Pe cre\u0219tet doar trei fire mi-au crescut,
Le num\u0103r zilnic, riscul e exclus
S\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencurc, nici unul n-a c\u0103zut
\u0218i nici n-a ap\u0103rut vreun p\u0103r \u00een plus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E cazul s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la un frizer
\u0218i m\u0103 fr\u0103m\u00e2nt \u00een baie, st\u00e2nd pe tron,
S\u0103 mi-l fac cre\u021b, s\u0103 par un pi\u0219icher,
Sau pur \u0219i simplu s\u0103 \u00eel tai breton?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219 vrea c\u0103rare, frez\u0103 de mogul,
S\u0103-mi pot permite s\u0103 privesc de sus,
Dar pentru asta, dou\u0103 sunt destul\u2026
Ce fac cu-al treilea fir, ce e \u00een plus?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am \u00eempletit cu trud\u0103 \u0219i o coad\u0103,
Dar cu nespus\u0103 jale \u0219i uimire,
Constat c\u0103-i o ideea cam neroad\u0103\u2026
Nu se observ\u0103, c\u0103 e prea sub\u021bire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nici permanentul nu-i alternativ\u0103,
Sau creasta de coco\u0219, de anvergur\u0103,
Am mai exclus \u0219i o alternativ\u0103,
S\u0103-mi fac la ceaf\u0103 numai o bordur\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am vrut apoi \u00een patru s\u0103-l despic
\u0218i abundent s\u0103 \u00eel arunc pe spate,
Dar m\u00e2na dreapt-a tremurat un pic,
Pierz\u00e2nd subit, un fir \u00een jum\u0103tate\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C-un brici \u0219i o voin\u021b\u0103 temerar\u0103
L-am ras de tot, de-acuma nu-mi mai pas\u0103:
Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 ai o frez\u0103 foarte rar\u0103,
E preferabil o chelie deas\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Pe cre\u0219tet doar trei fire mi-au crescut,Le num\u0103r zilnic, riscul e exclusS\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencurc, nici unul n-a c\u0103zut\u0218i nici n-a ap\u0103rut vreun p\u0103r \u00een plus. E cazul s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la un frizer\u0218i m\u0103 fr\u0103m\u00e2nt \u00een baie, st\u00e2nd pe tron,S\u0103 mi-l fac cre\u021b, s\u0103 par un pi\u0219icher,Sau pur \u0219i simplu s\u0103 \u00eel tai breton? A\u0219 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":812,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":813,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions\/813"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}