{"id":814,"date":"2025-11-08T05:32:46","date_gmt":"2025-11-08T05:32:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/?p=814"},"modified":"2025-11-22T08:31:43","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T08:31:43","slug":"criza-existentiala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/criza-existentiala\/","title":{"rendered":"Criz\u0103 existen\u021bial\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 scriu din nou, m\u0103 chinuie\u0219te dorul,<br>Dar muza f\u0103r\u0103 veste-a avortat:<br>Sp\u0103l creierii \u0219i-i bag \u00een storc\u0103torul<br>De la ma\u0219ina veche de sp\u0103lat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu mai visez femei \u00een pielea goal\u0103,<br>Cu s\u00e2ni cambra\u021bi \u0219i adolescentini<br>Iar muza p\u0103c\u0103toas\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0219al\u0103<br>C-un bard de m\u00e2na-a doua din vecini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sunt \u00eentr-o crunt\u0103 criz\u0103 de idei,<br>Nu am nici chef s\u0103 sar \u00een noapte garduri,<br>Iar muza ce-are acuma col\u0103cei<br>\u0218i celulit\u0103, mi-a umblat la carduri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stau nop\u021bile cu ochii \u00een tavan,<br>\u00cen loc de vin, beau suc de mur\u0103turi,<br>Iar muza un infarct mi-a provocat<br>C\u00e2nd mi-a adus un munte de facturi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sec\u0103tuit mintal \u0219i depresiv<br>V\u0103d raza \u00een tunel \u00eent\u00e2ia oar\u0103:<br>La muze s\u0103 renun\u021b definitiv<br>\u0218i s\u0103 \u00eemi angajez o secretar\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 scriu din nou, m\u0103 chinuie\u0219te dorul,Dar muza f\u0103r\u0103 veste-a avortat:Sp\u0103l creierii \u0219i-i bag \u00een storc\u0103torulDe la ma\u0219ina veche de sp\u0103lat. Nu mai visez femei \u00een pielea goal\u0103,Cu s\u00e2ni cambra\u021bi \u0219i adolescentiniIar muza p\u0103c\u0103toas\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0219al\u0103C-un bard de m\u00e2na-a doua din vecini. Sunt \u00eentr-o crunt\u0103 criz\u0103 de idei,Nu am nici chef s\u0103 sar \u00een noapte [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":815,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezii-satirice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":816,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions\/816"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidvalentin.ro\/opere\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}