Nevasta mea, o rubicond\u0103,
Dar \u00eend\u0103r\u0103tnic\u0103 din fire,
Dintr-un atavic sim\u021b de frond\u0103,
F\u0103cu o cur\u0103 de sl\u0103bire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u0103ci chilo\u021beii prefera\u021bi,
Cu dantelu\u021be manuale,
Erau cam str\u00e2m\u021bi \u0219i prea b\u0103ga\u021bi
\u00cen zonele mai jos de \u0219ale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nici n-a trecut o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103
De post \u0219i-oftaturi din r\u0103runchi,
Deja-i \u021binea discret c-o m\u00e2n\u0103,
C\u0103-i at\u00e2rnau p\u00e2n\u2019 la genunchi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stresat, v\u0103zui dup\u0103 o lun\u0103
C\u0103 refuzau s\u0103 stea pe ea,
A\u0219a c-a preferat s\u0103-i pun\u0103,
La o teras\u0103, ca perdea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acum din nou sunt disperat
\u0218i cruci am \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi fac,
C\u0103 a sl\u0103bit necontrolat,
Iar budig\u0103ii sunt hamac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Din draga mea cu pulpe groase,
Ce-o deocheau vecinii to\u021bi,
A mai r\u0103mas un sac de oase
\u0218i tragic, n-are nici chilo\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-e dor de moliciunea ei,
C\u00e2nd este frig \u0219i lun\u0103 plin\u0103,
Dar n-o s\u0103-i cump\u0103r bichinei
Ci un purcel, s\u0103-i dau sl\u0103nin\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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