St\u0103m to\u021bi \u00een parc, pe b\u0103nci de lemn, la soare,
Ca ni\u0219te rufe puse la uscat,
B\u00e2rfim guvernul, spunem ce ne doare,
Ce alte hapuri doctorul ne-a dat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ne m\u0103sur\u0103m \u00een pensii nesim\u021bite
De mici, de bani primi\u021bi de la copii,
\u00cen \u0219iruri f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r de iubite,
Minciuni sfruntate \u0219i-alte inep\u021bii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am fost o via\u021b\u0103-ntreag\u0103 pe cai mari
\u0218i v\u0103d c\u0103 \u00een aceast\u0103 adunare,
Din grupul de distin\u0219i sexagenari,
Sunt f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eendoial\u0103 cel mai tare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai sunt colegi ce au de p\u0103r un mo\u021b,
Peruc\u0103 sau relicv\u0103 din n\u0103scare,
Dar eu sunt foarte m\u00e2ndru c\u0103 din to\u021bi,
Chelia \u00eemi luce\u0219te cel mai tare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai to\u021bi sunt \u0219tirbi, fiindc\u0103 e \u00een trend,
Oricum nu prea au bani pentru m\u00e2ncare,
Dar placa mea, de\u0219i e second hand,
O port numai \u00een zi de s\u0103rb\u0103toare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se am\u0103gesc mereu, f\u0103r’ de temei,
C\u0103 au mereu o aventur\u0103 nou\u0103,
Dar i-am luat mereu \u0219i la femei\u2026
C\u0103ci mint mereu c\u0103 merg la c\u00e2te dou\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt m\u00e2ndru ast\u0103zi, nici nu am cuvinte,
Chiar dac\u0103 sunt la fa\u021b\u0103 cam livid:
C\u0103ci dintre to\u021bi eu sunt cel mai fierbinte\u2026
Fiindc\u0103 m-am testat\u2026 \u0219i am Covid!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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