn\u0103 nu te-omoar\u0103 frigul, ci faci infarct c\u00e2nd vezi factura!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Re\u0219oul \u0219i cu aragazul ce se-nfruntau cu du\u0219m\u0103nie,Dorind \u0219efia absolut\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i buc\u0103t\u0103rie,\u00ce\u0219i aruncau cuvinte grele, ba c\u00e2teodat\u0103 arz\u0103toare,\u00cenjur\u0103turi de ceapa m\u0103-sii \u0219i vorbe cu piper \u0219i sare.Re\u0219oul, ce era \u00een priz\u0103 a \u0219i intrat rapid \u00een vorb\u0103:-Amice, ia ascult\u0103 bine, aterizezi ca musca-n ciorb\u0103!E\u0219ti dep\u0103\u0219it de mult\u0103 vreme, ai izuri de hidrocarbur\u0103,Te f\u00e2s\u00e2i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":641,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=640"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":642,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions\/642"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}