Un c\u00e2ine ce avea prostata de mult\u0103 vreme-n piuneze
\u0218i cu probleme serioase, c\u00e2nd trebuia s\u0103 urineze,
Fugea \u00eentr-una, zi lumin\u0103, ca urm\u0103rit de v\u00e2rcolaci,
Fiind o mare penurie, c\u0103 nu se mai g\u0103seau copaci.
\u00cemb\u0103tr\u00e2nind ca toat\u0103 lumea, lovit \u0219i de apoplexie,
Nemaiput\u00e2nd s\u0103 mai alerge, chiar pe un zid la Prim\u0103rie,
A desenat c-o c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 ce de pe strad\u0103 a luat,
Un pom, nu mare, de o \u0219chioap\u0103, ce dup-o vreme s-a uscat,
Fiind udat \u00een permanen\u021b\u0103, la ore fixe, abundent,
Cu un lichid g\u0103lbui dar care f\u0103cu o gaur\u0103-n ciment.
Cum zidul a c\u0103zut cu zgomot, g\u00e2ndindu-se la viitor,
El a plantat pe malul apei, cu mult\u0103 grij-un pomi\u0219or
\u0218i a\u0219tepta de ani de zile s\u0103 creasc\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 de egal
C\u0103ci altfel \u00ee\u021bi ridici piciorul c\u00e2nd e un pom original.
Dar \u00eentr-o zi, de diminea\u021b\u0103, cu lacrimi mari curg\u00e2nd pe bot
\u0218i observ\u00e2nd, cuprins de jale, c\u0103-n locul lui era un ciot\u2026
F\u0103cu pe loc infarct c\u0103\u021belul, murind neconsolat, subit,
C\u0103ci a muncit s\u0103-l creasc\u0103 mare \u0219i culmea, nu l-a folosit.
Visa ca sub a sa coroan\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eencropeasc\u0103 loc de veci\u2026
Dar pomul lui, udat cu lacrimi, a fost t\u0103iat de-austrieci !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd pomii sunt t\u0103ia\u021bi zadarnic,
\u0218i c\u00e2inii sufer\u0103 amarnic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 2<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ca-n codru c\u00e2nd este ho\u021bia,
Se pr\u0103bu\u0219e\u0219te Prim\u0103ria!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morala 3<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Str\u0103inii las\u0103 mun\u021bii goi
\u0218i ne dau pamper\u0219i \u00eenapoi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un c\u00e2ine ce avea prostata de mult\u0103 vreme-n piuneze\u0218i cu probleme serioase, c\u00e2nd trebuia s\u0103 urineze,Fugea \u00eentr-una, zi lumin\u0103, ca urm\u0103rit de v\u00e2rcolaci,Fiind o mare penurie, c\u0103 nu se mai g\u0103seau copaci.\u00cemb\u0103tr\u00e2nind ca toat\u0103 lumea, lovit \u0219i de apoplexie,Nemaiput\u00e2nd s\u0103 mai alerge, chiar pe un zid la Prim\u0103rie,A desenat c-o c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 ce de pe strad\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":808,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fabule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=807"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":809,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807\/revisions\/809"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}